Chapter 341

"What are you fried with celery? It's all fried! Don't eat, go, go out, brother, take you to eat something good! " He Xie pointed to a paste in the pot with a pungent smell.

Lu Ming, with an expression of "the world is not real", turned his head blankly: "brother... What, I'll confirm with you again. What I just poured into the pot is really celery?"

"It's really celery. I've asked it 800 times. Are you Biao?" He Xie said impatiently.

"Brother, I also feel I'm a little tough today..." Lu Ming still tasted the pot of paste in the pot, then frowned and immediately spit it out.

"What's the smell? This is!"

Nonsense, a pot of cosmetics is fried with salt, monosodium glutamate, soy sauce and vinegar. What do you think it tastes like?

You're already very happy, okay?

They left the house in a mess and went out. They went to the restaurant at the entrance of the alley and asked for a delicious, golden soy duck. One came to a bowl of soy bean skin vermicelli soup, which was enough to deal with the dinner.

Lu Ming has a mouth full of oil, but he still has some doubts about life. During the meal, he Xie fooled the woman's pajamas in the bath flower, mush and steel pot several times.

It was he Xie who paid the bill. Lu Ming wanted to rob him. He almost pushed him across the road.

"No, brother, you have great strength. Have you practiced?" Lu Ming rubbed his shoulders and stared back. "Ah... I remember. When I woke up in the morning, you were sitting on the ground. Brother, do you practice Qigong?"

"Almost." He Xie casually perfunctory, leisurely walked to a fruit stand and knocked a watermelon, "boss, are you sure the melon is ripe?"

"Oh, boy, Allah has been selling fruit for more than ten years. Can he still sell you a raw melon and egg? Keep it cooked! Of course, it's cooked. If you don't, take it back and I'll eat it! "

"Pick one." He Xie smiled and said.

"No, you really know Qigong?" Lu Ming finally came out of the shadow of a series of strange events in the previous room and continued to ask, "teach me. I'm always interested in this thing."

He Xie took out the money and said, "you? You can't practice anything for twenty or thirty years. Do you want to practice? "

"Will it take so long?" Lu Ming was stunned.

He Xie bought melons and continued to go back.

Lu Ming was stunned for a while before he reacted. As he chased up, he said, "no, brother, do you deceive me? How old are you? Isn't it good for you to practice? "

He Xie ignored him and quickened his pace.

All the way back to the room, Lu Ming still pursued he Ye tirelessly to learn Qigong. He begged he cult for him and said that he had been touched by a qigong master when he was a child.

"Really, I won't lie to your brother. When I was a child, I was smart and had a good brain." Lu Mingxin swore, "there is a master who has opened a light for me."

It was not too pleasant to eat a few cool, sweet watermelons after dinner, but Lu Ming was too tired.

He Xie threw the watermelon peel into the dustbin and asked, "how old did the master give you?"

Lu Ming thought, "thirteen or fourteen years old. I remember when I was in junior high school."

"Then you're finished." He Xie looked at him piteously, "the light will be opened before you are three years old. You are thirteen or four. What kind of light do you still open?"

Lu Ming was stunned and said, "can't you open it after the age of three?"

"Of course not. You've been cheated." He Xie sighed, "as soon as I saw you, I felt something wrong with your brain. I thought you were born without a string. You just said that you were very clever when you were a child, didn't you?"

"Yes!" Lu Ming felt a little flustered and said, "I was smart when I was a child."

"That's right." He Xie patted him on the shoulder and wiped his hand after just eating watermelon. "Xiao Lu, you have a good memory. Did you start to be less clever after the so-called master opened it for you?"

Lu Ming thought carefully and stared in horror: "brother, I remember. As soon as I went to junior high school, I began to study a little hard..."

"Look! Right? " He Xie said seriously, "you are not turned on, you have people turn off the light!"

"Closed, closed?" Lu Ming trembled.

"Closed!" He Xie nodded seriously with a sad expression. "You taste, you taste. With your ingenuity as a child, if you keep it all the time, how can you mix into such a bear now?"

Lu Ming's eyes were messy: "brother, what's that? I'm a little confused at the moment. You let me continuously, not brother. Didn't you deceive me?"

"Cut, I'm full?" He Xie disdained, got up and took the blanket he had used last night, so he was going to spread it on the floor of the living room.

Lu Ming, who was scratching his head, inadvertently saw it and shouted: "Hey! Brother, you sleep in bed tonight and I sleep on the ground! I'm already very sorry about the accident last night. Don't you... "

Then he grabbed the blanket from He Xie's hand and glared, "don't argue with me, brother. I'm annoyed when you argue with me!"

"Then I won't argue." He Xie said simply, "sleep."

"... ah!"

Lu Ming was stunned for a while.

Soon, the lights went out and they lay down.

After about an hour, he Xie, who was already pure and calm, sat up quietly and was ready to start cultivating internal skills.

But before the internal power had been running for a week, Lu Ming on one side said excitedly, "brother, did you practice?"

Cultivation was suddenly interrupted.

He Xie frowned: "why haven't you slept yet?"

"Brother, I just thought it over carefully. I think your analysis is right. The master must have closed my light!" Lu Ming clenched his teeth and said, "I just remembered. Before he opened it for me, I peed his shoes! He must have a grudge against me! This grandson! "

“……”

He Xie was silent for a long time and vomited deeply: "Xiao Lu, catch brother ming'er to open the light again for you. Don't think about it. Go to bed quickly, okay?"

"Brother, you didn't lie to me, did you?" Lu Ming said excitedly, "can I open it again? Didn't you just say you couldn't drive after you were three? "

“……”

"I have high mana. Go to bed!" He Xie accentuated his tone.

"Brother, brother, am I disturbing you?" Lu Ming asked cautiously.

"Yes." What evil way.

"Elder brother, can I just look without talking?"

"OK." He Xie shook his head. If you want to see it, you can see it. Can he still see a flower?

He Xie listened to the rest and thought, and soon continued to settle down and run Zhou Tian.

In less than five minutes, Lu Ming crept to turn on the light.

He Xie was interrupted again, opened his eyes and looked at Lu Ming without expression.

It's not dangerous to be interrupted, but it's really annoying.

Lu Ming smiled, "brother, I just want to see if you're hot when you practice Kung Fu."

“……”

Am I just steamed bread? Still steaming!

He Xie thought for a moment, stretched out a finger and slowly forced out a wisp of internal power. Suddenly, the white air of the fingertip was steaming.

"Ah! Take it, really take it! " Lu Ming shouted excitedly, as if he had seen aliens.

He Xie said, "Xiao Lu, look at this finger. What's the change?"

Lu Ming was very excited. He looked carefully and said, "brother, there's no change, but it's very white."

He Xie smiled and hooked his fingers: "come and look carefully."

"Hey, brother!" Lu Ming is silly and happy. He bumps his ass and runs up to He Xie's raised finger.

Then he Xie poked his finger at the sleeping hole on the back of his neck.

Poop.

Lu Ming fell to the bed and slept to death.

He Xie took a long breath: "it's quiet now..."