Fang Yuan felt that he had no reason to refuse the request for water.
So the water left.
Of course, anyone who gets something has to pay a corresponding price.
Mr. Fang is kind, but not a philanthropist. Besides, water is not the kind of lonely old man without any labor force, so the price for her to stay is washing, cooking and cleaning.
In this way, Lin Wu can be freed from housework and concentrate on being his courier.
As for the sudden addition of a mouth to eat at home, Mr. Fang doesn't care: is the donkey still kept delicious and delicious?
"I can't wash clothes, I can't cook, and I've never cleaned."
When Shuishui seemed to speak these words righteously, Fang Yuan was very strange: "then, will you eat by yourself and breathe by yourself? If not, I can hire you a nanny. "
"I'll warm the bed."
Shui Shui didn't mind Fang Yuan's sarcasm at her.
I seriously said, "over the years, I've studied how to make men comfortable. I am confident that I can make you live like an immortal every night. If you are energetic, you can do it during the day. In return, you not only have to take care of my food and clothing, provide me with a safe living environment, but also give me dignity, that is, don't use violence against me, because I'm made of water. "
"I can't cook, wash clothes and do housework. I can learn. If you can't learn, go away. "
Fang Yuan felt that he was getting better and better. After Shuishui said those words, he didn't slap him in the face and just scolded him to go away.
Alas, the more and more comfortable living environment can always temper the masculinity that men should have.
Without waiting for Shui Shui to say anything, Fang Yuan said, "also, you are not allowed to go to the table after eating. If you do something wrong, such as breaking a bowl while cooking, you will be punished. You want dignity, you can, but you have to get it by yourself through labor. If you are not satisfied, you can turn back now, go ahead fifteen steps, open the door and go your way. "
Shuishui stopped talking and lowered his head.
Tears fell down her white jade like cheeks.
Fang Yuan began to read again: if you don't study Jin Ping Mei well, wouldn't you waste today's bright sunshine?
"OK -- I, I will try to change."
The water wiped away the tears, and the voice was a little hoarse.
Fang Yuan ignored her.
After waiting for a moment, she realized that Mr. Fang wanted to see her actions. After looking around, she went behind the door and picked up the broom.
The way she sweeps the floor is very beautiful. She is very graceful and is suspected of flirting.
Fortunately, Fangyuan won't care about this.
"Woo, woo!"
The donkey jumped in from the door, just like a bandit, with a generous toilet bag in his mouth, containing some small dishes such as pig ears.
Before and after running to the big brother of study, the donkey found that there was a stranger in the yard.
Immediately, it put down its mouth and began to defend its sovereignty like a beggar beaten away. The hair on its back stood up. It was about to bark, but it quickly shook its head and tail.
Fang Yuan sighed.
He really couldn't bear to see that the donkey had no backbone in front of beautiful women.
Fortunately, Lin Wu was not as unpromising as a donkey. When he came in and found water, he was stunned and frowned.
Suddenly a man came in, a cheap dog, and the water stopped sweeping the floor.
"Do your job."
Fang Yuan said faintly, and she quickly bowed her head and continued sweeping the floor.
Lin Wu went to the stone table, picked up the round tea cup, drank a few drinks naturally, and asked, "who is she?"
"A very interesting person."
Fang Yuan put down his cell phone, smiled and said, "ignore her."
"How interesting?"
Lin Wu is like a woman. She has to get to the bottom of it.
Fang Yuan had to say, "I can't do anything except warm the bed and serve men."
After looking at the water, Lin Wu asked, "did you pick it up from the outside?"
Shuishui is wearing old clothes. Lin Wu can recognize it at a glance and guess exactly.
"Just near the door, she was bullied by several beggars. My love flooded, so I took her home."
Fang Yuan also looked at the water and asked Lin Wu, "do you think my luck is super good now? Just pick up a female beggar. She's a charming beauty, or one who can warm your bed -- by the way, let her warm your bed tonight? "
Lin Wu ignored Fang Yuan's kindness and said coldly, "I don't agree with her at home. Let her go."
"But when she goes out, she will be bullied."
"Before she was bullied, didn't she live so much?"
"XIAOLINZI, do you have a little conscience?"
"She won't go, I'll go."
"OK, No."
"Square."
"Yes."
"You die."
Lin Wu said, picked up the package of dishes on the stone table and threw it out.
The donkey, who was circling around the beautiful woman, suddenly jumped up, made a beautiful forward somersault in mid air, and when it landed on the ground, it had held it firmly in its mouth.
Looking at Lin Wu with a blue face, Fang Yuan was not angry. He just said, "it seems that I am the master of this family."
"You, you -- Fangyuan, was your brain kicked by a donkey?"
Lin Wu raised his hand, slapped heavily on the stone table, then turned and walked out of Fang's house.
"Alas, hurry to follow your second brother Lin, lest he want to jump into the river without meeting."
Fang Yuan took the plastic bag from the donkey's mouth.
