Talk about...
talk about it?
In the living room, after looking down at Britney Spears, Su Feng always feels his waist is aching.
To be reasonable, even if it's 300 rounds against Artest and Kobe on the court, Su Feng is not as tired as learning English for an hour with Britney Spears.
However, no matter how hard and tired Su Feng will never give up any chance to learn English with Britney.
Because, learning is so simple and unadorned, can always make su Feng feel happy.
Just...
on the sofa, when Su Feng was ready to use his big claws to learn the word "undress" with Britney Spears...
guess what?
Britney flashed aside.
Su Feng: "it's embarrassing.
Because of the lack of "training" for a long time, Su Feng at this moment, actually forgot the knack of breaking the press with both hands.
What's more embarrassing is that when Su Feng was ready to fight with a carp and launch another attack on Britney Spears...
who ever thought that Britney turned the tables on the sofa!
Su Feng:
Is Jie the benefactor of Mi Li's family?
Love, love.
At this moment, Su Feng, who was pressed on the sofa by Britney Spears, has completely given up the resistance.
However, Su Feng is puzzled that...
he has already cooperated in this way, but why is Britney not ready to attack?
"Sue, listen to me. I'm serious with you now. We really need to talk about it."
Overlooking Su Feng who was pressed on the sofa, Britney said seriously.
Of course, we can start to talk about the scenery at any time
Puff!
Britney is amused by Sue Feng.
"I'm talking about business, Sue." In order to avoid Su Feng's misunderstanding, Britney accentuates her tone when she talks about business.
It's just that...
"it's business of course. I said, we can start talking at any time." On the sofa, Su Feng, who was bullied by Britney to have no strength to fight back, said solemnly to Britney.
Britney: "no way.
Because Su Feng is not on a chat channel with herself, Britney has to teach her English for 30 minutes.
(omit 10000 words here)
"by the way, what did you just want to talk to me about?" 30 minutes later, Su Feng looked at Britney curiously and asked.
"Do you remember what I told you about him before?" Leaning on Su Feng's shoulder, Britney said with a gloomy face.
Su Feng nodded.
And then, in Britney's narrative, Su Feng patiently listened to a long and smelly story.
"So, what do you want to do with your relationship with him?" Su Feng asked.
"After all, he didn't know it was my father.
But Sue, you know, I'm really afraid of him now... "Britney said to sue Feng.
Hiss!
Difficult.
It's too hard.
As the saying goes, it is difficult for honest and upright officials to stop housework.
Su Feng felt that there was no one else in his life.
Because not long ago, he just helped Kobe and his parents to resolve the conflict, but now...
there is a confused girl who comes to seek her help. What kind of broken things are these?
There's one saying one...
if you go on like this, Su Feng feels that after retiring, she will simply become the host of an emotional counseling program.
That's a huge rating.
But when Su Feng was thinking about how to help Britney, Britney suddenly changed her voice, staring at her big eyes and sending out soul torture to Su Feng:
"Sue, what kind of relationship do you think we are now?"
Good guy!
Listen to the question that Britney throws to oneself, Su Feng is a good guy directly.
Because just now, he almost blurted out the word "* *".
"I think... We should be close friends?" After looking down at Britney, Su Feng replied.
"Let's just...
let's break up!" And the next second, Britney is very serious to Su Feng said.
"Well, good." Su Feng nodded with a smile.
At this point, Britney is not calm."No, I'm breaking up with you. Why don't you react at all?" Britney looked at Su Feng and said.
After the show, Su Feng said with a smile: "because according to our previous agreement, it's time for us to" break up. "
Bang, bang.
"Seriously, Sue," Britney said angrily after hitting some part of Sufeng twice with her knees
Su Feng: "no...
no...
can you not be rude when you talk about things?
On the sofa, after pacifying his little brother for a long time, Su Feng said helplessly: "you have found a solution to the problem?
So why are you forcing me to give you advice? "
Looking up at Sufeng, Britney said, "that's not good, because as my boyfriend, you have to carry this pot."
Su Feng: "I can't refute the reason why you are so overbearing!
"But are you sure you'll be able to solve your troubled dad?" Seeing that Britney has been teaching her English for so long, Su Feng asked with concern.
