"Look at it this way; now we know. Still, I really should go talk with Lexi about this, but I brought you women out to get a bite to eat," I laughed, and both women nodded, letting go of my arms.
I stepped back and let the women order two salads and looked around until I saw the flat cake stand. Once the girls had gotten their food, I dragged them over to the stand I had spotted and got myself a flat cake wrapped around ham, cheese, a hearty sauce, and pineapple.
"That looks strange, but I am not really a fan of meat. Still, how do you eat pineapple and ham? Fruit and meat?" Listenia asked curiously, and I nodded as I took a bite, letting out a moan after we had found a bench to sit on.
"The ham gives it a nice saltiness, the pineapple adds the sweetness, then the cheese and savory sauce balance the two! It really is a party in your mouth! I would offer you some-" I started to say, but then Elfinia took a bite, cutting me off.
"Mmm! The flavor is just how I remember it! Seeing my daughter talk about it reminds me of the first time that you made me try it!" Elfinia laughed after she emptied her mouth.
"Is it really that good?!" Listenia asked in what seemed to be confusion.
"I mean, if you don't like meat, then you probably won't like it," I said, but then Listenia leaned in to take a small bite.
I watched and waited, but Listenia didn't have the rapturous look that her mother did as she chewed and swallowed. While I was watching Listenia, Elfinia leaned over and took another large bite down to my hand, only leaving the part that was still protected by my hand.
"Hey! I will get you your own if you want, dammit!" I growled, but Elfinia shook her head and went back to her salad, ignoring me. Then I winced.
"Do you think I could try another bite?" Listenia asked, but when I turned back, I knew I was in trouble.
"Just put my tail down, and you can have as much...mmm," I started to say, but then bit my lip hard enough to make the blood flow and run into my short beard as Listenia gripped my tail.
"If you feed me, I will be gentle," Listenia said with an evil smirk, and I whirled on Elfinia, but she just shook her head.
"It was not me that told her about that. I had forgotten about that until now, but I do have to admit it is a bit cruel to do in public. Still, this is quite entertaining, and I am sure that you have earned this," Elfinia said and then went back to her salad.
"I highly suggest that you put my tail down now, and I will forget that this-s-s!" I said, but Listenia just squeezed again, and I had to use my free hand to brace myself on my knee. What was wrong with these women?!
"Stop that!" I hissed, but Listenia just opened her mouth and pointed at it.
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"You can just go buy another one after. You are taking us on the date, are you not? Is it not your responsibility to make sure we enjoy ourselves?" Listenia asked, and I growled at her.
That was the point, but this was ridiculous! Not like I had much choice, but I was going to be having a word with Tallia about this.
If an ordinary person grabbed my tail, they would not be getting back up after, but I was utterly powerless against the women I loved. Normally, I wouldn't consider myself to have many weaknesses, but this one was just too funny to pass up.
With a sigh, I held it out for Listenia, who had opened her mouth again, and soon enough, she was munching down on the delicious treat, letting go of my tail that I took back to hold. I sighed as Elfinia laughed, but I was going to make sure that I taught those two a lesson in the future.
"You know that you are going to pay for this in the future, right?" I asked with slitted eyes, but both women just laughed at me. So how I knew that I was going to be on the losing end of that now as well.
I was going to see that damned goddess the moment I was done with these women! The last thing that I needed was all these women grabbing my tail when I was trying to be serious!
"I do apologize for Listenia, but this was quite fun. I think that you will find it entertaining in the future," Elfinia said as she grabbed Listenia and me for a hug, which brought a smile to my face despite the situation.
"I guess it's not so bad to let things go sometimes. Plus, I suppose I can use some of this experience when teaching others. Allowing things to get out of control like this is one way to learn what would never be taught in books," I said, and both women nodded before I looked up at the sky thoughtfully.
This was quite annoying, but seeing how happy the women were almost made the embarrassment worth it. Almost.
"Like what?" Elfinia asked, and I shrugged as I took both of their arms.
"Sometimes, you have to let things get out of control to find out what the problem is. Not like I didn't know this, but my recent abuse has brought light to it," I said thoughtfully as we started walking back to the shop.
"You think that you owe me for this? I think that I still owe you a bit more, and I will get my pint of blood from you, don't worry about that," Listenia said with a creepy smile as she patted my arm.
"I think that we can forget that I had to suffer through this, but I will have you know that I don't plan on forgetting the lesson," I said with a smile as we arrived at the shop, and Elfinia opened the door for the both of us.