Chapter 38

Zhang Xiaoqiang was in a daze when he suddenly felt something was stirring his nose. If you want to sneeze but can't, open your eyes and you will see a pair of big eyes like crescent moon. Big eyes flicker, a healthy and fresh breath from the mouth of the owner of big eyes to the cheek, bringing a trace of warmth in this early spring season.

"Uncle, how interesting you are! If you don't have a bed, why don't you sit on the floor and sleep Yang Ke'er smiles and looks at Zhang Xiaoqiang, who is sitting on the ground and still has some confusion about the situation.

"You, when did you wake up?" Zhang Xiaoqiang wakes up and stammers to Yang Ke'er.

"Just wake up! I had a good sleep yesterday! By the way, uncle, why are you sleeping on the floor? It's cold on the ground! " Yang Ke'er asked persistently.

"Oh, this, that, cough! It's such a thing. Yesterday, I used to sleep in bed. When I was half asleep, I rolled to the ground. HMM! That's what it looks like Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't want to tell Yang Ke'er that she almost became a zombie yesterday, so she was careless.

Yang Ke'er looks at the neat bedding stacked five meters away from Zhang Xiaoqiang, and then looks at Zhang Xiaoqiang, who is still sitting on the ground. He doesn't understand it!

"Cut! Uncle, do you think I'm Xiaobai? Do you think I'll believe you roll all the way from so far away, and then sit up and sleep here? " Yang Ke'er disdains to say to Zhang Xiaoqiang, on the face a pair of I am very shrewd appearance.

"Forget it! Don't say it's useless. Tell me if you think it's different from usual? " Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at Yang Ke'er's small face and said slightly nervously!

"Different?" Yang Ke'er scratched his head and tilted his head to think. Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at her carefully and did not let go of every detail.

"Do you feel so hungry that you can eat a cow?" Zhang Xiaoqiang is prompting on one side!

"Muyou!" Yang Ke'er looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang and said.

"Do you feel pain all over? And it still hurts to the bone? " Zhang Xiaoqiang still does not give up.

"It's still wood!" Yang Ke'er doesn't know what nerve Zhang Xiaoqiang is having. He just cooperates subconsciously.

"Do you feel that there's a force that keeps swimming around, and you can release small fireballs, ice arrows and so on when you raise your hand?" Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that he was half cold. Did he feel nervous all night?

"Uncle, did you dream of crossing the river yesterday? Do you want me to use a super forbidden curse to extinguish the monsters all over the world? " Yang Ke'er thinks Zhang Xiaoqiang hasn't woken up yet.

"Kao, is there anything wrong with you? If you don't, just find out for yourself! "

Zhang Xiaoqiang is very angry, but he doesn't know whether he is angry with Yang Ke'er or himself. He has to pick up the rain when he has nothing to do, and then he torments himself half dead.

"No, no! You're so angry, um, that, that, now, do I want to count poop? " Yang Ke'er said in a weak voice.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was completely depressed.

Yang Ke'er solves his personal problems at the bottom of the cave. Zhang Xiaoqiang looks at the straight cup in his hand. There is half a cup of clear and transparent rain water in the quilt. The rain water is very clean and there is no suspended matter. It looks like it is no different from a cup of pure water.

"Is it only hypnotic?" Zhang Xiaoqiang is a little unconvinced and pours the rainwater from the straight cup into his mouth.

"A little light, eh! There are also some astringent mouths. " Zhang Xiaoqiang smacked his mouth and evaluated its taste.

"Why can't you sleep?" Zhang Xiaoqiang lies on the bed and looks at the cave top. The little girl wants to sleep when she drinks. Zhang Xiaoqiang can't sleep when she drinks. Is it true that she has a different life?

"Ah, ah! What a pain! Uncle, what laxative did you take yesterday? " Yang Ke'er kneaded his stomach and came out with a bitter face. For a while, Kung Fu girl went to the bottom of the cave three times.

"Gulu Gulu." Yang Ke'er's stomach makes another noise.

"Ah! Again! Woo... If you look like this again, your intestines will be pulled out. Woo Yang Ke'er runs to the bottom of the cave with a cry!

