Chapter 761

"Two years older?" I poked her heart with a smile.

"No I'm talking about you. What are you talking about? " Yang Lili is most afraid that people will pick her age, even in front of her best friends, "I said, do you want to listen to me or not? I give you a free lecture. If you go to those emotional experts' classes, it will cost you hundreds of dollars a lesson. "

Yu Xiaoduan sits up and straightens his waist. "Teacher Yang gives free lessons. Of course, I can't wait for it."

"That's about the same." Yang Lili's smiling face blossomed. She put down half of the oranges and cleared her throat. She really took it seriously. Yu laughed at her appearance and drank porridge.

"I'll tell you, no one of this man doesn't cheat. But you have to find a way to cut off his taste buds of" fishy ". Only when he doesn't feel" fishy ", will he love you wholeheartedly. Do you understand?" Yang Lili gives her a wink.

Yu laughs to cooperate of dizzy for a while, turn head and completely don't understand of ask: "can this fishy smell how break?"

"That's the point." Yang Li Li picked her eyebrows and continued: "I don't need to explain more about this man's fishy behavior. Anyway, most of it is to seek stimulation. But if you want to cut off a man's fishy taste buds, you have to turn yourself into another kind of" fishy "to satisfy a man's desire and seek stimulation."

"No, just make it simple and direct. You know I'm not very good at thinking and I don't study this kind of thing. What you said is too complicated for me to understand."

Yang Lili helped her forehead, "ah, my smile, you are 23 years old, not 18 years old, but how can you be no different from 18 years old?"

“…… Because I'm young. " I smile and blink, the only answer I can think of.

Yang Lili gave her a silent look. "I can tell you that if you want to stay at 18 forever, I think you will have to lose fourth Master Lu sooner or later."

"What are you talking about? Crow mouth

"I'm not a crow mouth, I'm seeking truth from facts. Think about it, if you've been like an 18-year-old kid who doesn't know anything, then Which man can stand sleeping with a baby all day? Let alone roll the sheets. That what all don't understand, all point to man full-automatic, which man won't be tired of? " Yang Lili said that she was tired of it.

Yu xiaoleng, pondered for a while, "after all, let me learn some Kung Fu in bed?"

Yang Lili hit a beautiful snap fingers, "yes, that's the meaning."

Let's just say it's not too long. It's such a big turn. However, this topic is a bit heavy taste, let her want to brew, "well, you let me eat first."

"Yes, you eat first and eat more. You're too thin now. You'll gain about 20 jin more."

"Poof --"

Yu Xiaoyi's porridge almost came out.

"What's the matter, what's the matter? Why are you choking? " Yang Lili quickly brought her another tissue and water.

Yu Xiao wiped his mouth, took a drink from the water cup, choked on his cough, "no, men don't all like to be thin and have a good figure?"

She felt that she was about the same. Although she was a little thin, she would not gain another 20 jin?!

That's exaggeration!

"I say you don't understand? You have been wronged. "

"No, I'm not wronged." Yu Xiao gave a serious explanation.

Yang Lili didn't need her explanation at all. She just said to herself, "if you really think that men like thin and slim, you are very wrong. I tell you, men are not so superficial. Of course, they don't exclude individuals. I tell you, men like to be thin, and that's eye addiction at most. If they want to enjoy their bodies, they are definitely more popular with sensual women. And men are 100 percent open to all who come. "

"True or false?" Yu Xiao is a little suspicious.

"Don't believe it. I'll find you an experiment." Yang Lili looked for it in the living room, and finally found a small vase and a Pikachu sponge toy from the TV cabinet, which she handed to Yu Xiao.

"What for?" Yu Xiao didn't know the rhythm.

"Here, feel which of these two feels good."

Yu Xiao didn't think much about it, or, like a ghost, he really took it. I held it in my hand and thought about it.

"How's it going? Which one feels better? " Yang Lili asked her.

"Nonsense, of course, Pikachu feels comfortable." Yu Xiao gave it back to her.

"That's it. I tell you, this vase is just like that thin woman. It looks good, but when you touch it in your hand, except for a little curve, you don't feel it. Maybe the protruding bone is scared. But look at picachu. Although it doesn't look good, it's comfortable to touch. It's full of elasticity everywhere, and it feels great. If you're a man, if you touch such a woman, you're sure to be tough. "

“……” I smile and feel confused.

Yang Lili looked at her stupidity and took her half orange to eat. "Well, you can eat first. I'll tell you after eating."Yu Xiao, how can I eat it?!

Just then, the phone suddenly rang. Yu Xiao is still thinking about Yang Lili's words just now, and thinks it's not her own phone. As a result, Yang Lili says to her, "you call."

Yu Xiaohui regained his mind and took the phone from the desk. Seeing the caller, he laughed unconsciously. Then he picked up the phone and pasted it in his ear. "How can you call me at this time?"

"Have you eaten yet?" On the phone, the gentle voice of a man came.

"Well, I'm eating."

"What did you eat?"

"Lily brought me some chicken soup porridge, steamed eggs and cheese."

"I've got the key. I'll bring the vegetables back when I get back."

Yu Xiao's heart was about to melt. Catching a trace of calmness, he quickly said, "no, no, Lily has bought all the dishes for me. And she bought a lot of them, which made her very tired. "

"Oh, my hands are almost broken. Fourth Master Lu, you have to arrange a better job for me next time. " Yang Lili is complaining to the phone.

Yu Xiaochong makes a nose at lily. She is a little embarrassed. "What are you doing? Have you eaten? "

"Just finished eating, ready for the meeting."

"No lunch break?"

"Well, I'll be back with you when I finish my work earlier."

"That's about the same." Yu Xiao feels that he has been thrown into the honey pot, and he can't find the north at all.

"What are you talking about?" His voice came again.

"Well Just talk about it. " Yu Xiao is a little guilty.

But Lily seized the opportunity and said to the phone: "smile, I can tell you, this man not only has to feed him, but also feed him well, so as to tie the man's heart."