"Well, you have the wrong number?"
After the phone was connected, there was a woman's rude scolding, which was a little strange.
"Say, who are you special!"
"Lying trough, even if I call the wrong number, you can't swear!"
Fang Yuan was never willing to suffer. He immediately scolded and asked, "is your name Chu Nan?"
"You -- yes, I'm Chu Nannan. Who are you?"
After hearing Fang Yuan shout out his name, Chu Nannan, who looks blue, regains a little sense.
"You don't care who I am!"
Fang Yuan said angrily, "as long as you are Chu Nan."
Fang Yuan's tough attitude made Chu Nan impatient: "shit, who are you? What can I do for you? "
"What can I do for you?"
Fang Yuan sneered: "ask you for debt! When will you pay me back the 161 yuan and fifty cents you owe me? "
"What?"
Chu Nannan wondered if he had heard wrong. This guy was a debt collector. He said he owed him 161 yuan and fifty cents - fifty cents. Who asked for a debt and didn't even forget to ask for fifty cents?
"What are you pretending to be, Chu Nannan? You don't want to break your promise, do you?"
"Fart, my aunt never owes people foreign debt!"
Chu Nan gave a fierce Pooh and then asked, "who the hell are you?"
After hearing this, Fang Yuan finally realized that something was wrong.
Although Chu Nannan, who owes him a debt, is also a young woman with no quality, when she is most angry, it seems that she only ridicules him as a "real man" and doesn't break out such rude words as "special, farting".
The mobile phone number that claimed to be Chu Nannan's mentally retarded young woman left to Fangyuan was that of the woman opposite.
Realizing that he had been cheated, his tone slowed down a little and asked reluctantly, "are you driving a white BMW?"
"Fuck NIMA, you give me money to buy a BMW?"
Chu Nannan scolded back: "who are you? Where is it now? "
I was really fooled.
After determining that he was really fooled, Fang Yuan naturally won't quarrel with the bitch opposite. He directly withheld the phone, looked up at the sky and murmured, "I helped her so much. For 161.50 cents, she dug a trap for me - now women are so shameless."
On the way to work, his cell phone rang several times.
Every time, it's Chu Nan.
Fang Yuan, of course, disdained to pick it up, ignored it directly and whistled to the network.
As usual, the earliest one came was the one who didn't go home at noon.
In this way, you can enjoy Lao Chen's face and drink him a cup of green tea to digest.
Just as Fang Yuan was making tea like he came back to his home, Lao Chen came out of the inner rest room: "Hey, Xiao Fang, let me tell you something."
"What's the matter? Won't someone report me again?"
Fang Yuan sat on the sofa slowly with a tea cup.
"Look what you said, how could you be so unlucky? Well, at noon, I received a notice from manager Zhao that the headquarters should promote an assistant to the president from the most grass-roots network couriers. "
"Assistant president? Oh, do you make much money? "
Fang Yuan didn't care.
"The internship period is three months and the base salary is 6000. After the internship period, if you pass the customs, the five insurances and one fund plus the welfare treatment of the assistant are estimated to be about 10000 a month. "
"Ho Ho, it's tempting."
Fang Yuan put down his tea cup and said carelessly, "but what does this have to do with me?"
Self knowledge is the greatest advantage of Fangyuan.
If Mr. Fang is asked to play a burglary or blow people's heads with wine bottles, he is definitely an expert in it.
But if you let him be an assistant to the president - ho ho, you'd better save it. It's like letting an old sow go up a tree. He can't even write his name well. Can he still be an assistant to the president?
Fools also know that if they want to be an assistant to the president, apart from the requirements for academic qualifications, they can't cross the gap.
Besides, a courier with a large diploma will come to work hard?
"It's related, absolutely related!"
Seeing Fang Yuan's careless appearance, Lao Chen was a little worried: "manager Zhao said that the headquarters selected assistants from the grass-roots level this time to reflect the emphasis on the welfare of grass-roots staff. He doesn't pay attention to diplomas, but only depends on his working ability."
"Shout, really?"
Fang Yuan was interested: "tell me, what are the conditions?"
Like his father-in-law examining his son-in-law, Lao Chen looked at the surrounding area for five seconds before saying, "first, naturally, he loves his job. Second, good looks and good health. Third, men between the ages of 23 and 25. "
Fang Yuan was stunned and smiled: "Hey, these points are not specially tailored for me?"