Zhang Xiaoqiang lying in bed to see the inexplicable, "Gulu Gulu" a burst of abdominal sounds“ I won the bid, too? " Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped out of bed, too late to copy a roll of toilet paper, ran after Yang Ke'er.

"Ah! How can you be like this! Don't you see me here? " Yang Ke'er squats in the corner with the stone wall on his back facing the entrance of the cave and screams loudly.

"I also have diarrhea. I'll make do with it." Zhang Xiaoqiang face without shame, a face to loosen the belt, and Yang Ke'er face to face squatting together.

"Coco, but I'm a girl. Can't you solve it outside?" Yang Ke'er blushed and stammered.

"Do you want me to pull on your bed or rice?" Zhang Xiaoqiang said forcefully, and then made a dull voice. As soon as the chrysanthemum was released, it was like a flood gate. A strong stench filled the small space.Relaxed? Comfortable? Zhang Xiaoqiang seems to have taken off the heavy load, all over the body is not upset, the stench around the nose.

"Hum!" Yang Ke'er ran out with his pants.

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't care about Yang Ke'er's cold hum, but thought: "she didn't seem to wipe her farts and stocks when she went out?"

Three or five minutes later, as Zhang Xiaoqiang was getting ready to get up, Yang Ke'er rushed back. Run to him and squat.

"Don't you know there are men here?" Zhang Xiaoqiang shouts to Yang Ke'er, forgetting his shamelessness just now.

"Do you want me to pull on your bed or rice?" Yang Ke'er learns very fast.

Zhang Xiaoqiang ran to the platform with his pants in his hand, "uncle, you forgot to wipe farts and stocks!" Yang Ke'er's cry came from behind.

Zhang Xiaoqiang heard Yang Ke'er's cry and fell to the ground with his trousers.

In this way, after your singing, I'll be on the stage. They are in London at the bottom of the cave. They can't stop until they have nothing to pull, nothing to vent, and the pain and numbness of chrysanthemums.

They sat on their respective beds with no strength. Yang Ke'er hesitated and seemed to have something to say. Zhang Xiaoqiang endured the hot feeling of chrysanthemum from time to time. He thought, "is there Croton in the rain?"

Yang Ke'er's voice suddenly interrupted Zhang Xiaoqiang's thoughts.

"Uncle! That, well, you see someone else's one, so you have to be responsible for it! " Yang Ke'er said to Zhang Xiaoqiang with a sad face sitting on the small bed.

"Didn't you see that I was busy at that time? Who had time to see you?" Zhang Xiaoqiang dismissive, thinking: "hum, let me be responsible for you? Who is responsible for me

"No, no! I didn't even let my husband see it! " Yang Ke'er clarifies to Zhang Xiaoqiang.

"Not yet? I've done it all and haven't seen it yet? " Zhang Xiaoqiang obviously doesn't believe it.

"Really, really, my former husband and I were in the car. I helped him get them out with my hands. They said it hurt a lot when a woman was hurt!" Yang Ke'er is very aggrieved, squatting on the ground and drawing circles.

"They? Who are they? " Zhang Xiaoqiang is very interested in asking Yang Ke'er.

"They are my sisters who live with me, upstairs!"

"Didn't you say you were pregnant?" Zhang Xiaoqiang said strangely.

"Well, they say that if a woman lets a man shoot" that thing "on her body, she will get pregnant. They say that if she doesn't want to get pregnant, she has to put it in a condom. I've got that thing in my hand. I'm sure I'll get pregnant Yang Ke'er seems to be fidgeting at the thought of something.

"Little sister? Do you never read the physiological hygiene in your biology textbook? " Zhang Xiaoqiang asked Yang Ke'er seriously.

"Her sisters didn't make it clear. I thought pregnancy and little girl "that's coming" had no direct impact Zhang Xiaoqiang thought depressed.

"Other people say that the high school entrance examination biology does not give the mark, is not the key point may not look!" Yang Ke'er still doesn't understand the relationship between pregnancy and biology class.

“。。。。。。。” Zhang Xiaoqiang is speechless