N years later.
Vast universe, mysterious space, Yixian continent, shenzunfu, Zunzhu room.
"Ghost, you've been back to Yixian for decades. People always say that they want a child, but you never want a child. What do you mean? Now the mainland's two child policy has been liberalized, isn't it? "
In the face of his wife Zixia, the villa Master said so, but our Ye Dong frowned, but he didn't know what to say?
But he was still thinking about the world in his heart.
Those things, those people, those good memories still linger in his heart.
At last, after looking at his wife helplessly, we said, "you don't understand, mother. It's easy to make a baby, but it's hard to raise one."
Next, we Ye Dong said: "come on, girl, I'll calculate with you. Since the day when the baby landed, it's all kinds of expenses. Do you have to buy milk powder? I don't dare to buy our local products in Yixian mainland, because the melamine incident and all kinds of poisonous milk powder incidents have caused us a serious psychological shadow, right? So if you want to buy it, you have to go to the western regions to buy it, and when you cross the border, you can only bring two cans. If you have too many, you are in violation of various laws and regulations of Yixian. And then Do you want a wet diaper? Yixian continent diapers are made of all kinds of foreign garbage, so we don't worry about it? Do you have to go to the western regions? It's the same. You can only take two bags with you when you cross the border. If you have too many, it's a violation of various laws and regulations of Yixian mainland. And then It's going to school. Is there a shortage of nursery resources in Yixian continent, so this is... "
Before ye Dong finished speaking, Zixia villa master turned his eyes with displeasure: "ghost, they just want to discuss with you to have a baby. Why do you have so many reasons? Besides, can't such a big shenzunfu afford a child? Thousands of harem beauties can afford it, can't they? "
Speaking of this, we Ye Dong is busy way: "that, madam, now you come to the point. The economy of Yixian mainland is in depression now. I'm really thinking about it Do you want to cut part of harem? Anyway, it's too much to use. It's just a decoration, isn't it? Besides, isn't it enough to have a wife? "
However, Zixia villa master turned his eyes and said, "what you said is good! Did you go to that woman from the western regions again last night? "
We Ye Dong suddenly looked embarrassed: "ah Well I've eaten too much rice, and occasionally I want to have noodles for a change. "
Zixia villa master rolled his eyes again: "hum! The devil! Don't get off the subject! Let's talk about making baby! Anyway, the most important thing recently is that you and I must create a child! Otherwise Others laugh at me. Is master Zixia a piece of saline land
We, ye Dong, were very busy and said with a smile, "No. My wife's land is very fertile. "
But Zixia villa master still rolled his eyes: "you don't talk about it all the time, dead man! Or about making babies! "
In desperation, we, ye Dong, said, "we are not Has it been built all the time? "
"Well! Make you a big head? Every time you do that with someone else, you deliberately point their acupoint. Don't think they don't know! Hum, you don't want a baby yet? "
"Ah Well... "
This time, before our Ye Dong finished, Zixia villa leader said: "ghost, to tell you the truth, are you still thinking about going back to the world? Two nights ago, when you were dreaming, you called me Junting You called 387 times, and then you called Anna the bear. You called 388 times... "
Suddenly listening to this, we Ye Dong was stunned, lying in the trough -
unreasonable?!
How can Anna Xiong's name be more than sister Junting's?!
However, next, the Zixia villa leader said: "and, you dead ghost, you are called Guo manyue You called 1077 times
Ah?!
However, later, our Ye Dong gave a slightly calm and depressed smile. Hey, you girls don't understand. Guo manyue is my wife in the world. She gave birth to a boy for me.
Then, Zixia villa leader said: "you've been back to Yixian for decades, and you're still playing with the end of the brake. Haven't you played with your cell phone yet?"
Hearing this again, we, ye Dong, sighed helplessly and shook his head
Damn it, there's no signal now!
Cell phones are bad balls of Tamar!
Then, looking at our Ye Dong, the Zixia villa leader said, "ghost, is the world really so unforgettable to you?"
We, ye Dong, couldn't help laughing bitterly: "you don't understand, girl. You'll never understand. Because you will always know only the land of Yixian. "
However, what about Zixia? Can't you go back to the world? "
Just as he was saying that, half the night, outside the house of God, there was a flash of lightning"Boom ~ ~"
all of a sudden, the thunder was a sensation.
