"Why? Why? Why is that? " Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to cry without tears, looking at Yang Ke'er who is playing around on the platform, he is depressed and tangled.
Yesterday's back injury is now very good, but the strength agility has not been improved much. After a trial, it can be improved by 20% to 30%. In other words, the strength can be compared with type D zombies, and the agility can be compared with type s zombies.
But what's the use of this? In the past, there was no difference between killing D-type and S-type and killing Xiaoqiang. Is D2 not a dish? Even if you meet a mutant animal, do you want to be a crazy cowboy again?
Zhang Xiaoqiang is still lamenting. Why did Yang Ke'er become a Popeye and become an immortal Xiaoqiang? With what little girl just a beautiful sleep, and then on the tuba a a few times out of thin air to get a strength, he was tossed to death to become a Xiaoqiang? There are also the side effects of injury on starvation!
"Is my name unlucky?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was very puzzled, "it's all the blame for Tang Bohu's autumn fragrance." several invisible clouds hovered around him, complaining deeply!
"Alas!!! Ah Zhang Xiaoqiang sighed deeply. He had no choice but to do so. No matter how bad his name was, his parents still got it. He had been with him for more than 30 years. Although he was molested by his classmates when he was at school and beaten by his wife when he was on a blind date, he couldn't lift his head for more than 10 years. Can also calculate live to now, those old classmate, the girl also became zombie now!
"Uncle, stop sighing! Don't worry, I'll protect you! " Yang Ke'er came over and said haughtily, the little girl looked up, her eyes seemed to be aiming at the top of the cave, her chest stood up, and the little quail egg was taut by the camouflage suit.
“。。。。。。。” Zhang Xiaoqiang looks at Yang Ke'er who is proud like a little peacock and is even more depressed.
"Don't worry, uncle. In the future, I will beat anyone who wants to bully you. I will bully him with you." Yang Ke'er patted the quail eggs on her chest and assured Zhang Xiaoqiang.
"Interesting! Finally, I haven't been raised in vain. I have a little conscience! " Zhang Xiaoqiang felt more comfortable, and then he thought, "I'm not a soft eater?"
The idea of relying on a little girl after a man's self-esteem has been eliminated.
"If I give you a smile, you will treat it as love, and if I give you sunshine, you will treat it as brilliance? What do you look like now? Did you do today's exercise? "
Zhang Xiaoqiang put on a pair of elders' faces to teach some little girls who don't know the heaven and earth.
"What? Now that I'm stronger, what exercises can I put down a little bit?"
Yang Ke'er was very sad and said in a timid way.
"The ant is strong. Has it ever done a cat? What's your attitude now? The tail is up? "
Zhang Xiaoqiang scolds Yang Ke'er, and his face is full of hate iron but not steel.
Yang Ke'er lingered to exercise and said, "no matter how hard the ants train, they can't beat the cat! No culture, no metaphor! "
"What are you muttering about? Don't think I can't hear you! Why don't you go Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly roared behind Yang Ke'er!
"Nothing! I'm tired of it. I don't look like an uncle or an aunt now. " Yang Ke'er waved the horn gun made of screw thread steel to do the assassination practice.
"Little boy, play with me?" Zhang Xiaoqiang is a little complacent. It seems that the saying that those who work hard are better than others is not bad! Then began to melancholy, men can not hide under women's skirt drops, men will rise.
Zhang Xiaoqiang cheered himself up and began to recall the details of the day before yesterday, "the cup of rain that little girl drank was eight full drops! The cup I drank was full of five drops. Is it not up to the standard? " Zhang Xiaoqiang thinks he has found a reason to run to the bucket.
"Why didn't you respond? I don't want to sleep, I don't want to be big, I don't feel anything? " Zhang Xiaoqiang sat on the bed with a roll of toilet paper, waiting for the reaction, but the reality is cruel, the reaction is all rice!
"Does it work only for women?" Zhang Xiaoqiang is very painful. This is the pain of seeing that he is not as good as a woman.
"Does it only work for the first time?" Zhang Xiaoqiang is very bored, a kind of bored by women.
Male chauvinism is the only idea that Zhang Xiaoqiang believes in, and strives for it all his life. Before, he had no chance, but now it's hard to taste the pleasure and feeling of being a big man in Yang Ke'er. But now the reality hit.
"It's not easy to be a man, especially to be a man of iron and steel." Zhang Xiaoqiang constantly expressed his feelings.
"And, ha, and, ha!" Yang Ke'er practices the assassin's assassination seriously on the platform. Sweat seeps from her forehead, slides down her cheek to her chin, and then drips down with her movements.
Zhang Xiaoqiang stares at Yang Ke'er's practice and doesn't count on the strange rain. He can be sure that the rain's effect on the human body is only effective for the first time. For example, Yang Ke'er gets great power and beauty, while Zhang Xiaoqiang only gets beauty effect. Although the strength and speed are improved, compared with Yang Ke'er, it can be ignored."You can't eat by your face in the last days!" Zhang Xiaoqiang is very dismissive of his becoming young. Even if he is given plastic surgery, he can't reach the standard of a white face. Besides, there is no rich woman in the end of life!
Rain is a good thing. The first rain is quite different from this one. The first rain makes Zhang Xiaoqiang feel that he has become a soldier of the Eighth Route Army who was tortured by the Japanese army. Even that little rain almost makes him explain.
The second rain is more like weight loss tea. Except chrysanthemum, everything else is good. It's OK to drink a large cup. It seems to be a good medicine for human beings.
"Baby Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to understand, and then looked at the rain that still had more than half of the bucket. He was a little pleased. Anyway, he put it away first.
Looking at the water filled with most of the plastic pot, I don't feel enough. I can keep it for my son even if I don't use it!
Thinking of his son, Zhang Xiaoqiang sighed again: "where is my mother?" girl? Just her white figure? I will not consider it for the time being.
There are not too many good things. Zhang Xiaoqiang is ready to contact again with a big bucket. When he sees Yang Ke'er sweating, the God of otaku comes to him again. Otaku's quotation is: "if you can sit or not stand, if you can lie, you won't sit, if you can't work, you will never work.".
"Anyway, she has a lot of strength. She doesn't have to be in vain!" Zhang Xiaoqiang has no awareness of using child labor. Yang Ke'er, carrying two large plastic pots, went to the entrance of the cave.
"Bang Dang" plastic bucket fell to the ground, turned a few times and rolled to one side.
"Oh! The sun is coming out! I haven't seen the sun for a long time Yang Ke'er stood in the sun and cheered.
Nearly four months after the end of the world, the sky was dark, and the obscure clouds were reluctant to give more light, which made the world more sad. Now the rain stopped, the sun came out, and the golden light spread on the earth.
The warm sunshine shines on Zhang Xiaoqiang, but his heart is chilly: "is it really bad luck for a man to touch that thing? Why doesn't everything go well? "
Looking at Yang Ke'er cheering in the sun, Zhang Xiaoqiang flashed a children's book he had read somewhere: "the sun father-in-law is out, and the little girl is smiling in the sun!"