Oh, my mother?
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
What a domineering poem of NIMA that begins with such a shocking sentence? It turns out that rong'er meirong'er Xiang just now is not really funny. It's the funniest with you!
"Pooh, haha..."
"Interesting! It's so interesting!"
"Ouch, my mother? I can do this kind of poetry, too. Listen, ouch, my father!"
"Oh, I can't do it. I have a stomachache laughing!"
"I'm curious about his next poem!"
People don't want to laugh. They laugh and spray.
Ouyang could not stand aside, sneering and curling his lips. He had expected that he could write poetry with the other party's shameless to unlimited integrity? Make an egg ball!
Huang Rong took a puff from the corner of her mouth and wanted to cover her face.
I don't know this man!
Chiwuji suddenly felt his toothache and felt that the smelly boy opposite was angry with himself!
Xu Mu's face remained unchanged.
When the voice of many young Tianjiao was a little lower, he smiled, "what a big pair of underpants!"
Everyone was stunned.
Looking along Xu Mu's fingers, the dead branch on the peach tree is not his big underpants?
Just
Can this NIMA also be used as a poem?
Chiwuji said gnashing his teeth, "well, stop! You're eliminated!"
Huang Rong's mouth is open, and she wants to speak for Xu mu, but
What should I say?
A good poem?
Poof, I'm sorry myself!
Xu Mu narrowed his eyes and smiled. Looking at chiwuji, he said, "senior, I haven't finished yet!"
Chiwuji sneered, "what can you do? What can you do?"
Xu Mu said leisurely, "the beauty of poetry is that it can turn corruption into magic. Please listen to the second half of my song, elder!"
"Oh, my mother!"
"What a big pair of underpants!"
"Spring comes, moss is a leaf!"
"Snow is a flower in winter!"
Stupid!
For a moment, the expressions on their faces were frozen, and their faces were all confused!
Even chiwuji was stunned and unbelievable. It seemed that 10000 caonima beasts rumbled past in his mind, completely exploding his mind!
The first half of Xu Mu's poem is a dozen Limerick poems by NIMA!
But the second half!
Rao is chiwuji. He has to praise a good word!
As soon as the second half comes out, an artistic conception arises spontaneously.
"Horizontal trough, and this operation?"
A arrogant young man said with a mouth open.
It's just a poem. I can play like this!
Huang Rong clapped his hands excitedly and said, "good poetry! Good poetry is really good poetry!"
After that, he made a look at Xu Mu that you are quite reliable.
One of Xu Mu Hui smiled, looked at chiwuji, blinked and said, "senior, look at my poem, can you pass?"
Chi Wuji took a deep look at Xu mu, and then said in a deep voice, "although the second half of your poem is very good, the first half is really not on the table, so you still don't pass!"
Many arrogant young people couldn't help but rejoice.
Ouyang Buke was even more ecstatic.
No matter Tianjiao youth or Ouyang Buke, how can they turn a blind eye to Xu Mu and Huang Rong? If Xu Mu is eliminated, it is tantamount to eliminating a strong enemy!
Huang Rong said discontentedly, "Uncle Chi, you've gone too far! Why can't you pass?"
Chi Wuji groaned, "I said no, I can't! This boy thought about me. This ink is not enough!"
Xu Mu smiled.
Looking at chiwuji, he said with a light smile, "isn't it enough? Well, since my predecessors don't like my poem, I'll have another one!"
Everyone calmed down and waited for Xu mufang Lei.
But this time, Xu Mu opened his mouth, not thunder, but his God thunder!
"Peach blossom nunnery in Peach Blossom Island, Peach Blossom Fairy under peach blossom nunnery, Peach Blossom Fairy grows peach trees, picks peach flowers and sells wine money!"
This poem, described in four words, is brilliant!
"Lying trough!"
"Emma holds the grass!"
"Oh, my mother! This poem..."
"This man has such literary talent!"
"Never thought..."
"What a peach blossom poem, I take it!"
Many Tianjiao youths gasped and looked at Xu Mu strangely.
Ouyang Buke was even more stimulated. First, he was shocked that Xu Mu could make such a good poem. Second, Xu Mu was all in the limelight, and what about him? He was killed by Huang Rong before he left!
What a sad reminder!
Huang Rong smiled and said to Chi Wuji, "Uncle Chi, now, you have nothing to say?"
Chi Wuji is silent!
Even with the order of the leader of dongxie Island, I have to submit to Tang Yin's peach blossom poem with excellent artistic conception!
You know, this is not only dongxie Island, but also Peach Blossom Island. On the island, countless peach trees and a peach blossom poem should be suitable for the situation. It really goes to the heart of chiwuji!
"Forget it, he's through!"
Chi Wuji said helplessly.
Huang Rong immediately smiled and gave Xu Mu a really nice look.
After chiwuji finished, he sat down under the peach tree, picked up the bamboo slips and read them.
The arrogant young people are a little confused.
Several Tianjiao youths who passed the pass looked at each other, and one of them asked with a smile, "senior, continue. What's the next question?"
Chiwuji looked up indifferently, "there is no next question. Those of you who have been eliminated now return the same way. Those who have passed the customs can move forward!"
Ah, poof!
Whether they pass or fail, they almost spit blood in a moment!
No?
Sleeping trough, this is the first fucking question. Is he gone?
Then you said the first question of chicken feather before! With all your questions, it's just one!
It's not fucking what is it?
Especially those eliminated.
Almost burst into tears!
Misty grass, your uncle has only one question. Why didn't you say it earlier? Didn't you win two in three games? Isn't it three wins in five innings? It's a fucking question! If I had known, I would have considered it again. I would have said it casually.
It's like the proud youth of rong'er meirong'er Xiang, who has burst into tears. The previous arrogance has completely disappeared, depressed to kidney deficiency.
Passing the Tucao, let's take a breath and make complaints about it, so that the number of competitors can be reduced.
Xu Mu shook his head and smiled. Then he smiled at Ouyang and said, "little Ouyang, we've all passed the customs. Do you want to go together?"
Whoosh.
Ouyang can't go away in an instant.
The eliminated Tianjiao youth was somewhat unwilling and returned the same way with regret, while the one who passed the Customs was smiling goodbye to Huang Rong, and then ran forward with an excited face.
Xu Mu and Huang Rong walked slowly. Half a ring, Huang Rong suddenly said, "smelly boy, do you think my father can get through this level?"
Xu Mu narrowed his eyes, suddenly stopped and smiled, "don't be afraid! Everything has me!"
Huang Rong was stunned.
The pretty face suddenly filled with rosy clouds.
It's the first time I found that Xu mu, who is serious, has become so charming
Oh, is my heart beating?
Huang Rong was shocked and no longer dared to look at Xu mu, so he retreated and left.
Xu Mu smiled. When Huang Rong disappeared, he continued to move forward. After half a sound, a voice spread, "in the last level, there are nine peach blossom orders in the peach blossom array. Within three hours, the one who gets the most is the final winner... The winner is the king!"