Chapter 170 - 170: You Fat Bitch!

In typical Dragon Ball fashion, Beerus and I were clashing around the now empty space where the barren planet used to be. Every clash sent immense shockwaves out into the universe but like Goku, if he fought Beerus before like in the original story, I got used to it and started to nullify the waves. Beerus could not keep up with me because I read his every move. Beerus started to use Hakai (Destruction) energy. I recognized it through the dark purple aura that surrounded him. I used my Ginga Rinne Sharingan (Galaxy Samara Copy Wheel Eye) to see the energy so I can use it myself. I didn't want to use my eyes before because I was afraid that it would cheapen our fight not to mention it would most likely give me too much of an advantage now that I am on equal footing with Beerus.

I used the same Hakai energy and as we clashed we canceled each other out. I saw that we were still surrounded by the pieces of the destroyed planet so I used one of the Rinnegan techniques.

Sage: (Clapped my hands) Chibaku Tensei!

Beerus: I already saw this technique.

Sage: True but not all of them. (Poof)

Beerus: A clone?!

Sage: Shinra Tensei!

Beerus: What?!

I pulled Beerus into the core of the planetoid I was rebuilding and completely covered him in the rebuilt planet. To make it sturdier I used Mokuton Hijutsu: Jukai Kotan (Wood Release Secret Technique: Nativity of a world of Trees). Even though I buried Beerus in the core of the planet it didn't mean that he would be tere forever. A few seconds later the planet blew up. Beerus took little to no effort to destroy it but it also bought me a few seconds to power up a beam and fire it at him.

Beerus: Asshooooolllllleeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beerus was trying his best to ward off the blast because I infused the beam with Hakai energy as well. After tuckering himself out redirecting the beam I flashed in front of him…

Beerus: (With a smile on his face) Bastard.

Sage: Shin Shun Goku Satsu! (Wrath of the Raging Demon)

In a flash, I beat the ever loving shit out of Beerus. Of course I wouldn't take it so far as to kill him. I grabbed Beerus by his collar and flashed to Whis's location.

Whis: Ara, to think that Beerus-sama would accept defeat with a smile.

Champa: Listen here Saiyan. Just because you beat Beerus doesn't mean you can beat me.

Sage: You couldn't beat Beerus, what makes you think you can best me?

Vados: Champa-sama, it's not wise to bluff right front of him. Sage-san, congratulations.

Whis: It seems a training regimen is in order. Congratulations Sage-san. By bringing him back alive I assume you have no d.e.s.i.r.e to replace Beerus-sama, is that right?

Sage: Yeah, I have no d.e.s.i.r.e to take his place. How else would we get stronger if Beerus dies?

I took out a Senzu Bean and fed it to Beerus. Beerus woke up almost immediately. All his wounds were healed.

Beerus: OOOWWWWW, why do I feel like I was stomped on while I was sleeping? Whis, I need headache medicine. (Looked at me) Oh yeah that's right. I lost.

Beerus extended his hand. I grabbed it and he pulled me in.

Beerus: Don't think that I will lose next time.

Sage: I'm looking forward to it.

As I was about to leave I was called out by Champa.

Champa: Stupid Saiyan, underestimating me like I'm garbage, EEEAAAATTTTT TTHHHISSSSSS!!!!!!…

Sage: YOU FAT F.U.C.K.I.N.G BITCH!!! WHEN I RETURN I WILL RIP OUT YOUR INSIDES AND HAVE YOU STUFFED SO THAT BEERUS WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO REMEMBER YOU BYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

I was gone.

As I didn't want to cause a fracture or further destroy the timeline I avoided making a Yomotsu Hirasaka. I let the tunnel take me where it was meant to go and leave when I arrived. The turbulence of the tunnel was rougher than I thought as it was draining me of energy. By the time I was let out I slammed hard into a body of water and blacked out before I knew where I was.

I felt groggy, tired, hungry and most of all, angry. I knew Champa was a petty piece of shit but, to do this just because he felt threatened? Pathetic asshole. I woke up in some hospital bed but by the looks of my surroundings I see that I was on some Earth. The language on the walls were written in Japanese but I was not in some Sengoku period but more modern and a little futuristic type era. I waited until a nurse walked in.

Nurse: Oh my! He's awake! I'll call a doctor.

A few minutes later a doctor came in with a strange mask on followed by the nurse that came in and other strange looking nurses. At first, I thought I was in a Demon world type Earth but then I saw a familiar face also walk in. He was a child of 15, had freckles, about 5'5 feet tall, shaky or nervous demeanor, sneakers too big for his feet and dark green hair. This kid was Midoriya Izuku, from My Hero Academia. The moment I looked at him he shrunk behind a nurse.

Doctor: Now now, this boy saved your life. He found you washed up at the beach. Now that you have woken up, how do you feel?

Sage: Groggy, tired and extremely hungry.

Doctor: Seeing as that the reports say that this young man found you after you meteor crashed in the ocean and washed up at the beach, I don't doubt you. Food will be here shortly.

Sage: I'm sorry doctor but a normal amount will not be enough.

I didn't want to threaten anyone, especially since they saved me, but due to my hunger I let out an intimidating aura subconsciously. The doctors, nurses and Midoriya were all frightened, since I didn't mean to the building also shook. When I noticed that, I drew back my aura.

Sage: I apologize. I did not mean to frighten you.

Doctor: No, no it's ok. Since you're hungry it just means that you are recovering. How does your body feel?

I closed my eyes and felt the movement of my cells. I scanned my entire body and found no real damage other than the extreme shortage of energy. I have yet to experience this low level of energy before. I could get more energy but inhaling air or soaking in the sun but I need food. I tried opening my pocket dimension but I couldn't even do that. I got up off my bed, started to twist, turn and crack my joints. I breathed in and out.

Sage: Doctor, how long was I out?

Doctor: You were unconscious for a week. I can see that you are really hungry because we were not able to feed you intravenously. No matter how we tried, the needles we had could not penetrate your skin. We were also trying to put in a feeding tube in your mouth but your jaw was also tightly shut. Frankly, we were afraid that you would die from hunger but you are still alive.

Shit! All the food I ate and stored for my Shokubotsu is gone. I didn't take into account the amount of energy I required once I became a higher being and this drainage is far worse then when I first landed in the One Piece universe. It looks like I have to go to Toriko's universe and get some ingredients that he found from going into space. The capture level of the space ingredients are way higher than the ones on their Earth so I can get more energy. At the moment that trip is going to be on hold since I can't even open my pocket dimension.