"Weiguo!"
Gu Ye pushed open the door and came in, and patted his **** affectionately.
"what……"
Tang Weiguo screamed, this slap almost killed him, Gu Ye was startled, found the injury on his butt, and smiled gloatingly, "It was cut by your father? Did you mess around outside again? object?"
"No, what are you doing here?"
Tang Weiguo was not angry, and his revenge for taking his wife was undeniable. Now he saw that Uncle Gu Ye was a little upset, and his **** hurt even more.
Gu Ye turned down the sound of the TV, sat beside the bed, thought for a while, and then said, "Wei Guo, I have a friend who recently encountered some emotional troubles."
"What's the trouble?"
Tang Weiguo is interested. He likes to listen to this kind of emotional gossip. He doesn't know which friend of Uncle Ye's. Does he recognize him?
"That's how it is. My friend has married a wife, but because the relationship is not yet in place, he has never been in the same bed with his wife. He wanted to ask if there is any way to make him and his wife become good things quickly." Gu Ye asked softly.
"Why don't you get married if you don't have enough love? Is your friend robbing a civilian girl?"
"Of course not. How could my friend be that kind of person? It was his daughter-in-law who encountered some difficulties and needed to get married to solve it. My friend is naturally bound to do it. You kid, hurry up and say there is a good solution."
Tang Weiguo didn't quite believe that, what difficulties had to be solved by marriage, Uncle Gu Ye thought he was a three-year-old child.
Seeing that he refused to speak, Gu Ye deliberately provoked him, "Isn't there anything you can do? Forget it, you little boy, there's definitely no way you can do it, I'll ask others."
After speaking, he got up to leave, and Tang Weiguo immediately shouted, "Who said I can't do anything about it, hum, I can solve this kind of small problem casually."
He is a love expert with rich practical experience, this kind of thing is just a pediatrics.
Gu Ye's eyes flashed, and he sat down again, listening intently.
Tang Weiguo asked, "How is your friend's relationship with his daughter-in-law?"
"It's good, his wife is also a little interesting, but she's still shy." Gu Ye felt that Chu Qiao also had feelings for him. When they hugged each other last night, Chu Qiao's face was flushed, and her heartbeat was very fast.
"Then it's easy to handle, Lang Youqing is interested, it's a matter of course, if your friend wants to be fast, you have to be thick-skinned, girls are thin-skinned, men have to take the initiative, they must live together when they get married, touch their little hands, kiss Kiss the little mouth, and you can go to bed after a few more times."
Tang Weiguo said in an old-fashioned tone, and even made an analogy, "Have you heard of boiling frogs in warm water, warm them slowly, and the frogs won't jump out, you have to let your friend brew slowly, and wait for his wife to get used to kissing before going to bed. I will not refuse, of course, I need to be more concerned about taking care of others in my daily life, and I often send some small gifts, which can definitely be won quickly!"
Gu Ye couldn't help nodding his head. Sure enough, Wei Guo has a way. When I go back tonight, I will try to touch Qiaoqiao's little hand.
"Okay, I'll tell my friends tomorrow."
Gu Ye got up and was about to leave. He was complacent and ready to go back to cook his wife in warm water, but when he saw Tang Weiguo lying on his stomach, he stopped again and asked with concern, "How's your partner Weiguo?"
This kid has helped him a lot, and he has to take care of it. It's a matter of courtesy.
The 50-meter sharp knife pierced Tang Weiguo's heart at once. He felt that his buttocks hurt even more, and looked at Gu Ye resentfully.
Uncle Gu Ye must have done it on purpose, it's too immoral.
"It's yellow."
Tang Weiguo said weakly, unable to raise his head anymore, Gu Ye's eyes became sympathetic, he patted him lightly on the shoulder, and comforted: "It's okay, there is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, there will be better things in the future. "
"No more... no more."
Tang Weiguo covered his face and was heartbroken. Even if he traveled all over the world, he couldn't find a girl as beautiful as Chu Qiao.
Thinking of this, Tang Weiguo's heart felt a little better, and his eyes looking at Gu Ye were more sympathetic. Compared with him, Uncle Gu Ye was actually more pitiful.
He has a sweet wife, but he can't do what he wants. Uncle Gu Ye must have a smile on his face now, but his heart is bitter, right?
Gu Ye patted him on the shoulder again and left. Tang Weiguo watched him leave, grinned, and continued to watch the video. He was only eighteen, and his future was infinite.
I'm sorry, Uncle Gu Ye!
The optimist Tang Weiguo soon recovered from his heartbreak and was amused by the video to make him laugh.
Tang Yaozu and his wife were quarreling at the moment. Chang Jinfeng wore two layers of masks and insisted on applying medicine to him. Forced by her majesty, Tang Yaozu gave in half and half, and also wore two layers of masks. He sat obediently and let his wife apply the medicine. Medicine.
Chang Jinfeng carefully covered his bald spot with black medicinal mud, and the prescribed medicine made the smell even worse. The whole room was filled with this choking smell, even if he was wearing a mask.
After finally applying the ointment, Chang Jinfeng couldn't take it anymore, so she rushed to the window sill, stuck her head out and took a few breaths of fresh air, and finally came back to life.
"I'll go to the guest room to sleep at night."
Chang Jinfeng decisively abandoned her husband, and she will sleep in the guest room this week.
Abandoned Tang Yaozu, with a stinky mud on his head, didn't close his eyes all night, and finally fell asleep. In his dreams, he fell into the cesspool and woke up again.
Gu Ye, who got a good idea, hummed a song along the way and rode home happily. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Chu Peng guiding Dabao to do his homework~ Chu Yuanzhi was guiding Xiaobao to practice big characters, Chu Qiao Sit and mend your clothes.
There is the warmth of home everywhere, like the freshly fried glutinous rice cake, wrapped in a layer of icing sugar, sweet and fragrant, and steaming, it is glutinous, sweet, and warm when you bite into it.
Gu Ye leaned against the door frame and smiled slightly, reluctant to break the silence.
Chu Qiao mended the hole, bit the thread, and was about to mend another pair of trousers. They belonged to Xiaobao. The trousers of the brothers are torn almost every day, so there is no need to make new ones. Many children in the machine tool factory wear patched trousers. will laugh.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Gu Ye at the door, Chu Qiao smiled, "Why don't you come in?"
"Stand for a while."
Gu Ye walked into the room with a smile, took him to the door, and watched Xiaobao practice calligraphy. The little guy was in kindergarten, and he practiced very simple big characters. Chu Yuanzhi was a good teacher, and he guided him very seriously. .
The atmosphere on Chu Peng's side was gradually tense, because the answer Dabao wrote was so bizarre, I really don't know what his mind was thinking.
"The pencil sharpener is 6mm, but the pencil is 18 meters. You use a 6mm knife to sharpen a pencil that is 18 meters. Zhou Dabao, you are scratching your itch!"
Chu Peng sneered, pigs are smarter than this brat.
Zhou Dabao scratched his scalp, bit the pencil end in his mouth, and asked in a low voice, "Then how do you write?"
"You can write whatever you want."
Chu Peng was impatient. Anyway, it was summer homework, and the teacher wouldn't check it. It's fine to write whatever you want, just fill in the blanks.