"Er Ya, call to ask if Lao San and Lao Si have arrived." Mom is cooking in the kitchen, shouting at the second sister sitting on the sofa.
"Oh, Ma, you have said it several times! I did. They're still in the car. Why don't you call Lao Wu Da! Mobile phones also have radiation! I have your grandson in my stomach, OK The second sister felt her stomach and complained about her mother's partiality ahax
"You're wearing radiation proof clothes. I'm saying your brother is not on the phone! If he's free, I'll need you! " My mother said to the second sister.
"Ah, ah, you're still my mother. I doubt if I've got it back."
"Come on, don't talk nonsense. I'll fight again. So is your dad. He's gone out in the morning. I don't know what to do
"Oh... I see The second sister replied, and then said to her mother, "dad didn't mean to see his comrades in arms!"
"The whole day is to do these useless things, all said today three wenches four wenches come back, also run out." Mom nagged dad in the kitchen.
This time, because Jesse Zhou got rich, my mother wanted to call a few people back to get together, so as to announce the news. After all, I couldn't make it clear on the phone, so my mother found a reason to ask the third sister and the fourth sister to come back together.
The second sister saw it, quickly as useless to hear, selfishly picked up the phone to play. But after a few calls, I still couldn't get back. I was angry that my mobile phone was about to be thrown away, but I saw that this is my new apple. Immediately reluctant to give up, grasp in the hand has gently put on the sofa.
"Lao Wu, you've fallen into the toilet. You've been on the phone for so long." The second sister called to the door of the toilet. For this younger brother, she is speechless enough. She can squat in the toilet for so long. What's more, he doesn't feel smelly after he's been on the phone for so long?
Sitting in the toilet, hearing the sound from outside, Jesse Zhou quickly covered the microphone with her hand and called out to the door, "it's almost OK, I'm on the phone!"
"You can't come out and fight, you have to squat in it."
"I like it. Watch your TV now. There are thousands of hairs in a second! It's money to take a shit time! " Zhou said with a smiley face.
"Go to hell, stinky boy. He's sick to death. Be careful. Wait a minute. I've fallen in. " Second sister Jiao smile to the toilet door curse.
"Don't worry, your brother and I can squat for half an hour. It's a drizzle on this small problem."
"It's disgusting. If I don't talk nonsense to you, I won't be able to eat later. It's a sin for my son to be hungry. Hum The second sister has a disgusting expression, a loving expression, and finally a proud expression.
In the toilet
Jessie Zhou covered the hand of the mobile phone. Because the cigarette end burned her finger, she almost didn't drop the mobile phone. I was in a hurry. Fortunately, I had a sharp reaction, so I didn't drop my mobile phone to the ground.
He wiped the sweat stains on his forehead in horror.
"Jessie Chou, you won't tell me you were in the toilet all the time, will you?" There was a gnashing of teeth on the phone.
Hearing the voice, Jessie was embarrassed. "Well, here we are. You know, people are in a hurry. I understand. Oh. Oh.. Oh
"You're there talking to me about food. I'm still eating. You don't feel sick?" Zhang Ziyi's angry voice came out.
"No, I didn't eat it anyway." Originally, if we didn't say the location, we all felt nothing, but if we knew the location, it seemed that we had something in our heart. However, Jesse Zhou also wanted to tease her, so she replied.
"You..."
After that, Zhang Ziyi was waiting for an answer, but after a while, Jesse Zhou didn't speak. Zhang Ziyi couldn't help thinking of something. She frowned slightly and looked at the golden cake on the chopsticks. Suddenly, she felt a little disgusted.
"Hello, sister Ziyi? Where are you? So quiet? " Zhou Jesse's voice suddenly came out of Zhang Ziyi's mobile phone.
Zhang Ziyi threw down the cake and hummed coldly, "hum, I don't want to talk about it. I don't have any appetite now. Back in the capital, I'm looking for you
"It's my fault again. Hey, don't hang up. Hey..." Zhou JieXi said heard the busy tone in the mobile phone, looking at the mobile phone suddenly a little feeling said: "sure enough, it's hard to raise a woman!"
But this moment he obviously did not think that the color of what Zhang Ziyi was eating was so bright.
When the phone hung up, Jesse Chou got out of the bathroom. When I came out, I saw the second sister staring at him. Jessie Zhou showed her a little guilty, so she couldn't help asking.
