Chapter 31 It Is Not Like Stubbing Your Toe!

Eliza had some of the bigger Guardswomens brought and a plain black shirt bought for me to wear, and they ended up fitting good. The pants were blue, and of good material, and were easy to walk and move around in.

I asked Eliza to get more of the same makeup, and she happily agreed, saying that I looked very good in them.

"So, There is no point in me trying to tell you everyones name, it will just be better for them to introduce themselves. Just to warn you beforehand, the women all know that you and I have spent time together. Just warning you beforehand. Some of them get pretty aggressive when they drink," Eliza said as we left the mansion, and I nodded.

"Well, unlike you women, I only have one bullet in the chamber, and then I need like an hour to reload. There are guns here, right?" I asked, and Annie shrugged.

"If you are talking about boomsticks that the Dwarves make, then yes, but I hear they are very unreliable," Eliza explained, and I nodded.

"I see, well that might be one of the first places that we go. If they know how to make the tubes, then they must be struggling with the firing mechanism. I am getting bits and parts of how it works, but I am sure I could build some pistols," I said, thinking about the different things.

"I am sure that Gwenth will want to talk you ear off, and the Dwarfs are next to us at Eleven. Their entire island is all extremely tall mountains so high that you can't see the tops, even from the sea! There are always clouds around and it rains almost non-stop. That doesn't bother the Dwarves since all of them live inside the mountains with amazing structures that they have carved out!" Eliza explained, and I smiled.

"That sounds amazing, and I can't wait to go and explore! I wonder if they will be special metal shops? Oh well, there is no point in talking about it now, I said as we turned west as soon as we left the manor gates.

Chili was waiting for us around the corner, and she came over, to hug Eliza while hopping around.

I don't know what she did to you, but you can walk like a normal now!" Chili explained, and Eliza laughed.

"You will get your chance to see if you can take it! I feel like it's going to become like a challenge for small girls like us!" Eliza laughed, and I rolled my eyes.

You all need to find more entertaining things to do! Go kill some monsters to blow some steam!" I growled, and the girls laughed at me.

"You are so weird! You should stick that growth in me, and I will blow lots of steam at you! I'll even let you rub my tail!" Chili offered, and I shrugged.

"I am sure it will happen at some point, what is the rush? Better to just let it happen when it does. Sex is hardly ever a planned event, and the randomness and spotaenous is half the fun. The emotions usually sneak up, and suddenly you are pulled to the other person and your bodies connect!" I laughed, but both girls tripped out each other in their intentness to hear me.

"Those are some fancy words. Is it weird that I feel a bit turned on from that?" Chili asked, and Eliza rolled her eyes.

"Everything turns you on a bit!" Eliza laughed, and Chili nodded.

"I think you are right? Is that a problem?" Chili asked, and it was my turn to laugh.

"Only if you let it become one!" I laughed, but I could see some of the women from before standing up ahead of us.

There were four women, all in different styles of dress, looking completely different than before. Kalli was among the four, and the moment she saw me, she walked directly towards me until she was staring down at me.

"What? Would you like me to comb the hair between your legs?" I asked, and Kalli laughed at me in her white dress that looked very good on her dark tan skin.

"You are funny, but I am going to fuck you tonight!" Kalli almost growled at me, but I narrowed my eyes.

In one movement, I reached under her dress, finding no panties, but I expected no less, and slipped three fingers inside of her. Kalli's eyes blinked in surprise, but I hooked my finger inside of her, and pulled down, making her eyes go massive as I brought her to my eye level.

"No, I am going to fuck you, understand? I don't get the fucking here, I am the fucker. That are no two fucking ways about it!" I declared, and Kalli smiled.

Then I coughed blood as Kalli tried to return the favor, stabbing me in the balls/gooch. It was like all the wind had been knocked out of me, and I fell to the ground gasping for air and spitting blood.

"Kalli!? What did you do to her?!" Eliza cried as she rushed over to my side.

"Wow, I don't usually miss! You really are built differently! I can wait for more fun later!" Kalli laughed, and I groaned in excruciating pain.

"Wow girls don't get hurt that much from getting hit down there. You men are surely sensitive, but I guess it is like a massive overgrown toe, right, so it might be like stubbing it, right?" Eliza asked me as I rolled over on the ground.

"No, no it is not like stubbing you fucking toe! It would be like catching a tit in a door while getting slapped, and someone kicks your shin! All at the same time! It is horrible! AH!" complained, and the girls laughed at me as I got back up slowly.

I was going to have to keep that little thing a secret, and maybe try to play it off next time it happened. That would be a bad thing for people to know that kicking me in the balls was my greatest weakness!