Xu Mu's voice just fell.
The sleepy middle-aged monk immediately woke up.
What? You want to be a glorious city guard soldier?
Glorious
City Guard soldiers?
Hold the grass. In Tiandi City, the city guard is a group of dispensable existence. If Tiandi is in charge, you still need the city guard to dry birds and eggs? In addition to bragging on the city wall every day, I just walk back and forth. What? Loose discipline is dangerous? Hahaha, that's funny.
When did the city guard become a fucking glorious soldier?
Brother, are you here to make fun?
At this moment, the middle-aged monk didn't know how many roars flashed in his heart. However, even if he didn't dare to think, the middle-aged monk had a faint sense of pride.
Once upon a time, he worshipped the city guard, but he didn't know that the city guard was a group of dispensable people until he joined the big dye vat of the city guard.
If Tianting is a hand, the city guard is the little nail on that little thumb!
Several other monks in the registration office straightened their waist and their eyes twinkled.
This goods, so they say the city guard, is it to find fault? Is this goods ironic?
Xu Mu knocked on the table again, blinked and asked, "brother, do you recruit people here? If you want to recruit people, I'll sign up!"
The middle-aged monk took a deep breath, stretched his head forward and said in a deep voice, "Taoist friend, do you really want to join the city guard? Not that you're wrong, not to join the heavenly guard?"
Xu Mu chuckled.
Then he waved his big hand and said solemnly, "Oh, the heavenly court guard? It's a guard. It's a group of dog legs. What I despise most is them. They bully and oppress ordinary friars by relying on their masters. They are actually the moths and Disgraces of the heavenly court. They are not like our city guard, silently defending the heavenly emperor city, but what have we said? Nothing Yes, during the day, we watch the bustling on the city wall. At night, we still stand on the city wall, look into the distance at night, and carefully prepare to devote ourselves to defending the Tiandi city. This is the hero, not the fake hero of the Tianting guard! "
"I just want to join the city guard. If you let me join the heavenly guard, please let me die!"
Xu Mu was impassioned.
The middle-aged monk was stunned.
The other city guards at the registration office were stunned.
Hold the grass! I wipe! I wipe! It turns out... There is such a big difference between us and the heavenly guard!
That's right! That's it! What bullshit heavenly guards? Do they know how big the city is? Do they know how many monks come in and go out of the city in a day? They know how to eat, drink, Lazar, bully, trough, a group of heavenly moths, what!
The middle-aged friars and others were excited and looked at Xu mu with soft eyes.
Xu Mu smiled and said, "brothers, do you know if I am qualified to join the city guard? If not, please tell me, I will try to improve myself. Even if I die, I will die on the way to join the city guard!"
Shit!
The middle-aged Friar's eyes were red and his voice was hoarse. "Qualification? Where else do you need qualification? Brother, from now on, you will be a glorious city guard soldier!"
Xu Mu looked gratified, "I wish all my life and finally achieved it. Congratulations!"
however.
Just then, a big sneer came from the outside, "hahaha, I'm laughing to death. I really laughed to death. I didn't expect to hear such a funny joke when passing by here. Glorious city guard soldiers? Poof... Hahaha, it's so fucking funny!"
The middle-aged friars and other city guards looked gloomy in an instant.
"Xu Shaoan!"
The middle-aged friar almost squeezed three words out of his teeth.
"Yes, it's me!"
Xu Shaoan stepped into the registration office, with a strong sarcasm on his face. Behind him were several members of the Tianting guard, all of whom looked disdainful.
"Pockmarked Liu, you must whisper what you said just now. Fortunately, I heard it. If others heard it, ha ha, wouldn't you have to laugh off many people's big teeth on the spot?"
Xu Shaoan joked strangely.
Liu Mazi, a middle-aged monk, shouted angrily with a gloomy face, "Xu Shaoan, this is not the registration office of your Tianting escort team. Get out of here!"
Xu Shaoan flicked his sleeve and said with a sneer, "pockmarked Liu, I call you pockmarked Liu. I despise you. I don't see you in my eyes. Hum, tell you, I'm here with Wang Dutong's order and let me go? What are you?"
Pockmarked Liu took a deep breath, suppressed his inner rage, clenched his teeth and said, "what does Wang Dutong want?"
"It's said that the third team of your city guard has entered a batch of Jade King Kong. It's just that our king wants to use it, so, you know..."
Xu Shaoan smiled and was elated.
Pockmarked Liu angrily said, "those jade vajras were bought by our three teams at a high price from the Tianting warehouse. They are ready to repair the city wall. What do you Wang Tong want?"
Xu Shaoan sneered, "you don't care what we all want to do. Quickly and quickly inform your all to take the goods. Wang said, this is a temporary loan. When we have the goods, we will return them to you!"
Pockmarked Liu smiled angrily. "Return? How many things have your Tianting guard borrowed from our city guard? When did you return it?"
Xu Shaoan's eyes were cold and sneered, "it's not something you can manage. Don't talk nonsense. Why, you don't want to give it? Well, I'll report to Wang Dutong. Lord Dutong will come in person at that time. Hum, I'll see you three teams at that time. How can you be obedient!"
Xu Shaoan is leaving.
Pockmarked Liu is in a hurry.
Every time his family met Wang doutong, they were born with a low head and low voice. Looking at their city guards, they were angry.
"You... Wait!"
Pockmarked Liu is going to get Jade King Kong.
He's not going to tell everyone.
Because he knew that after reporting to his own doutong, what can doutong adult do except lose his temper?
The Tianting guard has been pressing the city guard for many years. It is said that the guard has equal official positions and directly presses the city guard level!
There was no result other than self humiliation.
The city guards at the registration office trembled and clenched their fists. They really wanted to punch this damn Xu Shaoan in the face!
However.
Just as pockmarked Liu turned around.
Xu Mu suddenly frowned, pointed to Xu Shaoan and said discontentedly, "elder brother, who is this stupid? I don't smoke when I look at him or when I speak. I want to smoke him very much. What should I do?"