"Where are the two little sisters?"
"There is one in Ganma's stomach, and one in aunt Lu's stomach."
"Little ancestor, you can't eat more and talk less?" Song Qingcheng is in love with baozi. How many times have I told him not to talk. Lu Qing was embarrassed last time. He even dared to say that.
"Mommy, it's wrong for you to call me little ancestor. My grandfather will be angry." Xiaobaozi corrected her seriously.
Song Qingcheng was choked.
"You're half right, Baozi." Lu Youlin said to the child with a smile on his face.
"Eh? Why only half? " Baozi is curious.
"Because Aunt Lu has two in her stomach." Lu Youlin put up two fingers.
As soon as the words came out, all the people exclaimed.
"Is it true?" Xin Yue also has an incredible face, "Lu Qing, are you pregnant with twins?"
Lu Qing is rare to be shy. She blushes and nods.
"Good guy, you haven't heard anything about such great news?" Xin Yue is excited and happy for them.
"Well, I didn't know how to get pregnant with them." Lu Youlin said.
Lu Qing was embarrassed enough. He even pulled the words wrong. In a rage, she kicked in the past impolitely.
Lu Youlin let out a cry, "Mrs. Lu, we have children now. Can we take it easy?"
"If you dare to say it again, I'll kick you out." Lu Qing gave a warning in his ear.
Lu Youlin shut up.
However, Lu Da's image in xiaobaozi's mind completely collapsed at this moment.
"Uncle Lu, you are not afraid of terrorists, but you are afraid of aunt Lu?" Xiaobaozi asked without warning.
“……”
Lu Youlin blinked when asked.
Does that mean his wife is more terrible than a terrorist, or does it mean he's incompetent?
Er
How can he answer that?
I'm afraid I'll be kicked out if I answer, but if I don't answer, would it be too humiliating?
"Cute, we'll discuss this in private when you finish your meal." Lu Youlin is picking at the steamed stuffed bun.
"Why, do you talk about guns?" Xiaobaozi's two big eyes are shining. I can't tell how cute they are.
Lu Youlin is adored by baozi. At ordinary times, he may not agree. However, thinking that he will soon have two such adorable treasures, he readily agrees, "yes, discuss guns."
"Then I'm full now." Baozi immediately put down his spoon and said he couldn't wait to discuss the gun.
“……”
A table of people were amused by their big and small.
……
After dinner, we didn't rush back. The old lady, her stepmother and her aunt are chatting. After all, they haven't seen each other for such a long time. They can't finish talking.
The old man has been teasing his great grandson.
Xin Yue is pulling Lu Qing in the popular science parenting classics. Song Qingcheng can occasionally insert two sentences. Most of the time, she still looks at the child. Don't let the child make too much noise.
In just two minutes, the bun disappeared. When he was found, he was already on Lu Youlin's lap.
Two people chatting, looks strange harmonious.
"Uncle Lu, let's talk about the story of guns." Xiaobaozi has been itching for a long time.
Lu Youlin put the bun on the sofa and sat down. Then he sat down and said, "cute, I'll tell you, it's real bullets that are used to deal with terrorists..."
"Oh, I know. I didn't use real bullets to deal with aunt Lu." Xiaobaozi took his words and said it confidently.
“……” Just as Lu Youlin wanted to say something, he was suddenly disturbed by the steamed stuffed bun, "er It can't be said that it's not real ammunition. It's mainly because the configuration is different. "
"Why not?" Xiaobaozi is serious and curious.
"One is external configuration, the other is self configuration." Lu Youlin also gave a serious explanation.
The pistol is a take out configuration, and the woman's gun can only be the one with her own.
"What's the take out configuration like? What is self configuration like? Is there any difference? " Xiaobaozi took it seriously and asked him seriously.
"That's too different to say." Lu Youlin has already begun to cheat xiaobaozi and wants to end this topic. If we continue to talk, he may be about to hang up.
"It doesn't matter. I have a lot of time now." Take your time.
Lu Youlin scratched his head and couldn't get rid of the bun, so he continued to cheat, "I ask you, have you seen the pistol used by the police uncle in the movie?"
"I've seen it, but it's handsome." Small steamed stuffed bun worship put up two thumbs."That's the takeout configuration."
"Oh ~ ~" the voice of "Oh" was a little long. He nodded and understood, "what's the configuration of himself?"
"Well You ask your father Lu Youlin couldn't sit still and got up to leave. But xiaobaozi started very fast. He pressed him down and said, "my father is talking to my godfather. He seems to be very serious. I dare not go there."
Xiaobaozi is cute when he talks, but he talks seriously and seriously. He is really cute.
"Oh, you've been counsellor sometimes?" Lu Youlin sat down again and rubbed his head.
"What is counsellor?"
“……” As expected, he shouldn't have provoked this cute guy. Lu Youlin thought for a moment, "it means very powerful."
"I think uncle Lu is very powerful." Xiaobaozi is telling the truth. Since learning that uncle Lu is a big policeman, xiaobaozi only admires him very much.
“……” It's just that officer Lu Da has to dig a hole for himself, so there's no way.
I don't know when the women next to me began to pay attention to what they said. Lu Youlin was in the hands of the steamed stuffed buns and couldn't help laughing.
Lu Qing is not polite, reward him two words - deserve it!
After a while, xiaobaozi moved to Lu Qing's side, touched her flat abdomen, and talked to her little sister, "two little sisters, you need to grow up quickly. When you grow up, it's all mine."
“……” Lu Qing is speechless. Is this the beginning of hitting her daughter's attention?
But how do you know it's a daughter?
"Song, how many little sisters do you want?" Song Qingcheng is really going to be blown up by this big turnip son. Such a little kid is always thinking about his little sister. When he grows up, he won't be spared.
"More is better." The more, the more fun!
“……” Song qingchengqi's mouth is straight.
He continued: "in the future, the little sister of godmother, the two little sisters of aunt Lu, the little sister of the second uncle (Lu Xiao), the little sister of the third uncle (Lu tingchuan), the little sister of Uncle Dabai, and..."