"I don't know, but since it's his proposal, why don't I follow his advice?" Britney laughs slyly.
Su Feng: "no blowing, no black.
I don't know why, Su Feng always feel that the people around him have become more cunning after mixing with him for a long time.
"No problem. For your father's kindness and filial piety, I'll help you." Touch Britney's head, said Su Feng.
At this time, Britney suddenly throws a new question to Su Feng.
"Then, in what way should we get along?" Britney asked curiously.
"Didn't I just say that? We have always been close friends
With her arms around Britney Spears' waist, Su Feng, who has just recovered from her injury, decides to take the opportunity to review the technique of holding the ball with both hands to break the press.
With the sound of Britney's silver bell like laughter, a new soul exchange begins in the living room
On the morning of July 1, us time.
As the first day of the opening of the NBA free agent transfer market, people were curious to guess what would happen next summer...
suddenly, an earthquake struck, making the whole world crazy.
Because on the morning of the 1st, Britney Spears and Sufeng have officially announced their "break up" through their agents.
The news was broadcast at the first time by major American TV stations.
And the last time there was such a spectacle, it had to go back to Michael Jordan's comeback.
In just a few hours, people from the first muddle, to curiosity, and then to anger, almost instantly, Britney Spears' father was labeled "the number one villain" by the American people.
Because in the news program, Britney tearfully told the world that because her father forced her to die, she had to end this sweet love affair with Su Feng.
After Britney announced her chat with her father...
it was the turn of Chinese Americans in the United States and rabbit's turn to be angry.
Because during the 20 minute call, it's easy to see that Britney's father mentioned racist words in at least three places.
"I can't believe that such a thing can happen in a free and peaceful America!"
"Although sue is Chinese, I have always supported his relationship with Britney Spears.
To tell you the truth, I can't imagine how harsh Britney's father is to Britney Spears in his daily life
"Get that asshole out of America! What can he do to stop sue and Britney
"I swear to God that Britney Spears's father's speech will never represent the position of the American people.
As a matter of fact, as an American, I always like China very much! "
Tut...
to be reasonable, Su Feng never expected that Britney's small head could suddenly open her mind.
Although Su Feng knows that there will be conflicts between Britney Spears and her father, how can he think that Britney, as a "Mastermind", will think of using public opinion to escape from her father's clutches?
As Britney's "accomplice", Su Feng does not have any psychological burden on her father.
In Su Feng's previous life, in order to make her daughter become her own money making machine, Britney's father even did not hesitate to mold his daughter into a demented mental patient.And in January 2008, on a cold afternoon, without informing Britney, he applied to the court to deprive Britney of her personal freedom.
At this point, Britney began the second half of her life.
Therefore, as for Britney's father...
in Su Feng's opinion, they are not worthy of sympathy.
And don't say that he won't become an obstacle between himself and Britney Spears in the future. Su Feng thinks that this product should be damned just because he is more than Morey.
Of course, the main reason why Britney is so smart this time and wants to use public opinion to escape from the devil's paw is that she feels real freedom when she studies Chinese with Su Feng.
You may not believe it.
The time she spent in Toronto was probably the most relaxed time in her life.
Therefore, when her father repeatedly instilled in herself the idea of using Su Feng to further expand her reputation, under the inspiration of Su Feng, Britney Spears also started her road of burying thunder for her father.
As a result...
after seeing his daughter confused by Su Feng, he naturally jumped into the pit prepared by Britney for fear of losing Britney Spears.
Originally, Su Feng is also worried about how he and Britney can continue to develop.
After all, if you say that they are real friends...
Su Feng always thinks something strange.
Therefore, taking advantage of this opportunity to "break up", in Su Feng's opinion, he and Britney are really too profitable.
For one thing, the whole summer's traffic has been earned by herself and Britney Spears.
Second, if Britney Spears doesn't really break up with herself, he may have a chance to make a comeback in the future.
But now...
he has just been buried by the angry American people.
Three times...
after the calm, if he and Britney want to continue the next step, Su Feng thinks it is necessary for him to make a good confession to Britney.