"What are you looking at? After going to the toilet in our palace, there are so many beautiful ones!" After taking two steps, Jesse Zhou felt the feeling of needling behind him“ Still look, just look, you still laugh so strange, almost as a mother, can you be more serious? "
The second sister looked at Jesse Zhou with a smile, which made him very uneasy. It was this smile when he was a child, which made him not know how much he suffered.
"Mom. Five was in the bathroom with... Woo... Woo The second sister yelled at the kitchen, and Jessie knew the bad thing. It was like this when I was a child. Jessie Zhou has a deep memory of her strange second sister. So no matter what she knew, Jessie subconsciously ran to cover his mouth.
"Er Ya, what happened to Lao Wu?" When the voice from the kitchen came out, Jessie Zhou had already communicated with her second sister with her eyes. Obviously, she didn't know what little report she wanted to make. This time, however, an unequal treaty was reached for her.
"Oh, nothing. He's out. I want to ask if you want him to call Lao San and Lao Si." Under the gaze of Jesse Zhou, the second sister began to tell lies.
"Oh, that tells him to make a phone call to three girls and four girls."
"Well, I see."
Jessie Zhou looked at the position of the kitchen and said to her second sister, "say, what do you know? Tell me in detail, or you'll be bloody five steps later."
The second elder sister didn't care about the threat of Jessie Zhou. She looked at Jessie Zhou with a smile on her face and said, "Hey, which girl was that just now? Tell me, elder sister will guard you."
"What a girl, just a friend." Jessie Zhou pretended to be calm.
"Hey, hey, you think I'll believe it?" Second elder sister disdained asked a rhetorical question“ What's more, I don't know how many kilos you've got. It's obvious that you've done something shameful. Otherwise, why do you rush to cover my mouth? "
"After the baby's milk powder is my bag!" Spend money to eliminate disaster, said Jessie quickly.
"Lao Wu, what kind of person do you think I am? I'm the kind of person who threatens his brother for a little milk powder. You look down on me, too! " The second elder sister disdained to say.
"Diapers are mine, too!"
The second sister turned her eyes around and said to him happily, "well, I'm such a person, so I'll accept it with smile... Ha ha ha
"It's up to you to take cover in the future."
"Don't worry, sister. I've always been a model of collecting money." The second elder sister clapped her chest to guarantee her success. Then he leaned to Jesse Zhou mysteriously, "who's that girl? Tell me secretly, and I promise not to tell you. "
Jessie Zhou seemed to meditate for a while. "Come here with your ears." The second sister obviously felt that she was about to hear a gossip, and her face was immediately excited. He put his ear to Jesse Zhou.
"I won't tell you." He said it in a low voice.
"What?"
"I won't tell you, ha ha..." Jessie Zhou didn't dare to be too loud, but said in a voice that was a little hard to hear.
"Ah... Good, you stinky boy When the second sister realized that she had been fooled by Jessie Zhou, she immediately went to grab Jessie Zhou's ear, but Jessie Zhou was keen to avoid it. When he wanted to fight back, the mobile phone in his trouser pocket suddenly rang.
When the second sister saw that his mobile phone rang, she didn't disturb him. Facing Jesse Zhou, who was still making a gesture of begging for mercy, "hum" left and turned to watch TV.
Jessie Zhou picked up her mobile phone and saw that it belonged to sister Yu. She pressed the answer button and said, "Hello, sister Yu."
"Smelly boy, I didn't tell you when I came back. Did you forget me. If I hadn't seen your penguin space this time, I wouldn't have known you had come back! " The charming voice of the jade sister came to Jesse Zhou's ears.
For this jade sister, Jessie Zhou is very fond of her. Mature charming appearance, intimate personality, also don't want Jessie Zhou responsible for her. It's just, it's a necessary condition for a man to choose a lover!
"How can I forget that no one can forget that you are not! I just came back the day before yesterday. There are many things at home. So I don't care to make a phone call or anything This time, Jessie Zhou is telling the truth. She has been suffering these two days, and she has lost some weight.
"You'd better have a good mouth, sweet. I'll go to your place sometime." Jade elder sister Jiao Di says.
"Come when you have time. Rice is enough to make you feel at home." Jessie Zhou went to the balcony a few days later. He didn't want to be heard so early, so he ran to the balcony.
Moreover, what he said just now was obviously intended.
"Good. That's what you've said, so I'm going to have a trip. " Sister Yu said to the phone thief.
"Come on, I miss you so much, you goblin." When Jesse heard that sister Yu was coming, her face became silvery.