137 I Am Actually a Really Good Person and Not a Criminal

She seemed disinterested in that subject due to her sleepy stupor but hearing the noise outside her room she finally got up.

I originally thought she was going to grab her phone to check something but she had already opened the door.

Panic overtook me and was desperate to stop Ruri but she apparently already knew who was coming back: "*Yawn~*Jessica, couldn't you arrive in a quieter fashion"

Jessica?

Who's that?

A person's voice soon reached my ears and sounded like a female but it was soon followed by a shriek: "Ah, I really thought I was being-WTF, Put some clothes on"

… Is this what's trending nowadays

Saying letter instead of words, is this what my generation is doing now.

Instead of saying 'What the fuck', we now say 'WTF'.

I think I was brought up inthe wron- an interesting era.

It was tempting to continue mocking the usage of saying letters aloud but the main point Jessica made was that Ruri currently had no clothes. That was true as they were still in the bathroom because I didn't think she would need it so soon.

Panicking over the thought she could have been getting robbed, she probably caught that mentality from me along with her sleepy side effect that caused her to open the door naked.

Ruri slammed the door shut and changed into the clothes from last night and the only question I can currently think about is: "So what do I do?"

I'm guessing that Jessica was probably one of the tenants that Ruri took care of that was presumably on a trip however there was a condition that they should all be females.

I couldn't say: 'Hi, i'm joining the household.'

It was a poor lie that wouldn't be effective and Jessica should have the IQ to immediately deduct my bullshit.

If lying doesn't work, try the opposite.

The age old saying: 'Honesty is a virtue' should be effective.

I can't wait to introduce myself to Jessica by saying: "Hi! I'm Kei, a prostitute hired by Ruri to service all her needs"

Nope, nope, nope, that doesn't seem to be the effective plan.

Ruri could tell what I was thinking as she suddenly threw my clothes over to me: "Wear your clothes and escape out the window, you can just come back and say we're friends."

With a cheerful smile, I was now pushed into the outside world.

The cold breeze invaded my naked body, putting on all my clothes, I recovered my warmth but I was now stuck between the house and a wall that acted as a fence.

Man, I just want my bag with me to seem a little more natural but I guess it's fine like this.

Aiii~ I should've fixed up my hair and told Ruri to wear her clothes if I knew this was to happen.

My hair was ruffled in a disorganized manner while my clothing was addressed with wrinkles but that was mainly due to the fact that it's STILL A BUTLER UNIFORM.

It's fine that I don't have to wear cat ears and a tail but I could've been given something more casual.

You don't just go to your friend's house with a BUTLER UNIFORM.

I wanted to try my chances by getting slightly better styled clothing but Ruri had closed the window but saw my confusion.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY A THUMBS UP AND A SLY SMILE???

STOP MOUTHING 'GOOD LUCK'!!!

...I….I guess I'm stuck like this now.

Ruri was resolving her own trouble as I could hear her conversation: "How was the trip?"

It was fruitless to try and knock onto the window for help as Ruri was clearly enjoying my despair and had already moved on.

I could only make use of what I currently had, Ruri should be currently helping Jessica moving her stuff which means that this was probably my best chance while she would be busy so I could then change clothes.

Such a brilliant plan seemed like there was no flaw with it as Ruri would obviously get the door while Jessica might be suffering from jet lag.

Everything should work out fine, just like that plan but it was strange because as soon as I was walking towards the front the door I noticed someone.

"$18.60 for the whole trip. Keep the change."

There was a girl tending to a cab who gave 2 $10 notes before proceeding to take her bags away while the taxi drove off into the distance.

I wanted it to just end like that but she noticed my existence from just the corner of her eyes and analyzed my dresswear.

My good looks paired with distraught clothing, I wondered what was probably going through her mind.

We both stared at each other, I was in a panicking state with fidgeting hands and cold sweat dripping down my face while the girl was a sculpture that contained no emotions.

She held onto her bags tightly but this was going to bring us nowhere if we just stayed like this: "I...ummmm, I swear I can explain-"

There was no qualm about my attempt to explain my situation but she wanted to first vent her opinion: "RURI!!! THERE'S A CREEPY STALKER THAT'S WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE"

….I thought I could explain

My emotions could basically be summed up as: O.o

So...how do I escape from this…

It was difficult to suddenly think up of a plan on the spot, especially when you could hear some neighborhood ladies criticize me.

"Oh my, youths resorting to crime at such a young age."

"See, I told you millennials are no good for the future generation."

"I remember hearing news of a rampant pervert, you don't think that's him?"

Why?

Where have I gone wrong?

How could I be compared to some shameless pervert who goes on a rampage despite being such a good looking person who has no need to resort to that.