Hu Laosan thinks that in a high-grade home appliance city such as Sanlian home appliances, only people above the gold collar are qualified to shop here.
After all, the biggest feature of home appliances here is that they are expensive - dead expensive. It costs more than 2000 for a small induction cooker.
Hu Laosan is neither a gold collar nor a big boss. He is a warehouse watcher. If he didn't have clean hands and feet and tossed some extra money, he wouldn't be willing to come to this place to buy TV.
To this end, he shaved and put on his best suit today.
After looking at the two young people who came in now and their polished leather shoes, Hu Laosan's slightly bent waist suddenly stood up a lot, looking at the two people with disdainful eyes like those gold-collar and white-collar petty bourgeoisie.
"How about this air conditioner?"
A young man asked his companion.
"Devil goods, if we use them, we won't be called traitors by Chinese people, will we?"
The young man who looks like a mother's gun walked around the air conditioner for a few times before struggling: "OK, since you like it, that's it. Three, one for the living room, one for the West Wing room and one for your bedroom. "
"What about TV? It's also a devil. "
"Make do with it. Pick up the big ones and come to three first."
Under the attention of many people, the two young people were like entering the two yuan supermarket. After turning around all kinds of household appliances whose prices startled Hu Laosan, they patted a refrigerator door and rushed to the waiter who managed to squeeze out a smiling face and said, "I want all these. According to this address, send me home and install it before dark tonight. I won't want it if it's late. "
"Let's go and have a look on the fourth floor. There are clothes on sale."
The young man with a very feminine appearance handed an address note to the waiter and turned to the elevator.
"Hey, guys, don't you pay?"
When the waiter looked down at the address, the two young people had gone to the elevator.
If you want to buy any home appliances, you should pay the bill first, and then the shopping mall will distribute goods to customers. This is the minimum process of major home appliance shopping malls, but the two guys don't seem to understand these. They leave an address and flash away.
"Psychosis."
Throughout the whole process, Hu Laosan sneered, shrugged and whispered, "which mental hospital's wall is crooked?"
In fact, others have such ideas, but they won't scold like Hu Laosan. After all, everyone is a person with status.
As for the waiter, after being stunned, he threw the note with the address into the wastebasket next to the cashier: after returning to the dormitory tonight, he had a new joke to talk to his little sister.
No one always pays attention to what the two psychopaths have done. Anyway, they haven't hurt anyone. Even Hu Laosan slowly forgot about it and began to choose his favorite TV brand.
"Xiaolian, Xiaolian!"
Just as Hu Laosan listened to the waiter explain the advantages of a brand of TV to him, a young woman in a red dress came over quickly with high heels.
"Ah, manager Zhang, what can I do for you?"
After smiling sorry at Hu Laosan, Xiaolian met manager Zhang.
Manager Zhang didn't talk nonsense. He directly asked, "just now, did two young people order some household appliances here, leaving only the address in the old city, but didn't pay?"
Xiaolian was stunned and then nodded: "yes, manager Zhang, how do you know?"
"What about the address? Give it to me quickly. I have to distribute it quickly! "
Manager Zhang didn't explain anything. He reached out to ask Xiaolian for an address.
Xiaolian said, "but they haven't paid yet."
"Hey, don't pay!"
Manager Zhang gave a high voice and urged, "don't worry. Come on, give me the address and I'll check it. "
"Ah, ah, address..."
After Xiaolian subconsciously took out her pocket, she suddenly remembered that she had thrown the address note into the wastebasket, and quickly turned and ran over there.
Hu Laosan nearby was stunned: ah, if you don't pay, you can buy household appliances?
Looking at manager Zhang who helped Xiaolian find the address from the wastebasket, Hu Laosan was stunned for a moment, turned and ran to the elevator.
The fourth floor is a famous brand clothing store. There are tens of thousands of ties, which is darker than the profit of home appliances.
As soon as Hu Laosan came out of the elevator, he saw that the two young people were telling the command waiter to pack their tried clothes.
Similarly, just leave an address, and then turn around and go.
This time, the manager of the shopping mall entertained them personally. Not only did he not ask them for money, but when they turned around and left, they bowed down and gave them a gift. Their faces were full of "I made it" joy.
What's going on?
Isn't today April Fool's day?
Looking at the mall manager who repeatedly ordered people to send clothes according to the address, Hu Laosan raised his hand and scratched the back of his head, as if he had realized something.
Seven or eight minutes later, Hu Laosan, who chose three complete sets of clothes for his family, handed her a note with an address after the waiter packed it. He said slowly: "I hope I can see these clothes when I go home."
"Sir, we don't actually deliver goods. However, in view of your support for our mall, we can make an exception. "
The beautiful female manager smiled and explained to old Hu San before raising her hand: "please pay over there?"
"Payment? What payment? "
Hu Laosan sneered: "why didn't others pay just now? Why did you want me to take the money?"
