110 My Three Rules

Short black hair, perfectly separated like a spider spun each piece individually; small black eyes that pierced the hearts of whoever looked into the depths of the void.

Slim, frail fingers that delicately swept over the keyboard with tapping sounds reverberating; She was an overall black pearl that learnt how to tend to herself before others.

An absolute beauty with no flaws whatsoever…

Finance, she got that.

Looks, she has that.

Personality…. There are actually a lot of flaws.

You would assume that a person who was able to climb their way up to a high status would have high social capabilities and unmatching diligence.

That was probably true...

I mean, that was my guess on how she was able to attain such a good job with many opportunities, so how does she end up like this.

A lady who tends to be brutally honest and likes to take direct control over your life.

She seems aloof, rude but maybe that's a characteristic that made her my customer in the first place.

Those things could be glossed aside but the very first time she hired me when I was 17 was quite dramatic.

If I remember correctly it was.. "Put on this suit. Now, act as my secretary."

This was the very first phrase she said to the me from a year ago.

At the time, I had steeled myself to do anything for money even if it means pouring kilograms of salt all over my open wounds but this phrase essentially nullified my worries.

Usually when she requested me at times when she was drunk, lonely or free, she would start splurging out all her difficulties and sadness.

I was able to learn that she was in an unrequited love situation.

Her mostly perfect qualities were given to the attention of one special fellow, her secretary but fate was unfortunately not kind to her as he was unexpectedly married.

But I guess I would have to thank that secretary as he managed to give me a wonderful customer that I would cherish.

Fumiko slammed her laptop shut before glaring and speaking in a cold tone"Good, you're here. We're going to the cafe."

As expected, she hasn't changed the aspect of being a lot friendlier, let alone throwing out short sentences and sounding kind.

Aii~ at least she wasn't as rude as other customers.

Giving a caring and gentle smile to pull on her heart strings, I responded "Of course, Boss"

There was not even a single blush located on her cheeks but at least there was visible sign of my charm having an effect when she started fidgeting a little.

She placed her laptop into her purse but took out some cash: "Here's the payment"

I smiled with happiness: "Thank you, Boss"

There were usually 3 main rules that my customers should follow if they desire to buy my services,

Actually pay for the services.

The number of times some of the foreign customers actually thought they could run away without paying for their bills.

A simple method I liked to pull when I was a little younger would be to suddenly whip out my Student ID card as I slowly see their face become a lot more paler.

They were usually in a place far from home and imagined the shame upon their families' faces.

Some would scoff in disgust and still walk away but I always threatened them with a fake phone call to the police.

The age of consent in this country is pretty disgusting, 13, but many prefectures have changed it to seem a lot more modern and appeal to other countries' citizens.

In the end, they might get charged with a misdemeanor for taking part in indecent acts with a teenager as well as the charges from prostitution.

It's hilarious to slowly see their faces slowly become twisted and have difficulties taking out bank note by bank note onto my hand.

When I first began doing this type of business, I had been taken advantage for such stupid and naive mistakes.

Of course a lady won't run away when she wakes up early and had TOTALLY FORGOTTEN to pay me.

I was so unlucky for the first few nights but I was lucky to encounter a senior in the business who taught me that they should first pay upfront.

That way, I will know they have enough money for my services and won't run away with my pay.

As her legendary quote still goes on "Fuck those (son of a) bitches… after you get paid first."

The second rule of mine was that they take a medical test

It is of the utmost importance that I am able to confirm that I shouldn't get an STD as that may cause problems to other customers and could even affect my business.

However, even if one of my customer does have an STD, they shall not be excluded. They are still under my wing and are foremost my customers but they will just have certain 'plays' not available to them.

And finally, the third rule - Have fun!

That's the simplest rule.

If you're hiring me for no reason, then I might as well take my leave if you can't even appreciate the services I offer.

I'm not sure whether it's a good or bad thing if someone breaks the third rule but at least it's free money.

"We're going" A cold voice reached my ears and I was unexpectedly already at the cafe that Fumiko wanted to go to but my mind was blank for a moment.

I was currently acting as her secretary which means one of my priorities would be to treat her with some respect.

Opening the door for her first and then entering myself, the cafe had a modern design with brown linings on the wall with a concurrent white background.

We both lined up but Fumiko was still silent with a sort of serious expectation when she glared at me.