Chapter 97 - 97: Here and There

After Android 17 made his wish to bring the universes back we were sent back to Earth. I wanted to fight Jiren a little more but the timing was scarce and we had no space. Good thing that Goku and Vegeta leveled up though, they needed the power-up. On our way back I was thinking about my family and how Hanc.o.c.k was doing. Since Broly was not going to come because Freiza was not used I was going to make the trip to find him. I might not know if he will come on his own considering that Frieza was still dead and didn't tell his men to search the universe for more recruits. When we landed the rest of the fighters dispersed. Vegeta promised Android 17 a giant ship and money to Android 18 and Krillin.

Goku: So what will you do now Sage?

Sage: I will be traveling around training and relaxing.

Goku: I see. Come back soon so we can spar.

I opened a Yomotsu Hirasaka and headed back to the Naruto-verse. When I arrived my family greeted me warmly. I hugged and kissed my kids and wife. Since it's been a while, I cooked for them to increase their strength. I took my kids to play and train so that they don't fall behind, even though at their age they can pretty much beat everyone else. I called for my parents and sister to also drop by so I can catch up on what has been going on in the village.

Kaien: Son, why is your hair red?

Sage: Oh, this? It's just a power transformation.

Satsuki: You say that but I can't sense anything from you. I can see you but for some reason it feels like you are not here.

Hikari: Mom, is there something wrong with Nii-chan?

Sage: Don't worry, look (I return to my original form) See, theres nothing wrong.

After having a meal with my entire family I went to go visit Naruto and his family. I haven't seen them in a while. From the looks of things nothing major has happened. I was glad because I would have just wiped out the lot of them if something did happen. When I reached Naruto's and Hinata's house I saw Naruto sparring with Minato while Tsubame was watching them. I flashed in between them.

Sage: Hey can I play?

Naruto: Sage-nii! Where have been? (Naruto hugged me).

As I was greeted by everone else I saw Kushina holding Boruto. The moment I saw him I prayed he wouldn't grow to be a douche. We sat down over tea and snacks as I explained my various encounters and adventures. I cooked for them as well because I also felt them to be family. I fed them food from the Toriko universe making them stronger while eating. I didn't have much of Acacia's menu left but I still gave them some. I can always travel back to get more. I sensed all their strength increased. I was happy that they were all still fine. I talked to Minato to see if there were any problems recently but there were none. Apparently Naruto wanted to become Hokage so he was sparring with his dad and kept a great mission record, so when Minato retires he will be the next best candidate.

I said my good-byes to the Uzumaki's and went to take my kids to go see old man Hiruzen. Ryu and Rose liked walking with me, especially when I cook and train with them. When I told them I wanted to see the old man they were reluctant to go but when I whispered to them that I will also cook for him they quickly changed their minds. I kept no secrets among my wives as I told them everything without leaving anything out. I loved them so they have a right to know the truth. They told me as long as the other women are strong they didn't care, even though they were clearly jealous. Once the children are old enough I will take them all to see the new friends and other brothers and sisters they may or will have.

Hiruzen: Sage-boya, it's been a while. How are you? I heard from your family that you have been visiting other dimenions was it?

Sage: Universes. I have been to different universes Jii-san.

Hiruzen: Right, right. What brings you here?

Sage: I came to cook for you. The food I will make for you will give your vigor when you were young.

Hiruzen: If there was food like that I would have eaten it by now.

Sage: I also called for the Shodaime and Nidaime. They should be here shortly.

When they showed up I fed them the food. All of them showed great increase in strength like the Uzumakis and my family. I was glad, I explained where I got the food and told them that I had limited quantities so my family and close friends came first. Since Tsunade is my wife of course Hashirama and Tobirama would become my family. When Tsunade and Mei first ate my food they regressed in age. They became youthful but not with a Henge or a trait from being a Senju. Their vitality became stronger, their skin smoother and the stamina in bed. Was. Awesome! I will travel back to Toriko's universe to get more ingredients so they can grow.

After training with my kids for a month I was going to the One Piece universe next to check in on Hanc.o.c.k. When I left I made food for the family and said my good-byes. When I arrived on Amazon Lily Hanc.o.c.k had already given birth to a girl. Like me she had a tail but like her mother she had nice black flowing hair. I greeted everyone and Hanc.o.c.k. Hanc.o.c.k felt that very happy about our child. I saved the last bit of ingredients and fed them to her and my new daughter Lily. Hanc.o.c.k wanted to name her after the island, I didn't mind as long as the name wasn't too weird.

I placed some seeds on the Sunny using Mokuton so I can sense around to see where the ship is letting me know where Luffy and the crew are. When I teleported to them the ship was empty and the nearby island looked like a giant cupcakes and candies. The crew must be fighting against Big Mom. I was wondering what would happen if I out right kill her. She breeds more than a rabbit despite how digusting and old she is. I'm guessing she r.a.p.es the men of different races to have the amount children she has. Who cares, I know she is pissed because I threatened her whole family. Until I can verify the safty of the crew I will start killing any and all members that attack me. I will also their homes because they are made of candies but I won't much because I had never had much of a sweet tooth. I used Henge no Jutsu (Transformation Technique) to infiltrate the island and gather information. As far as I know the crew is alive and they have messed up Big Mom's tea party, so, if I remember correctly, the crew just parted ways with Capone Bege and were reunited with Sanji, who left the crew because his family came to get him so they can marry him off to one of Big Mom's daughters. Luffy still hasn't fought Dogtooth so while he fights him I can kill Big Mom.