"Sir, you don't pay for clothes. Are you kidding?"
The smile on the female manager's face converged. After confirming that Mr. Hu was not joking, she immediately took the walkie talkie to greet the security personnel.
A few minutes later, Hu Laosan was pushed down the steps of the commercial building by several security guards. He cried out in pain.
"Ouch."
Fang Yuan held the door frame with his left hand, raised his right foot and moved his ankle. He said to Lin Wu who opened the door with the key: "I'm so tired. I really don't understand how those women comrades who can shop all day can maintain a hundred times their spirit at night. "
"Women are born to be able to go shopping. This is a super power given to them by God."
Lin Wu picked up all kinds of bags on the ground and pushed open the door with his feet.
"I think you are very suitable for shopping. You don't look tired at all."
After Fang Yuan followed him in, he sat down on the stool and didn't want to move.
Lin Wu ignored him and went directly to the kitchen.
When he brought the first dish from the kitchen, the clothes man came.
Then, an endless stream of people came to deliver things, ranging from furniture and household appliances to a bag of monosodium glutamate. As long as a family can have it, even hourly workers specialized in cleaning appeared in Fangyuan's home.
Let the people who installed household appliances busy, Fang Yuan and the two sat at the stone table and ate their own food.
It's a donkey. He's not used to so many people at home. The whine of the electric drill drilling the wall makes him unhappy. He doesn't even feel like having dinner. He hides at the feet of his brother. He's honest.
It was not until nine o'clock in the evening that the Fang family was quiet.
Except that the house was not decorated, the broken three wheels in the radius were not changed, and some of their personal belongings were replaced with new ones. The hourly workers cleaned every corner as if they had been licked by a donkey.
"Alas, the water in the solar energy can't be used tonight."
After picking up the dishes and chopsticks, Lin Wu stood in the yard and stretched: "well, go to bed early and feel the warmth of his new home."
He lit a cigarette, smiled and said, "go first. I have something to go out."
"What are you doing?"
"Secret."
"I didn't ask. Good night."
Lin Wu reached out and patted his mouth. Learning Fang Yuan's favorite look, he put his hands in his pockets and whistled into the West Wing room.
The whistle is not too loud, but the tune is very gentle. It is the well-known Kangding Love song. It can give a different flavor by the river in the night.
The donkey followed the eldest brother silently, as if listening to his heart.
The two brothers have walked along the river bank for an hour and have come to the west of the old city.
The night here is a little desolate, and the street lamps don't seem to be very bright. The light sprinkled is like being blown away by the night wind.
When passing a willow pier, Fang Yuan finally stopped walking. He sat down and looked at the dark river. The whistle was much lower, just like running so far to whistle at the river.
The donkey lay down next to his brother, put his mouth in the grass, and his eyes glittered blue in the dark.
When the whistle finally stopped, the donkey stood up from the ground and looked ahead, with a low whir in his throat.
Someone's coming.
A woman in a white windbreaker gracefully steps on high-heeled leather shoes. Every step she takes, she will make a pleasant click. The wind blows her black hair and blocks half of her face -- at night, fortunately, no one passes by here, otherwise she will think she has met a female ghost.
The donkey, who was staring over there, gave a happy whine, and then ran over there, regardless of the big brother's mood at this time.
"Woof, woof!"
The donkey ran to the woman and started up with his tail shaking violently.
The woman stooped down, hugged the donkey with both hands, let it stretch out its tongue, licked it on its cheek, gently patted its back, just like her best friend she hadn't seen for many years, and said softly, "have you missed me for more than half a year?"
Of course, the donkey can't speak, but its intimacy has shown everything.
"Well, go play by yourself first. I'll whisper to your brother."
If someone hears what she said, they may be surprised: her voice is like a teenage girl, but her figure is like the most mature and beautiful young woman.
Even a very casual gesture of raising your hand carries an irresistible charm.
The donkey looked back and sat there all the time, big brother. Then he obediently ran away.
Fang Yuan still looked at the river, but when the woman walked under the dim yellow street lamp, she couldn't help tilting her eyes and looked at her.
"Fang Yuan, you're my husband. If you want to see me, you'll be fair and optimistic."
When the white windbreaker woman giggled, she stood on the side of her body.
Some people, no matter in front of anyone, always give people the illusion of being superior.
Flower demon, that's it.
Especially when she raised her hand and closed her hair at will, the unspeakable seductive temperament could not be stopped even at night.
"Flower demon, when do you want to play with me?"
Fang Yuan spits out the grass leaves in his mouth, stands up with a loud voice and stares at her fiercely. It looks very scary.
"Play?"
The flower demon took another step forward, because she was wearing high-heeled shoes. Perhaps in the past half a year, she grew tall again and looked half higher than the surrounding area: "when did I say I wanted to play with you?"