Volume 1 - CH 6

Chapter 1: Yuuji A “Hiki-NEET” Evolves into “Loner NEET”

Part 6: Bulletin Board Yuuji, Ascertaining Edibility

162: 1 desu

I came back from the forest

163: Anonymous NEET

Since if you are hikkikomori I thought you will starved to death

164: Anonymous NEET

How was it?

Are you peerless against goblin?

165: Anonymous NEET

>>164 Kindly give a serious reply, will ya?

166: Anonymous NEET

>>165 It because they are watching this thread halfheartedly

167: Anonymous NEET

What about Erofu?

Is there any Erofu?

168: 1 desu

I don’t meet with any animals or mysterious creatures

For now, this is the things I have gathered:

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169: Anonymous NEET

Wo, ow

170: Anonymous NEET

What is this?

171: Anonymous NEET

This is ordinary, hey!

172. Anonymous MEAT

Our specific group’s turn!

173: Anonymous NEET

>> 169-171 You guys are sure in good terms

174: Well Informed NEET

>>168             Picture No.1: It’s look like American cherry.[1] But since it’s kinda smallish, a mountain cherry?[2]

Picture No.2: Acorn

Picture No.3: Angel’s wing mushroom[3]

Picture No.4: Looks like Fly Agaric[4] mushroom

175: Anonymous NEET

Why do you picked up the red mushroom?

176: Anonymous NEET

Obviously a dangerous one

177: Anonymous NEET

Try to eat it[5]

178: 1 desu

First of all, I try Mountain Cherry (temp.)[6]

It’s sour

It’s nothing but sour

179: Anonymous NEET

Why?

180: Anonymous NEET

Well, it’s safe, probably

181: Anonymous MEAT

That thing usually packed with vitamin

182: Anonymous NEET

How do you eat acorn?

183: Well Informed NEET

Fry it, peel the shell[7], peel the husk[8], then eat it

Like chestnut[9]

184: Anonymous NEET

Or like this

Fry it, peel the shell, peel the husk, and ground the nut into flour

It can be used for many things

If the nut is roasted it will turn into something similar to coffee

185: Anonymous NEET

>> 183-184 You guys are awesome

186: Anonymous NEET

The Mushroom!

187: Anonymous NEET

If it mushrooms, then it means that, Mushroom Soup

188: Anonymous NEET

I think the red one is not edible, it’s dangerous.

189: Anonymous MEAT

But it’s 1!

If it’s 1 then it will be fine!

190: 1 desu

I ate the acorn

It’s bitter

Considerably bitter, but it’s not impossible to eat it.

191: Anonymous NEET

That’s good

With this the problem with the food is resolved

192: Well Informed NEET

Umu[10]

It contains fat, protein, carbohydrate and vitamins.

A wonderful food

It’s bitter though

193: Anonymous NEET

>>192 For a hiki-NEET you know a lot

194. Anonymous MEAT

His time!

Finally!

Mushroom Time!!!

195: Well Informed NEET

>>193 I’m not a hikkikomori

Just a Neet

196: 1 desu

Then I will made this two into mushroom soup with miso

197: Anonymous ETNE[11]

It came!

198: Anonymous NEET

Really?.....

I myself can’t make it

199: Anonymous NEET

However this....

Does he understand what he’s doing?

200: Anonymous NEET

>>199 let’s not worry for the details[12]!

201: 1 desu

The flat one

Delicious

The texture feels like ear mushroom[13] so this is ear mushroom (temp.)

202: Anonymous NEET

Without hesitation, this is bravery

203: Anonymous NEET

Only still not dangerous yet

204: Anonymous ETNE

Oi!

205: Anonymous MEAT

>>203 I thought you promised me to not say that!

206:1 desu

The red one

There is no mushroom taste

Just miso soup

207: Well Informed NEET

Does your mouth feel tingling?

208: Anonymous MEAT

Really, without hesitation, isn’t that amazing?

That’s a red mushroom right?

Are your real identity is a mustached plumber?

209: Anonymous ETNE

I am so excited!

I admire you!

210: Well Informed NEET

For now, just do this

Don’t eat that anymore

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235: Anonymous NEET

Since that time, 1 never post anything

236: Anonymous NEET

Isn’t he just being friendly with Toilet?

Or dying?

237: Anonymous NEET

By the way if that is Fly Agaric Mushroom,

He might really be dying

238: Anonymous ETNE

Good Children please don’t copy this!

239: 1 desu

I came back.....

240: Nameless NEET

So you’re alive!

241: Nameless NEET

What’s wrong?

242: 1 desu

I vomited

Maybe cause the red

243: Well Informed NEET

Well, that is......

244: Anonymous MEAT

You should eat ordinary food

245: 1 desu

I’ll go to sleep

246: Anonymous NEET

Good night

247: Anonymous NEET

What a great bravery

Also, Good night

248: Anonymous NEET

Good night

It’s not really like another world after all...

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Message from the Author:

※It’s very dangerous to eat a mushroom that you don’t recognize well.

There a lot of example of 「Eat then Die」!

There also a lot of mushroom that dangerous to touch.

If you found some in the mountain, river, field, farm, city, road, garden, or house

To eat it is absurd!

Please don’t eat it. I implore you.

That’s what the people in the bulletin board try to say.

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Even if Yuuji was incapacitated by Mushroom poisoning, there still Kotarou as the next MC.... Since it’s a gentleman, it’s female though.

[1] Bing cherry or Prunus avium

[2] Yamazakura or Prunnus serrulata

[3] Sugihiratake, Pleurocybellaporrigens, an edible mushroom but might cause fatal acute encephalopathy on person with underlying kidney disease

[4] Benitengutake, Mario's Mushroom or Amanitamuscaria, or hallucinogenic mushroom, unpredictable poisonous. The main active compound on this mushroom is Muscimol and its prodrug form Ibotenic Acid. Luckily both of this degrade when exposed to heat when cooking, so maybe when because Yuuji make it into Mushroom Miso Soup, he ot consumed to much of it.

[5] The original word: Jisshoku means tasting a food that a person never heard before.

[6] (仮)(kari) or temporary name

[7] Pericarp

[8] Tesla or seed coat

[9] Kuri or Japanese Chestnut (Castanea crenata)

[10] Uh Huh, Yea

[11] A pun on Nii-to (NEET) à To-nii or should I turn it into TEEN (NEET backwards) or keep it at ETNE?

[12] I stuck in this until I turn to the darkest corner of Internet. The original is こまけえこたぁいいんだよ that is a bastardisation of 細かいことはいいんだよ. 

[13] Kikurage or Auricularia auricular-judae