Book 6: Chapter 5 (3)

Academic City (3rd)

Just as I was about to get Professor Journal’s group to leave, we were suddenly greeted by a pair of new guests to my lively living room.

One of these figures quickly greeted the room with a voice that, only moments ago, had been muffled by my front door.

“I knew it. You were in here all along!”

Drill-chan is in my living room.

And, right next to her, was the Kimoronge. He must have used his spatial magic to teleport inside. I’m not sure what the range is on his teleportation magic, but a dozen meters or so is nothing for him. What a useful servant.

“Hmm, spatial magic?”

Professor Journal was the first to react to their sudden appearance.

The Hero of the East and West nearly leapt from the sofa when the sadomasochist pair suddenly appeared in front of them. Their heavy armour made a clattering sound. That noise was loud enough to make me jump, so if the two of you could please refrain from doing that I’d appreciate it.

The big-breasted loli ignored the two Heroes entirely.

“Oooooooooohohohoho! You’re a thousand years too young to ignore me!”

“Doris-san, please don’t come in without my permission….”

“What’s up with you? First, Liz won’t talk to me and now you! I thought we were supposed to be friends!”

“Right.”

She’s here because she has nobody else to talk to.

If it was just the two of us here, I’d happily talk with her for the next thousand or even million years. However, with everyone here, this couldn’t be a worse time. Not to mention Goggoru-chan is here.

Fortunately, she’s far enough away from us that she can’t use her ability on any of us. If she could, a battle between her and the masochist demon may have started. I’m starting to sweat through my shirt.

“Isn’t it the duty of a servant to correct their master when they do something as rude as intruding into someone’s home?”

“Be quiet, I’m simply obeying my Master’s orders.”

“….”

These two are never easy to deal with.

When it’s one or the other, I can handle them, but together they’re impossible.

The Hero of the West looked at the strange exchange between us before looking back at the Kimoronge then at Drill-chan.

“I’m sorry, have we met somewhere before, Ambassador of the Pussy Republic…?”

“I don’t typically associate with commoners.”

“R-Really? My mistake.”

That’s good. They don’t recognize the masochist demon when he’s in disguise.

His horns were retracted, the color of his hair changed, and he was wearing noble clothing. The Kimoronge was in full noble mode. He’s definitely more fitting of the image of a typical noble than me. Not to mention that the association with the words ‘ambassador’ and ‘Pussy Republic’ made it hard to believe that he could actually be the same high demon.

In the Hero of the West’s mind, there’s no way this person could be the same demon that cut him in half and nearly killed him.

With one final goodbye, the party of three left my room.

***

No one invited her here or allowed her in, but Drill-chan is casually sitting on my sofa; the same sofa that the Heroes of the East and West and Professor Journal were sitting on moments ago. Her loyal follower, the Kimoronge, stood at her side.

“I’m sorry about this, Doris-san, but I have other important business that I need to take care of today, so if this isn’t something urgent, can we do this another day?”

I still have to finalize the details of the JC’s report. The JC herself will be here soon I’m sure. I can’t let Drill-chan’s boredom get in the way of my competition with Ester-chan.

Actually, what I should be more worried about is Goggoru-chan.

“Ara~a? Nobody’s ever said that to me before.”

“What can I say? I’m a busy man.”

If Drill-chan was here alone, I’d ask her to join us to help with the presentation tomorrow. However, that’s not possible with the Kimoronge here as well.

I can only blame my low LUC for this.

Aah, that’s not right. I can’t keep blaming my LUC for everything.

“If both Liz and you won’t entertain me, what am I supposed to do?”

“Fine, I get it. Then, would you like to accompany me for a little while?”

I just need to entertain her for a while and get the Kimoronge away from Goggoru-chan.

I could already see him glancing back and forth between me and her. If I don’t get him out of here quickly, it could lead to trouble. I’ve threatened him in the past with my fireballs, so I doubt he’ll do anything if I can get him out of here quickly.

“Ara? Are you okay with that?”

“You’re servant can come with. You don’t mind, right?”

“I don’t mind. What about you, Gerosu?”

“Of course I’ll come. I can’t stand this human, but I’ll always be by your side.”

“Thank you. Now, let’s head out.”

My emergency evacuation is a success.

I’m going to keep you away from Goggoru-chan.

“O-OI! If you’re heading out, I’m coming with!”

“I’m sorry, Edita-san, but I need you to stay here until I get back.”

“But, w-we still need to get ready for tomorrow….”

“Rocoroco-san can help you with anything you need. I’m sorry for leaving all the work to you, but it would be great if you could finalize everything before I get back. I’m counting on you.”

“Hmm, y-you are? Still….”

“I’ll only be gone for a little while.”

“…fine. Do whatever you want.”

“Thank you.”

Sensei pouted a little bit, but I got her permission to leave in the end.

***

The three of us walked down the hall for a little while before Drill-chan asked about what we were doing.

“Are we going to the library for more research?”

I managed to get them out of my room, but I had no idea what to do now.

I can’t tell them this, but Drill-chan did offer me a good excuse I can use. I can take this chance to do some more research on hair regrowing potions.

“If you don’t want to, we can go somewhere else.”

“I don’t mind, but what are you researching?”

“That, I’m afraid, is a secret.”

“Human, are you refusing to answer my Master’s questions?”

“It’s a private matter.”

“Does it have anything to do with curing baldness?”

“….”

How does Drill-chan know about that?

Maybe the Heal I’ve been using in the morning has become ineffective or maybe that fight against the tentacled slug caused excessive stress that led to me losing even more hair. I was desperate to check by touching the area myself, but that would be the same as admitting my worries.