As for his relationship with Britney Spears before the next step?
On the evening of the 1st, when all the world's sup CP fans were feeling sorry for these two people...
in Sufeng's villa...
Su Feng felt that if he did not stop Britney as soon as possible, his villa would be burned by Britney in the next second.
"No... I said... You're so big that you haven't even been in the kitchen?" Looking at Britney in the kitchen, Su Feng said speechless.
And smell speech, in Chong Su Feng showed a sweet smile, Britney rightfully replied: "No."
Su Feng: "well...
got...
Su Feng feels that if he is not angry by Kobe in the future, he must be poisoned by Britney Spears.
"What kind of people do I meet here?" On that day, Su Feng was painfully and happily thinking.
……
In other words, while Su Feng and Britney Spears successfully contracted the media's contribution fees for the whole summer through "breaking up"...
TNT TV station...
Charles Barkley is also conducting the most heartfelt interview in his life.
Su Feng's previous life, should have played in the 9900 season half of Buckley retired, due to some reasons, this life did not choose to retire.
After noticing that someone had forgotten himself, Barkley decided that it was time for him to wake up to the bastard.
Barkley, who has a good personal relationship with Su Feng, knows that Su Feng's biggest hobby is watching TNT TV's basketball program.
So, taking advantage of Smith's invitation to visit TNT, Buckley started his own crazy hint at the beginning of the show.
For example, when introducing himself, he did not hesitate to ridicule himself as a player no one wanted.
For example, when TNT host Derek talked to himself, Buckley stressed on more than one show that he was not retired, just the fact that no one wanted it.
, however, perhaps what Barkley felt was not enough to make complaints about himself.
, in the process of recording, because Barkley thought he would become a super center in the future, Kenny Smith directly Tucao: "Hey Charles, when did not win the champion...
was in front of a two time champion." Can we talk about it
And Wen Yan...
Barkley exploded at that time.
Because you knowKenny Smith, he didn't just accept that!
"Charles, do you know why some people cooperate with Hakim and Clyde to win two championships, and some people can't even make it to the finals?" Pointing to his head, Smith continued to fire at Barkley.
And now...
Barkley couldn't help it.
To be reasonable, if it was not for the thought that he might still have to hold the small man's thigh in front of him after retirement, Buckley would have turned Smith with an iron elbow at that time.
"Kenny, as an excellent basketball host, I think you should reduce some personal attacks on guests.
Besides, don't you think it's ridiculous that you think Yao will become a super center in the future?
Oh, God, we haven't even seen him play a game. Why do you think he's going to be Shaq?
Is it because he is a compatriot of sue?
However, don't forget that Su's compatriots also have a player called Wang... Zhi Fighting back his anger, Barkley continued to argue with Smith.
"But Charles, why do you think Yao won't be a super center?
He's got height, he's got speed, he's got a good shot.
And man, it's 21st century now. If you don't know Yao, I think you can go online more.
Oh, by the way, dear Charles, you may be old and you don't know how to surf the Internet.
Because if you're going to submit your resume online, I think you've probably found a job Looking at Barkley, who was playing with himself between applause, at this moment, Smith called a cool word?
of course, Smith dares to make complaints about Barkley, because he and Barkley have been teammates.
In addition, after these two people quarreled, the ratings of TNT TV station also increased a lot.
In Su Feng's previous life, in a few years, the quarrel between Buckley and Smith will become a regular program of TNT.
When O'Neill joined the TNT cross talk group, it would be even better.
It's just that...
even if Buckley is generous, he can't stand being pushed to the ground by Smith!
"I'll just say that...
if Yao can get 2... No, 30...
if he can get 30 points in any game next season, then dear Kenny, I'd like to kiss your ass In order to reverse the situation between himself and Smith, Buckley and Smith bet.
"Oh, come on, I don't want you to kiss my butt." But smell speech, Smith actually refused Buckley this bet.
Now, it's Barkley's turn to be proud.
"Haha, see, ladies and gentlemen, this is your favorite Kenny.
Now, he has surrendered to the great Charles Barkley. " Suddenly, Barkley was very happy, staring at the camera in the hands of the camera.
