Chapter 603： The old man's sassy operation

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"Xiao Chu's waist is so thin that I can pinch it with both hands, so I'm definitely not pregnant." An aunt said with great certainty.

She had just measured Chu Qiao's waist with her eyes, and it was at most one foot eight, not more.

Chu Qiao was wearing a green one-piece dress today, still tied at the waist. The slender waist was like a willow, and it really didn't look like a pregnant woman.

The other aunties nodded in agreement, "I'm definitely not pregnant. It seems that Gu Ye is really useless."

"Looking at the tall, majestic, and handsome, why can't it work?"

"I said no, but you still don't believe it. If the body is used in Chinese medicine, do you still need to go to the hospital to see the urology department?"

The aunt who said this was the one who saw Gu Ye's father and son in the urology department of the hospital last time. She was also the one who spread Gu Ye's hidden illness in the compound and made Gu Ye's incompetent reputation spread far and wide across the compound.

Several aunts sighed in unison, and sympathized with Gu Ye very much, what a good boy, but he has such a terrible problem, making a sin.

"Look, I'm afraid this young couple won't live long. With Xiao Chu's appearance, even if he is divorced, he can still find a good partner, and he will definitely not stay with Gu Ye for the rest of his life."

"Leaving at most for two years. A man's body is useless, and he can't do things well. If a woman can stand it, you can't blame Xiao Chu."

Several aunts even figured out the date of Gu Ye's divorce, and their tone was very regrettable. Although they sympathized with Gu Ye, they could not stop their gossip, so they waited for Gu Ye and Chu Qiao to divorce.

Chu Qiao was unaware of these discussions, and had already arrived home. The old man in the yard was killing fish. There was a lobster waving big tongs in the big pot, and some ice cubes were placed to ensure the freshness of the lobster.

"Grandpa, what is this?" Dabao and Xiaobao squatted down curiously, this was the first time he saw such a big shrimp.

"Lobster in the sea, let your aunt cook it."

The old man said with a smile, this lobster is from the compound, and every old leader has it.

Chu Qiao gestured for the lobster with his hands. It was more than a foot tall, and he was quite big. He smiled and said, "This one is delicious after steaming, but it needs to be cleaned up."

"You say, I'll do it."

The old man took the initiative to take it all, if the big pliers were to clamp, the daughter-in-law's hand would be broken.

"I'll still come."

Chu Qiao yawned, she was sleepy in the car just now, and even more sleepy after walking, her eyelids couldn't even open.

"I'll come, I'll come, you can make it clear how to do it, see how sleepy you are, go to sleep!"

Chu Qiao yawned again, and tears flowed out, but she was still not very worried about the old man handling the lobster. Don't ruin such a good lobster.

He asked, "Where's Mom?"

"She went to your Aunt Wang's house to pick green beans, don't worry, it's just a shrimp, I'll definitely fix it." The old man was a little unhappy, and actually looked down on him.

He even fiddles with cannons so obediently, how can a little lobster be in trouble?

Chu Qiao couldn't hold it any longer. After she became pregnant, she said she would fall asleep, and she could fall asleep standing up. Moreover, it was not troublesome to handle the lobster.

"Dad, you use a brush to clean it, the pliers have to brush."

"It's been brushed, your mother brushed it."

Chu Qiao looked at it, it was really clean, and he said, "Then put the urine out when you put it in the pot for steaming, and only put it out when it's steaming, that's how it's fresh."

"Piss?"

The old man is a little confused, why do you have to urinate steamed lobster?

What is this operation?

Do southerners eat vegetables so wildly?

But thinking that a certain southern city even eats centipedes and scorpions, the old man calms down. There is nothing that southerners can't eat. I heard that there is a place where they eat boiled eggs with urine, which seems to be a corner near Shanghai City.

"Got it, urinate before steaming."

The old man responded gruffly, this is very simple.

"Dad, do you know how to put urine?"

"Don't you know that? Isn't it just urinating?"

The old man is not happy, his daughter-in-law is despising his IQ, how can he not know how to do such a pediatric thing?

Chu Qiao didn't think much about it. Although the old man is from the north, he has lived in Shanghai for decades. Lin Yulan is also a local in Shanghai. He must eat lobster often, and he should know how to urinate.

She had been yawning all day long, her eyes were foggy, and she didn't notice the strange expression of the old man. She yawned and said, "It must be put, or it won't be delicious, so I'll go to sleep."

"Go, go to bed early at night, don't watch TV and watch the middle of the night, your schedule is too irregular."

The old man couldn't help but say a few words. He was so sleepy in the morning. My daughter-in-law must have been watching TV until midnight last night. Isn't this playing the piano indiscriminately.

Work during the day and sleep at night. This is a rule that has been passed down since ancient times, but now it is all messed up. Many people sleep during the day and work at night.

Chu Qiao had already returned to the room. He didn't hear the old man's chatter. He fell asleep as soon as he touched the bed. He didn't even know what the old man was doing outside.

The old man grabbed the lobster, rinsed it with clean water, filled the cauldron with water, and then kept looking at Dabao and Xiaobao. The two brothers were very nervous, and suspected that the grandfather wanted to steam them.

"Which of you urinating?"

The brothers were a little shy, and shook their heads in unison.

The old man frowned, he couldn't do it without urinating, he couldn't be let go, right?

It's good for a boy to pee, and a big tonic. He's an old man, so he definitely can't.

"Go drink water, drink more, your aunt said that it's delicious to have to urinate."

The old man dragged the brothers to drink water, and the black beans followed behind happily.

The two brothers each poured a large glass of water, and finally had urine. In order to be safe, the old man took the grain essence of the two brothers, filled half a bowl, and poured them all into the pot. Then he covered it with satisfaction, and the fire started to steam. .

The lobster this time is definitely delicious.

Dabao and Xiaobao covered their noses and looked at each other with disgust. They were no longer interested in lobsters. They didn't want to eat their brother's (brother's) urine.

Too stinky~ Lin Yulan came back with a basket of green beans. Seeing that the lobster in the basin was gone, she asked, "Did you steam the lobster?"

"Um."

The old man looked up and asked unhappily, "Why did it take so long to pick green beans?"

It was in the courtyard, a few minutes' walk away, but it took him an hour to pick. He suspected that his daughter-in-law was taking advantage of the excuse of picking green beans, and took the opportunity to be lazy and leave the work to him alone.

"I chatted with Mrs. Wang for a while. Her vegetables grow really well. I also picked a lot of bitter gourds. I will also plant them next year."

Lin Yulan is very envious. The vegetables she grows at home are much fresher than those bought in the market.

The old man snorted, "Don't you want to grow flowers? Just buy whatever you want. You don't need to grow it."

In the past, he even pulled his radish seedlings and planted those useless roses, prodigal motherfuckers.