Chapter 889

Q: what kind of experience is it to play football with a wusheng?

The answer is - I can't play.

There is no such thing as passing, breakthrough and defense.

He Xie touched the ball 31 times, resulting in 31 goals, all with one shot.

This result was unexpected even Ma Daxiang, who knew he Xie was very good.

He held the tearful other coach with a tangled expression and said, "Hey, this little Ho, deprived me of the happiness brought by football."

The other coach cried even more.

As the opposing player gave up the game, the game ended completely in only 41 minutes.

On the stand, boss Jin looked suspicious of life.

I just... Watched a ball game?

"Mr. Jin, what shall we do next?"

The subordinate's questions reminded him that he had seen strong winds and waves. Boss Jin quickly calmed down and said, "no matter who the striker is, we see what we want to see. He has little impact on us. Is the money ready?"

"After contacting the four banks, you can send money into the Treasury at any time, with a total of 1 billion!"

"OK, go and have a look, and then we can contact Wang Duoyu." Boss Jin looked at Wang Duoyu and he Xie. They talked and laughed and walked into the player channel. He suddenly smiled, "it's a skill to make a capable friend, isn't it? You want extra points! "

"I want to go back in the wind, and I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. It's very cold at the height..."

He Xie sighed in the dressing room.

"Whoa..."

The players roared.

"Lao he, the earth can't hold you anymore. Go to heaven!"

"That is, you said that playing with you didn't give us a chance to perform. Isn't this a pain?"

"Now I know why we changed our name to the universe team. Earth man, who can do this? It's 31-0 at half-time. It's too bullying! How cruel! "

"Lao he is the nuclear strike of our team! Coach, if you have nothing to do in the future, you can't let Lao he play. "

"Yes!"

The players were so excited that Ma Daxiang couldn't close his mouth. He announced on the spot: "it's a big stall with the wind tonight. It's my treat. Eat and drink enough. Don't get drunk!"

"Ow!"

The scene immediately became an ocean of joy.

When he came out of the gym, some people came to find he Xie to sign, but they envied his teammates.

Daxiang team is just the bottom of the class C team. When has it been so beautiful?

Although the scenery is only what evil, they also follow.

He Xie drove Wang Duoyu and Zhuang Qiang to the bath center and planned to do a small health care project.

"Cow force, Ho, I'll call you brother later. You're too cow force!" Zhuang Qiang was still excited and couldn't help himself. "Brother, can you teach me? Even if Ronaldo Kaka Beckham is reborn, you can't compare with him in terms of your 100% shooting skills! "

Wang Duoyu looked at him speechless: "can you speak? These three people are not dead yet. What is rebirth? "

"My brother dominates the stadium. What's the difference between them and death?" Zhuang Qiang tutted, "is it brother?"

"It's no use flattering again." He Xie smiled, "you can't learn my foot."

"I don't want to learn it all. I can have one tenth of your level, which is enough for me!" Zhuang Qiang said, "brother, just teach me!"

"Lying trough!" Wang Duoyu stared in horror, "Zhuang Qiang, why are you so charming? Who are you sick of? These are all our own people, familiar brothers. Don't bring such a vicious one! "

"Annoying!" Zhuang Qiang intensified his efforts, winked and raised his orchid finger.

He Xie couldn't stand it: "Zhuang Qiang, get off at the front. You're disgusting."

"Joke, joke, brother, don't take it to heart!" Zhuang Qiang quickly laughed.

"Lao he," Wang Duoyu looked at He Xie, "seriously, it's not like normal people can practice your shooting. If normal people can practice your job, the rules on the court will become furnishings, and football should have been cancelled long ago."

"Yes, my brother is definitely the devil on the court! Rule breaker! " Zhuang Qiang immediately agreed, "I stood on the court for more than 40 minutes today and didn't touch the ball at all. Alas, I just won! Who are you going to reason with? "

"You don't really have any special functions, martial arts or anything?" Wang Duoyu's eyes brightened and stared at He Xie.

"I only tell you two. You can't talk nonsense“ He Xie suddenly looked serious.

Both of them became nervous immediately.

"Lao he, sometimes I can't even pry open my mouth. You have a hundred hearts!" Wang Duoyu said seriously.

"I swear to God, if I say it, I'm a dog!" Zhuang Qiang also said in righteous words.

"Did the dog provoke you?" Wang Duoyu squinted at him.

"Hey, you're so fishy... You're going too far, familiar buddy..."

He Xie smiled and said: "in fact, as long as you think about it, I can think of it. I'm crazy to open a space-time shuttle Research Center for no reason?"

They stared at each other.

"Shit!" Said Wang Duoyu.

"Horizontal trough." Zhuang Qiang's eyes are almost staring out.

"Why are you not ill?" Wang Duoyu asked.

"Brother, your brain is not bad!" Zhuang Qiang shocked.

He Xie threw his foot out of the car and stopped: "get out of the car, you two!"

The two looked at each other, tacitly hugged He Xie's arm and shouted together, "brother! Dear brother... "

"Die!" He Xie scolded.

"We're not going anywhere!" The two shouted together again.

"Brother, you are our noble man!" Wang Duoyu held He Xie's arm and didn't give up.

"Oh... Ah..."

Suddenly, an exaggerated cry came from the front. A tall and thin man suddenly threw a basket of vegetable leaves on the ground, then fell gorgeous and pouted in front of the car.

The three looked at each other,.

"Why is this man kneeling here?" Zhuang Qiang said blankly, "kneel down?"

"Touch the porcelain!" Wang Duoyu said silently. He rolled down the window and shouted to the tall thin man, "get out! There's a dash cam in the car! "

The tall thin man got up and ran to the driver's seat. He looked inside and disdained to say, "who's to blame? Obviously not! Net boast! "

Then he ran to the front of the car and gave a ecstatic "ah" and pouted there.

"This is making lanterns in the toilet and looking for shit!" He Xie sighed and was about to open the door and get off, but Wang Duoyu grabbed him.

"Brother, are you still going to do such a small thing? You said, how nice it is for you to study more time travel? It's not worth delaying the scientific and technological progress of all mankind for such people, is it? " Wang Duoyu is serious.

"Yes, how can you kill a chicken with an ox knife?" Zhuang Qiang also said, "look at us and ensure that we can handle it clearly. Brother Bai Er, you can sit down!"