"Bang ~ ~ ~"
a loud thunder suddenly exploded!
Then I saw countless lights crisscross, and all gathered on the roof of shenzunfu
"Ah -"
the master of Zixia village, shenzun's wife, suddenly exclaimed.
"Come on - the Lord is struck by thunder - it's almost scorched -"
"..."
But at this moment, outside shenzun's mansion, Xiandi and Raytheon are clapping high fives to celebrate each other
"Ha ha ha! Wolf cub! You can't defend yourself this time, can you? Let you go back to the land of Yixian, and always pretend to be better! "
"Yes! This wolf is so arrogant! I've been trying to deal with him for a long time! He even loves to reply to you every time! Even once, he said that he wanted to cut your head as a chamber pot. Hum
“……”
All of a sudden, I saw in shenzun's house, a burst of restlessness.
The servants, the generals, the concubines, and so on, all rushed to the master's room.
As for their warwolf God, they have been cut into dead wood by thunder.
"Oh, no! The LORD said last night that he would take his slaves and maidservants to see the world.".
It means: Oh, no! The LORD said last night that he would take his maidservant to the world to have a taste!
……
2049, FanJie, Maldives.
Li Junting, once a charming and incomparable miss of the Li family, is now an elegant old woman.
Now that she is almost over the age of Huajia, she seems calm and calm.
But the obsession in her heart is still there.
Looking back, she had such a man in her life. His name was Ye Chen.
Now lying on the beach of Maldives, bathed in the sunshine, she is still in the aftertaste of the little things that she had been with the man named yechen
The past scenes emerge, all kinds of taste, but still some meaning.
Especially when I think back to the time when I was making out with the man named yechen, it can be said that every inch of her skin was kissed by him.
Especially when I recall that the man named yechen once kissed her in the most private place, her face was still flushed with shame.
But I feel that the memory has made me drunk!
That once beautiful, once under the moon before the flower, really make her life is still in the air.
Today, she has searched all corners of the world, but still can't find the man named yechen.
Although there was some indifference in her mind, her obsession remained
Because she never regretted that she was looking for that man.
However, just by chance, she turned to look at her side, and then she was suddenly stunned -
ah?!
He
Yechen?!
Yes, at the moment, the young man lying beside her is yechen.
About us Ye Dong, after he was framed again by the Immortal Emperor and the thunder god in the Yixian continent, he returned to the ordinary world.
Although decades have passed, we, ye Dong, still look like a young man in his twenties after returning to the world.
At this moment, we are still confused
He turned to look at the woman beside him. He always felt strange. He seemed to have known her before, but he didn't dare to confirm.
However, he was full of surprise -
she Are you old?!
Sister Junting that I can't forget Are you old?!
Suddenly, the woman (Li Junting) said: "young man, are you Chinese, too?"
But our Ye Dong is muddled ground came a sentence: "where is here?"
"Maldives."
"Ah?" We, ye Dong, were stunned, "Maldives?"
"What's the matter?" Li Junting asked.
"Ah That... " Our Ye Dong is muddled ground a burst of embarrassed smile, "not how.". It's just that I'm thinking Why isn't this China? "
"Are you going back to China?" Li Junting asked again.
So we, ye Dong, laughed awkwardly: "yes. But No money. I don't know how to get back? "
Listening to him say so, Li Junting said: "I can take you back to China."
Listen to this, we Ye Dong also busy is to come a sentence: "are you also Chinese?"
"You said "You?" Li Junting was a little surprised, and she felt puzzled in her heart.
"What's the matter?" We Ye Dong asked with a smile.
"No. Not much. " Li Junting was busy again, shaking her head, "I really I'm old. This year 58. "Suddenly listening to her saying so, she was somewhat inexplicably sentimental. We, ye Dong, said busily: "actually, it's not. You are still charming. Even if the young man looks at you, he still has all kinds of ideas. "
Suddenly he said so, Li Junting jokingly asked: "what about you?"
"Me?" Our Ye Dong is a burst of embarrassed smile again, "can I have an idea to you?"
Li Junting replied, "if you want to, I can't stop you, can't I?"
We Ye Dong is embarrassed to smile again: "how did we talk about this?"
Li Junting is to sentence: "seems to be young people, you start it?"
We, ye Dong, laughed again, then suddenly asked, "excuse me What's your name