The donkey seemed to see that the two eldest brothers were making trouble. He couldn't care to appreciate the beauty and ran out immediately.
"My brother is so angry that he doesn't like outsiders to live in our house. Don't mind."
Fang Yuan said to Shui Shui with a pleasant face.
Shui Shui was very upset. When he was about to say something, Fang Yuan said faintly, "do your work. Clean up the yard thoroughly this afternoon and cook in the evening before you have food. "
Having said this, Fang Yuan took the package of dishes and whistled out of the house.
When Lin Wu is angry, he goes to Lao Wang on the left of the alley at most.
Lao Wang sells mutton soup. He is a nice person. He is an acquaintance around. Every time a donkey goes there, he will have several free bones to chew.
"Lao Wang, how's business today?"
Fang Yuan said hello to Lao Wang and sat on the pony opposite Lin Wu: "three bowls of mutton soup and one bowl of spicy."
Lin Wu didn't look at him and turned to the other side of the river.
"That woman is not simple."
Fang Yuan had to talk to him first.
Lin Wu sneered: "hum, since you can see that she is not simple, why do you want to leave her?"
"If I don't leave her, she will approach me in other ways. At that time, it won't necessarily be the way I like to make friends. "
Fang Yuan told the truth: "since she chose to be cheap, why didn't I help her?"
Lin Wu looked around and said, "she should know. Can you see through her acting skills?"
"You can see it at a glance. Why doesn't she know?"
"She knew we could see her bad intentions, but she stayed. It shows that she doesn't care to be seen through. She's just looking for an excuse."
"Yes, that's why I made her."
Fang Yuan nodded in agreement.
Lin Wu frowned: "what does she want with such a big capital?"
"Maybe you like me."
"It's possible."
Lin Wu tilted his lips.
"Eat, regardless of her."
Fang Yuan took the mutton soup handed over by Lao Wang and looked very indifferent.
"Oh, can't you tell me your secrets?"
Lin Wu sighed and picked up the chopsticks.
"As I said earlier, I like the current peaceful life very much."
"But some people have to dig my secret, which makes me very unhappy," he said faintly
Lin Wu shut up.
When he rode his tricycle home in the afternoon, it was already dark.
Fang Yuan sat at the stone table and was still reading.
The water stood in front of the south door with a white bowl of water on his head.
Lin Wu glanced at her and said nothing. After putting his satchel on the table, he rolled up his sleeves and went into the kitchen.
The kitchen was in a mess. There was a great smell of oil smoke. Originally, there were rank oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and other things, some spilled, some overturned, two broken plates on the ground, and garlic stalks gnawed by dogs in the basin.
"XIAOLINZI, don't be busy. We'll go out to eat tonight."
Just when Lin Wu frowned and wanted to swear, Fang Yuan shouted outside.
"Clean up the kitchen and cook for yourself. When we get back, if we haven't done well, we'll stand outside all night. "
After Lin Wu came out, Fang Yuan said a faint word to Shui Shui, greeted the donkey and walked out of the house.
After leaving the house, Fang Yuan said, "that silly woman really can't cook."
Lin Wu said coldly, "well, she can really warm the bed."
Fang Yuan touched his chin and said, "that's what I thought. Well, you said, would you give her a chance tonight? It's a little cold, and my quilt is a little thin. "
"There are many ways to die. I advise you not to choose the stupidest."
Lin Wu said, quickening his pace.
Fang Yuan feels that water is not too stupid.
When they came home full of wine and food, the water had cleaned up the kitchen.
It seems that I have cooked by myself. Maybe I put too much salt and always drink water.
After Chu Nannan left, she only took her clothes with her, but left her bedding. Fang Yuan didn't bother to pack anything for her. Unexpectedly, it was cheap water.
After returning home, Lin Wu went to the West Wing room and soon turned off the lights and went to bed.
Fang Yuan sat in the main room and watched TV. Shui Shui sat next to him.
"Don't do that position in the future."
Fang Yuan turned off the TV and stood up.
Shuishui also stood up, looked down at the sofa and asked, "what's the matter?"
"That's where my brother sleeps. He doesn't like to be occupied."
"Your brother?"
When the donkey was about to jump on the sofa, he yawned and asked which one was very comfortable.
"You think I'm not as good as a dog?"
Shuishui's face is a little ugly.
Fang Yuan smiled, didn't speak, and went to sleep silently.
There are some words that really don't need to be said. It will hurt people.
But Fang Yuan doesn't have a little sense of guilt. After all, some people take the initiative to be cheap. If you respect her, she may feel uncomfortable.
"Will the water that can warm the bed come tonight?"
Before turning off the light, Fang Yuan thought of this interesting question.
Shuishui didn't disappoint him. When the donkey woke up with urine, she saw her sneaking into the big brother's bedroom like a thief with a pair of snow-white feet.
It doesn't want to take care of it.
It appreciates the beauty, but in its heart, water is not as good as that lady dog, just like the eldest brother doesn't have any ideas about a lady dog. He will only hold her impolitely when water gets into his quilt.