"Did you really not know that that is?" I asked as the mug hit the floor, and everyone looked over to where we were sitting.
"What do you mean? We have been getting it from the dragons for years now! That is how we stay strong!" The Lancer declared, and I looked at the other ones and then Gaara.
"Have you really been drinking Dragons piss?" I asked, and Gaara frowned.
"Piss stinks and tastes disgusting. This is sweet, so it can not be piss. It must be milk," Gaara said plainly, and I groaned, shaking my head. I would be curious to know who put them up to this, but it wasn't entirely false.
Typically, you could collect the urine from a baby dragon for over five years before it became highly acidic once they matured. This would have a boosting effect because of the extra Mana the Dragon's body naturally absorbed, but it was temporary. Mana drank or eaten would last no longer than 24 hours, and the effect would not actually help to make you stronger in the long run. It also took a lot of work and time to gather. Still, since these people had been collecting this stuff for so long, I couldn't fault them for thinking it was 'milk.'
Now, I might have found a use for it myself if it was edible and not toxic, but even then, I probably wouldn't drink it.
"Look, this stuff is not what you think it is, and I can promise you that it is actually hurting you. You probably get the shits when you drink this stuff because it's essentially ammonia, and the children that are used as milk sources are fed charcoal and phosphorus until they mature, not power-ups," I explained.
"That is wrong! My mother would never lie to me!" Gaara said indignantly, and I shrugged.
"Giantessa!" I roared, and a portal opened.
"Yes?" The Goddess of the Amazon's asked innocently, and I rolled my eyes.
"Just what piss have you been feeding these women?!" I demanded, and Giantessa blinked.
"I didn't tell them to drink the dragon piss. In fact, I told them to stop that! I am pretty sure that the other two tribes stopped that practice a long time ago," Ginatessa explained and then glared at Gaara. "Who told you that I said this?"
"Your daughter. The same one that told me that you said that my sperm was super juice!" I laughed, and Giantessa frowned.
"Well, I did tell her that. It is true. Talking in your semen in all my holes till I could walk always made me feel much stronger, and I was able to work out the next day even harder! Strange considering that you used to plow my holes so much with that big dick of yours that I could barely walk! You can ask the other goddesses," Giantessa said plainly, and I just blinked at her. Why would the other goddesses accept such nonsense from this woman?
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"The other goddesses... They all felt the effects of my cum, and said nothing? What made you think that this information would not be useful for me? why did none of you tell me if it was so good?" I asked with suspicion.
Giantess just puffed out her chest proudly and narrowed her eyes at me. "Because I is smart! You aren't a fucking doctor, so don't act like you know everything!" The woman shouted at me angrily, and I just rolled my eyes.
"That isn't even a proper answer! Go and make sure that the others stop this then, and find out where it is coming from if you is so smart!" I growled. I could smell booze on her, and it would make sense why she was being belligerent, but who was she drinking with? She might have been drunk enough to accept some crazy shit, but she wouldn't actually believe in it herself. Right?
Then again, she had obviously convinced a few thousand people to do odd things. Maybe she was perfectly sane and capable of controlling others' minds. Or maybe she truly believed in this bullshit despite how stupid it sounded and was using it to control others.
"Who are you drinking with?" I asked, and Giantessa grinned.
"Orchalla. She is one of the few that will still talk to me and drink. I will make sure the Dragon piss is taken care of, but I have no way to find out where it is coming from," Giantessa said and then let the portal close before I could ask any more.
"Damn, that woman gets saucy when she drinks!" I growled, but all the giant women were looking at me now with fascinating looks.
"You are taking only Gaara to bed tonight?" Gilesh asked, standing up from her table, and then Bobby Sue did the same.
"I don't think you have the time to take us on one at a time, right?" Bobby Sue asked, and I frowned, but not in disappointment.
"Seriously, the three of you want to have a foursome with me? I am not against it, but you heard what Your mother said. All the holes will be filled, and you will not be able to walk. Is that what you women are really after?" I asked skeptically.
"If you could take us all, I would suggest that, but I hardly believe you will be able to handle all three of us at once," Gilesh said, and I raised an eyebrow but nodded.
"Well, don't you girls seem excited to get your holes filled?" I laughed as I finished up my food, and the other daughter came over to where Gaara and I were sitting.
"If it will help make us stronger, I would let you do this every day!" Bobby sue declared, but I shook my head.
"I think you might reconsider that statement after tonight!" I laughed and looked at the three giant women that were towering over me at the massive table.
Looks like I was going to have to show these women what a good time was like. But hopefully, they'd wake up and get everyone else moving in the right direction. I was doing this for them, after all.
I am just the helpful Cat God about to plow some giant pussy in the name of science!