Chapter 254: Something is wrong with Alise!

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After the meeting, I fulfilled my promise with Aimi, and we ended up going at it for almost an hour. I made sure to leave Chiaki to Astraea before lewding the yandere.

As the sun almost set in the distance, the girls returned from their 'secret' preparations with beaming smiles. What kind of surprise is taking days to build?

Rika tossed her sniper under the bed and squirmed out of her black shirt.

"It was fun. Aa-chan, I sniped a hundred monsters today. What is my reward?"

So they also hunted some monsters. That explained the smell of blood coming from Saeko and Shiori's swords. Speaking of which, I had to give them their new gift. I should do it in private as I hadn't made anything for others.

Rika walked up to me and slipped her arms around my chest.

I rubbed her back. "What do you want?"

"Nothing~. Just let me leech off of you forever."

"Jeez. What a spoiled woman."

"Correction. Your spoiled woman."

I spoiled her more with some headpats until she almost fell asleep. Hard to believe she is the most energetic one in bed, only second to Yuriko babe. I tucked Rika into bed and kissed her forehead.

"Rest until dinner."

"Need one on my lips."

I did as she asked, giving her not one but three kisses. I turned around to find all the women giving me anticipated gazes. Even Grayfia was there, fiddling with her dress, sneaking glances at me adorably.

Nao came forward. Grabbing my collar, she pulled me down and seized my lips. The boldness of the usually meek, busty brunette was a result of mana deficiency. I don't know why but everyone in my family became extremely bold when they ran out of mana.

Nao traced my jawline with a bright smile before she retreated and stretched her hands. "I'll shower first."

Without waiting for a word, she headed out of the room. I showered everyone with some affection and sent them to shower. Everyone except for the Busujima twins.

"Why are we last?" Saeko asked.

"Poor innocent Saeko," Shiori said and shook her head. "Can't even read the mood. Asahi-kun is undressing us with his passionate gaze—he wants to fuck us, duh!"

Shiori and her wild imagination.

I grabbed the katanas from the ring. Shiori immediately grabbed one and pulled the blade out of the sheath. The magnificent blue katana had an elegant feeling to it that words couldn't describe. I gave a nod of admiration to my first creation.

"What a lovely sword… is this for me?"

"Yup. Handcrafted in God's workshop."

"Wow. You went out of your way to make it yourself… even though you're married to the greatest goddess in existence… I don't know what to say..."

[—Shiori Busujima: Affection +28]

The numbers spoke louder about her appreciation than her words.

"You don't have to say anything. I just wanted to show—"

Shiori hushed me and gave the other katana to Saeko. The sadist samurai gripped the crimson hilt and dragged the katana out of its sheath. The black blade reflected a sharp glint, mesmerizing Saeko for a long moment. She traced her thumb along the black blade before sheathing it back. She hugged the katana close to her chest with a sweet smile.

[—Saeko Busujima: Affection +47]

What a big leap… Saeko might be the second one to reach the five hundred mark.

"Thank you. I'll treasure this gift."

Shiori, with his finger on my lips, narrowed her eyes. "Is that it? Our man learned to smith and made a sword this beautiful. And you just end everything with thanks?"

Saeko dodged Shiori's piercing gaze. "You don't have to tell me that. I-I was going to serve him after the bath."

"Why wait though? Let's serve him in the bath."

Without my consent, the twins dragged me to the same bath where Saeko ran wild. This time the twins looked hellbent on squeezing me dry on the water bed.

Being served by these twins just felt awesome!

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The next day.

I knocked on Alise's door. The redhead came out with a crazy bedhead. It wasn't like her to sleep until nine, especially on the day we were about to eradicate Evilus.

"What's with the new hairstyle? It doesn't suit you at all."

She responded with a lengthy yawn. Scratching her head, she took another yawn. "My hair… looks perfect. I was sleeping fine. Why did you have to bother me?"

I fixed her hair before tying them into the perfect ponytail. "This is perfect."

The blushing redhead glanced up at me before pushing me away from the door. "Stop touching me like that. Why did you come?"

She is hostile as fuck today.

"I'm going away for a few hours. Don't leave for the dungeon without me or I'm gonna spank you in front of everyone."

"I-I won't. You don't have to threaten me."

"Thank you, Captain."

With my business done here, I yeeted myself to Heaven. The old man had something planned for me. I couldn't wait to see what it was!

The first sight to greet me was God standing in a neat white suit and gray pants. His hair was also shorter than usual. He looked like a business mafia rather than God of Heaven.

Gabriel and Sandalphon stood by his side in their usual white dresses. They needed nothing more as their natural beauty was already breathtaking.

"Lad is here."

"Asahi!"

Gabriel scuttled to my side like a puppy reuniting with its lost owner.

(You thought of someone else like that not too long ago.)

'What can I do when this Seraph acts like a puppy!'

God evaluated me from top to bottom with a thoughtful expression. "I was hoping you'd arrive in something more formal."

"Me and formal clothes never get along."

He doesn't know I attended my family meeting in my Star Wars shorts and ahegao hoodie. That was my rebellious phase, but still… I dislike formal clothes. They feel a bit suffocating.

"Forget it. Let's go. We have a long journey ahead."

"Where are we going?"

"I thought I told you." God blinked innocently before a massive grin spread on his face. "We're going to the Underworld!"

"What?"

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A mini arc in the Underworld. Any guess what it's about? Let's see how gifted you guys are.