Chapter 33 - Onee-San times...

Yuki was sighing the while time as he travelled back to the Land of Grass...

"Is this really ok?" He asked himself.

He had constant arguments inside his head that made him quite depressed. He had an unborn child waiting for him back in Konoha and his wife whom he is yet to marry.

"F.u.c.k!" He cursed at the sky and continued on with his mission.

It took him around three days to reach the Land of Grass and he immediately left for the area where they predicted the Iwa shinobi would be coming from.

It was a vast grassland, he could not see the end of the grassland it was very huge and there were no trees or anything which meant that Yuki could not make traps.

He looked around and saw a small pond which had clear water and fish swimming in it.

He walked upto it and took out a piece of paper and dropped it on the water, soaking it.

"If the paper turns purple it means that it has poison, if it turns green it's safe!" He mumbled and observed the piece of paper which turned green.

He smiled "great! Now I have a water source and food..." he thought and lied on the grass right next to the pond.

Iwa army...

The Iwa commander looked at his subordinates and spoke up, "We are going in three days! Uchiha Yuki has fallen into our trap!", the jonin sitting next to him all nodded in unison as they got up to inform their respective armies.

"This is fun, showing an army of a thousand while another thousand are right below our feet!" The commander said with a smirk and left.

What he did not know was that a spy overheard everything and left!

Back in Konoha...

"Hokage-sama!" Shouted one anbu frantically as he kneeled infront of the Hokage.

"What is it Fox?" Hiruzen asked with a hint of shock.

"Yuki's mission is a trap!" Said the anbu as Hiruzen dropped his pipe.

"WHAT?! EXPLAIN!" shouted Hiruzen as the anbu nodded meekly and reported "The Iwa commander said that Yuki has fallen into their trap! There are two thousand troops instead of one, They travel underground!".

Hiruzen was shocked, "Two thousand shinobi?! Furthermore, help from Kumo! Oh no..." he mumbled.

"This trap might have been made by the two of them, if not! four villages..." said Hiruzen with disbelief, he had failed his successor and sent him to a death trap, it was a suicide mission...

"Hokage-sama, what do we do??" Asked the anbu, as Hiruzen stared at Fox. "FOX!" he spoke with a strong voice as Fox lowered his head, "Yes sir!" He replied as Hiruzen ordered him "Remove your mask and Go aid Yuki!".

Fox removed his mask revealing a masculine Ryota who had a smirk on his face.

"Sarutobi Ryota, you are no longer FOX!" Said Hiruzen and ordered him to immediately go after Yuki which he did gladly.

Land of Grass three days later...

The Iwa forces moved out to confront the other villages' forces which were Kumo, Kiri and Suna.

The Iwa commander saw the Third Raikage in all his glory and smirked inwardly. "No matter how strong you are, under an overwhelming force you will stand no chance!" He thought and respectfully greeted A.

"Oh? It seems like Iwa did not bring two thousand soldiers!" A said with a smirk looking at the ground.

The Iwa commander smiled and walked away.

An hour later, the Kiri and Suna forces arrived as they started their March towards an unsuspecting Yuki who was taking a nap.

"F.u.c.k! It's today!" Ryota mumbled as he increased his speed and neared the area where Yuki was at.

Yuki who was taking a nap was highly alert and heard a small sound and immediately took out his kunai.

*whoosh*

He saw a familiar figure, someone hadn't seen in a long time.

"Yo!" He said to figure which sighed "Hello Sharingan bastard!" Greeted Ryota as Yuki smirked.

"Things are bad huh?" Yuki asked as Ryota nodded his head. Yuki sighed once more and lied on the ground trying to take a nap.

"Something on your mind?" Asked Ryota as Yuki turned to him "Yeah..." replied Yuki as Ryota's face twitched in annoyance.

"Mind telling me?" Asked Ryota again with irritation.

"Mikoto's pregnant!" Yuki said as Ryota's jaw fell to the ground.

"B-but how??" He asked Yuki looked at him weirdly and replied "By having s.e.x of course!".

"Not that you idiot! I mean like why now??" Ryota said as Yuki shook his head "I honestly have no idea..." he replied and stood up.

He bit his finger.

"Kuchiyose no jutsu!" Yuki shouted as the gigantic white wolf oneesan appeared and hugged Yuki with a squeal.

"I thought you forgot about me!" Oneesan said with a pout as Yuki smiled wryly and replied "How could I? I just did not have the perfect mission for guys!".

"Ryota we meet again!" Said oneesan as she winked at the fl.u.s.tered Ryota, Yuki chuckled and explained everything to the white wolf who got ready as the trio waited for the army of two thousand...