After being stimulated by Barkley, Smith couldn't help it.
"Yes, yes, that's what you said, Charles.
As long as Yao can get 30 points in any game next season, you have to fulfill the bet Smith said, looking at Barkley.
"Of course. But if you lose? " Barkley asked.
"Then I'll kiss your ass on the show!" Smith responded decisively.
In front of the TV, when Su Feng saw this scene...
what else can su Feng say?
There is a saying...
Su Feng feels that Yao's single game 30 points will be stable next season.
Because of Barkley's big mouth, even the dead, he can live.
It is worth mentioning that after Barkley attended the program that day, he also called Su Feng for the first time.
I can't wait.
Barkley can't wait.
After his self-esteem was greatly stimulated by Smith, Buckley felt that he had to remind Su Feng and ask him to invite him.
However, Barkley's despair is that...
let alone invitation. On the phone, after all kinds of hints to Su Feng, Su Feng said that he had long forgotten the content of the last conversation when they met in Houston!
It's not...
I'm such a big "flying pig". Can you forget it?
"Sue, let me be frank with you. As long as Raptors can give me a middle class, I will fly to Toronto to help you." On the phone, if you can, Barkley doesn't want to lose face to ask Su FengBut the reality is cruel.
Because, just after he finished this sentence, Su Feng directly hung up the phone.
Barkley:...
in addition, a few seconds later, a short message appeared on Buckley's mobile phone.
"Middle class? Why don't you rob the Fed? " ——"My dear little brother, assistant to Charles Barkley, Sufeng.".
"Sue, I'm not joking with you. I really want to play a season with you.
You know, I had planned to retire, but because of you, I gave up my plan to retire. "
No way, since Su Feng doesn't give himself face, Barkley can only use the ultimate trick of relying on the old and selling the old.
It's just...
"you'd better retire, Charles, really." Su Feng straight back to the road.
Barkley:...
crooked!
TMD, can you give me some face?
I'm a famous Jordan character at that time!
Su Feng: same name? I've also hit Jordan!
Barkley:.
"Well, I lost.
Sue, I think with your influence in raptors, it should not be difficult for the team management to give me a veteran's base salary? "
Su Feng's previous life, as one of the NBA's most greedy players, can imagine how desperate he felt at this moment when Buckley said the word "base salary".
But...
as long as you can shut up that damned Kenny Smith, what if you don't take money to play?
Anyway, Buckley has made enough in his life!
After Barkley finally gave up his damned pride, Su Feng also performed the rabbit house's reserved program to Barkley on the phone:
- -- Sichuan Opera "face changing".
"No problem, Charles. When can you come to Toronto?" Su Feng said with a smile.
And Wen Yan...
Barkley always thinks that Su Feng is on purpose!
Ya is bullying the honest man.
(cough)
in fact, Barkley really misunderstood Su Feng.
Because if you can, Su Feng will never save money for capitalists.
However, at present, even if McGrady leaves the team and Boggs retires, the Raptors' salary cap is close to the luxury line.
What's more, with the situation getting more and more chaotic next season, how can su Feng let Raptors use the precious middle-class exception of the team to Buckley?
It's not that Su Feng doesn't talk about human feelings.
It's not allowed by NBA rules.
So, Su Feng thought.
When Buckley comes to Toronto, take him to buy stocks and make a fortune.
No way, just the Raptors. The boss has limited financial resources.
Moreover, for Su Feng, who is familiar with Buckley's character, he doesn't want to see a "flying pig" who is swaggering around in the dressing room, pointing fingers at young players.
He is willing to work hard with a soldier.
Therefore, it seems that Su Feng is bullying honest people.
But in fact, he is only solving some problems that may happen in the future ahead of time.
In a word...
God knows how much Su Feng paid for the Raptors?
……
PS: you've been talking about Barkley. He's Lei. By the way, who dares to predict how many technical fouls the Raptors will get next season? In addition, does anyone dare to guess Xiaoyao's data?
PS2: thank the old cat of East Street for coronating this book alliance! Thank you again for the award from the old cat League of East Street! (in addition, I seem to have forgotten to thank many allies. Is there any mature alliance leader AIT for me
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