I maintained my composure and kept a straight face.

“What do you mean?”

A sly smile spread across Drill-chan’s face.

She must have noticed the bald spot.

“Ara~a? So that is what you’ve been researching.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Really? That’s too bad. I’ve heard of a recipe that cures baldness.”

“Wha…?”

Drill-chan stopped walking and turned to me.

Naturally, I stopped as well.

I had to turn to face her where she had stopped a few steps back.

“If you don’t need it, there’s no point talking about it anymore. Someone with such a rich, full head of hair wouldn’t need something like that, right? It would even be disrespectful to you if I were to suggest that you might want a hair growth potion. It might cause a diplomatic incident. Right?”

“….”

How humiliating.

It feels good.

It feels so good being humiliated by Drill-chan. I’ve finally got a taste of the pleasures that the Kimoronge gets to enjoy every day. I had to resist the urge to kneel down and start licking her foot.

She’s a virgin after all.

It’s like opening a new toy that nobody has ever touched before.

“….”

“Aa~n, I just remembered, I actually have something else to do~”

Drill-chan turned on her heel and started walking away.

I can’t miss this chance.

“Wait. Do you actually know a recipe?”

“Ara~n? Do you think I’d lie?”

“You haven’t shown any evidence to prove you actually know of one.”

“But, I thought your hair was growing just fine. You don’t need anything that regrows hair? Unless….”

“….”

“Is something wrong?”

Her eyes narrowed as a sly grin spread across her face. I swear I saw a shimmer flash across her eyes. I realize that I have no choice but to play along with her as she torments me. It’s not all bad. I’ve already experienced what it’s like for humiliation to turn to pleasure.

“Yes, I have some concern over a certain issue I’m having with my hair.”

“Is it a disease? What kind of disease exactly? I’m afraid I can’t help unless you tell me in detail.”

“…it’s about the thinning of my hair.”

This is the sadist side of Drill-chan.

I could feel a strange tingle run through my groin as I imagined what she’d do to me. I want her to reverse rape me. No, she doesn’t need to go that far. She could just step on me through my pants. I want her to crush my balls.

I also can’t forget that she still has a hymen. There’s nothing I can do to resist her.

“Hmm? I guess I can tell you.”

“You will?”

“One of the ingredients you’ll need is the root of the Jáuregui sedge.”

“I see, ‘Jáuregui sedge.’”

I have no idea what that is.

Even so, I’ll act like I do.

I don’t know if she’ll tell me more if I show how little I know about this world. What if that’s what I want? Maybe she’ll humiliate me more if I show her my ignorance.

Damn it. I’m caught between two minds.

“What do you think? An ingredient like that could lead to the hair regrowth you desire, right?”

“It certainly is….”

As she talked about something I wasn’t paying attention to, Drill-chan’s large breasts swayed side-to-side. The painful urge to lose my virginity was pushed to its limit while I watched her. I’m not sure I’ll be able to hold myself back. I want to know what it feels like to break the hymen of a sadistic big-breasted loli with drills for hair.

“I assume I’ll receive adequate compensation for this information?”

“Of course.”

“And I’m not necessarily talking about money.”

“…what?”

“I was thinking of a payment that’s less monetary in a sense. Yes, how about we start with you licking my feet.”

My time has come.

My reward from the land of sadists.

“….”

“I need an answer.”

“And you promise that you’ll tell me once I’ve done it? I need your word.”

“Of course, I’ll tell you everything you want to know. I wouldn’t lie.”

Yes. This is it.

Every word that Drill-chan spoke sent a tingle through my groin.

I want her to ride me for three hours and twenty-nine minutes in cowgirl position.

“…I agree.”

“You agree? I think I’ll need to hear the exact terms that we’re agreeing to.”

“After we return to the Penny Empire, I will act as your servant in place of Gerosu-san for three days. Now, will you please tell me what you know?”

I actually said it.

It’s out in the open.

It didn’t take long before I was hit with her patented ‘ohoho.’

“Ooooooooooooooooooooooohohohohohohohohohohohooho!”

An ear shattering ohoho.

The tingling that had become ever present in my groin now resonated throughout my body.

“That’s good! Very good! This is what I’ve been waiting for! I have so many things in mind for you, ooooooohohohohoho!”

“….”

I’m glad she’s happy.

I’m ecstatic.

“You’ve already agreed to it now! There’s no turning back!”

“Yes, I understand.”

“M-Master, that’s going too far!”

The Kimoronge’s monopoly on his master’s sadism was being threatened which caused him to speak up.

However, Drill-chan was in no mood to listen.

“Be quiet! Don’t you understand that I’ll be able to do whatever I want to him!? I can’t think of anything more enjoyable than that! Ah, there’s just so much I want to do that I don’t even know where to start. My heart’s racing just thinking about it! I hope this meeting end quickly so we can return home!”

“Master….”

Drill-chan was enraptured by the sadistic ideas filling her mind.

In complete contrast, this was the first time I’d seen true sadness on the Kimoronge’s face.

This was the one thing he actually cared about.

“Now it’s time to keep your promise.”

“You think I’d fall for that? I’ll gladly tell you once we’ve returned to the Penny Empire. I’m not going to tell you everything now and have you weasel out of our agreement. I’ll never allow it!”

“You promise?”

“Oooooooohohohohoho, it’s a promise, ooooohohohohohoho!”

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Drill-chan so excited.

The unstoppable momentum of Drill-chan’s swaying breasts hinted at a second chance for my wasted youth.

The library will have to wait.

***