"Mom! That's an exaggeration, isn't it? " The next morning, when Fang jueyu opened his microblog with his mobile phone, he completely declared his success and retirement after three years of kidney six!
Because tens of millions of fans came out overnight, the explosive information flow made his mobile phone unable to bear such a amount of data. Now it has completely become a brick!
"What bad luck!" Fang jueyu swears that his mobile phone broke down early in the morning. No one would be happy, even though he still has ten brand-new kidneys 11 in his drawer.
"Fortunately, the mobile phone card didn't burn out!" Fang jueyu changed a new mobile phone. I don't know if Zhuang Ying moved his hands and feet. All his commonly used applications are already on the desktop. They can be used as soon as he inserts a card, which also saves a lot of time for installing new programs.
"Forget it, let's watch it on the computer!" Even if you change your kidney, 11 may not be able to support such a strong flow, but his computer host is a supercomputer. It's not a matter of minutes to process this information?
Sure enough, even a little bit of Caton didn't happen when opening the microblog through the computer. Fang jueyu opened his avatar. The number of his fans has reached an amazing 10.91 million. It's only the past night.
His comments under the dynamics of the lucky draw have also exceeded 100000. Of course, most of them are some nutritious coquettes and expression packs.
As for his personal letter, it has exploded. Although it shows 999 +, the actual content will not be exaggerated even with two or three zeros.
He casually opened a private letter. It was actually a restricted photo. There was also a series of contact information and self photos below. This was a public appointment!
"Xiao Yi, next time this private letter will be filtered directly for me. I'm afraid my eyes will be broken if I read too much!" Fang jueyu said.
"Oh? But the host's heart tells me that you enjoy this feeling? Are you sure you want me to delete it? "
"Shut up!" Fang jueyu said fiercely, "you know too much! Just do as I say! "
He suddenly remembered what Wang Cong said last night. Indeed, as a blogger with tens of millions of fans, it seems that he can't make sense without a nod!
There are countless companies under Fang jueyu's name. It's no problem to write a Tao casually, but in this way, he can't be unique. Since he wants microblog certification, he needs the most coquettish certification!
Men can have no money or be ugly, but they must be coquettish! Otherwise, what's the difference between salted fish and salted fish? And he is handsome and rich. If he doesn't be coquettish, wouldn't he be too sorry for his face and the money?
"Xiao Yi, is there any special enterprise approved under my name, which makes people feel shocked when they hear it?" Fang jueyu farted and asked.
"Host, you have 51% of the shares of American cashew nut company and are actually their chairman. I think this is pretty good!"
"Ah? I said! Kidney 11 will be officially listed in a few days. How can there be several in my drawer? It turns out that I am the largest shareholder! " At this time, Fang jueyu realized the confusion in his heart just now.
"No, it's too vulgar! This can only prove that I have money. Do you have a little coquettish? " Fang jueyu asked again.
"Well... Host, if you continue to be so coquettish, I think you can go to your own international private mental hospital!"
"God horse? I even have this kind of thing? " Fang jueyu burst into laughter. His industry is really all over various fields. He even has a mental hospital. Isn't he the president of the mental hospital?
"Yes, yes, yes! Just give me this! " Fang jueyu had an idea. Just how much money is meaningless. "Hurry, pass me those supporting materials!"
Fang jueyu immediately filled in the information seriously on the application for certification.
The staff of the microblog company were busy dealing with all kinds of business. Suddenly, the technicians received a particularly strange application.
"President of dawn international psychiatric hospital( Remember this hospital) is this man kidding us? Why haven't I heard of this hospital? " The technician was in a bad mood because he was busy. Such an application undoubtedly poured oil on the fire!
"Wait, don't say, there is really such a hospital in the world!" The colleague next to him turned the computer. "This hospital is built at the junction of China and Russia, specializing in the treatment of mental diseases. It is said that it was funded and built by a private boss. The treatment equipment inside is very valuable!"
"What about the legal representative of the hospital?"
"Look for yourself. Don't you want to upload the certificate when submitting?" The staff member suddenly saw the owner of the application, "isn't this Mr. Lu?"
"Do you know?"
"Who doesn't know? The headlines two days ago were made by him alone. Yesterday, he drew a lottery with headmaster Wang to give the sports car. Do you know? It's him! "
"I'll go! Shouldn't such money be the chairman of a company or something? " He didn't believe in evil and opened the application materials.
But what people can't imagine is that all the materials are real and effective after inquiry! The original legal representative of the hospital was a man named Fang Huai, who was recently transferred to Fang jueyu's name!
"Well... Now the rich people play like this?"
"Cut, do you think rich people are happy? You're wrong! You can't imagine their happiness! "
"What about that?"
"What can I do? Change! Other people's procedures are complete! "
……
Half an hour later, a golden microblog authentication appeared below Fang jueyu's microblog avatar.
Fang jueyu: President of Shuguang international psychiatric hospital!
"Mr. Lu? Aren't you Maserati's shareholder? How did you suddenly become the dean of a mental hospital? "
"Hahaha! Mr. Lu, what are you doing! Are you going to laugh us crazy and lock us in to make money? "
"Flow batch! In the future, Lu will always change his name. There used to be president Wang, but now there is more president Fang. It's too slippery. I'll give 101 points for this wave of operation! "
"You can't see it! You think deer always just want to tease us? No, you're wrong! Mr. Lu is proving that his industry spans all kinds of fields. Only we can't think of it. There is nothing he doesn't have! "
"This... On Sao, I only serve you!" Wang Cong left a comment and silently praised it.
……
"Well, friends, don't guess. I just don't think it's nutritious to hang the title of chairman and president. This is my attitude towards life. I am me. It's a different fireworks!" Fang jueyu updated a microblog.
"Hahaha! The dean is coquettish! "
"Dean, I have a mentally ill classmate who asked me to ask him when you will open the prize?"
"Dean, is there a shortage of people in the mental hospital? I just graduated from the psychiatry department of Yanjing Medical University this year! "
"My husband smokes me!"
……
"Well, it's time to prepare for the two-day school celebration!" Fang jueyu turned off his microblog, "Xiao Yi, help me make a speech. I'll recite it quickly..."