I'm going to have a baby for you, too.
Chu Nan talked about this sentence all night, even when she fell asleep, she murmured from time to time.
How infatuated must a woman be with a man to say such a thing?
It should be very simple for a normal woman to give birth to a man.
What is not simple is the word "Ye": I want to have a baby for you, too.
Generally speaking, when a woman says this to a man, it means that the man has had children with other women. She just loves the man, so she uses this way to express her deep love.
It's really good. Fangyuan has made Katyusha pregnant. She's still twins.
Chu Nannan, who has never been willing to fall behind, of course has to work harder than this goal.
So after throwing Fang Yuan on the Kang, he played all kinds of games -- until it was dawn, he fell asleep.
Well, for the sake of her eagerness for her son, Fang Yuan forgave her madness. It took the boss's strength to not shout out the sentence "little whore, woman".
In order to help her realize her dream, Mr. Fang also devoted a lot, and finally let her fall asleep with satisfaction.
He thought it was time to rest after he did his best?
The bad luck was not over -- just as he smoked a cigarette and was ready to go to sleep, the door opened: Katyusha, dressed in a black Nightgown, came in quietly like the ghost who escaped from hell at midnight, barefooted and white.
What are you doing?
Wheel fights?
Can we still have a face? There's a little bitch lying here!
Well, even if you ignore Chu Nannan's big light bulb, you've been pregnant for more than two months. At this time, show love, but it's the most dangerous for pregnant women, okay?
What book?
I can't read!
Do you think you can make me succumb to beauty with a Book of life during pregnancy written by a sex wolf?
What a joke!
Well, in fact, it's not impossible for the couple to make a small joke and sneak in a little mood. In short, as long as they pay attention, they should still be able to avoid accidents.
Alas, I gave in, not because I was knocked down by beauty, but because I couldn't stand her complaining and telling me: you're leaving tomorrow. This is the last time our son has me after he was born, or even many years later, so I must listen to you.
I listened to you and fulfilled your wishes.
But you, after the little bitch wakes up, why don't you hide your face and run quickly with her? Excellent men are always so miserable. Sometimes they are trampled by more than two women, inhuman and shameless.
A whole night, plus a morning.
If I hadn't been strong enough, I would have returned to heaven by now. How could I lean on the Kang and stare at the ceiling in a daze and recall the crazy spring at that moment?
The sunset in the evening, through the gap of the curtain, quietly sprinkled on the white quilt, plated with a layer of soft gold, also makes the whole world look very peaceful and round.
There was not a trace of movement, so quiet that I could hear the sound of dust dancing in the sun.
The air was filled with the fragrance of two women mixed together, floating slowly with the weak air flow and reluctant to disperse for a long time.
Even their body fragrance is so nostalgic for the surrounding area, not to mention their people?
Fang Yuan slowly took a puff of smoke and sighed happily.
He knew that the reason why the two women "shamelessly" served him together was to hope that he would return to Moscow again.
As long as he is willing to go back, he can enjoy the happiness of "two women serving one husband" every day, and he will no longer pay attention to those troubles. He will live forever.
There was a moment when Fang Yuan was really excited. She almost promised Katyusha, who shouted like a cat and begged him not to leave, to go back to Russia with them.
He held back.
Because Katyusha once told him that he also had a wife in China called water shadow, a brother named Lin Wuer, a flower on the other side of the river with a very complex relationship with him, and a dog named donkey--
In addition to her (them), there are many people who think he is dead and are eager for him to appear suddenly.
Some men are destined not to enjoy this enviable stable life.
He is a born laborer. If he tries to change his fate, he may die miserably.
In order to live a long life -- well, Fang Yuan decided to go back.
Katyusha, you know too little.
In addition to Xia Xiaoyun and others, she doesn't know who has an unusual relationship with Fang Yuan.
More importantly, Katyusha didn't know who the enemy was.
How can a good man like Fang Yuan have no enemies?
Hum, she must have concealed a lot from me. She just wants to make me suffer enough when I go back in this way. She thinks it's best to stay with her, and then she will appear in front of her as soon as possible for maintenance.
Looking at the smoke curling away, Fang Yuan smiled and murmured to himself, "the reason why life is interesting is that tomorrow is full of too many uncertainties. How boring it would be to know everything in advance? "
For the sake of Katyusha and the little bitch who love themselves very much, Fangyuan found them a good reason to hide themselves. He was much more comfortable. He threw away his cigarette butts, went down to the Kang and walked into the bathroom with his arm.
The bathroom smelled of flowers, and the big bathtub was filled with water.
On the water, there are rose petals and three little white plastic ducks floating quietly on the water.
Fang Yuan walked over and squatted down slowly holding the bathtub. He found that a person's name was written on the three ducks.
On the duck on the left, Chu Nan is written in Chinese.
On the right, Katyusha's full name is written in Russian.
The one surrounded by two ducks has the same man's name written in two languages.
Those two infatuated women, ah, hope to touch the scenery in this way, and you can think of them when you see ducks in the future -- it's really uneducated.
Fang Yuan's right hand slowly reached into the bathtub, and the three plastic ducks drifted slowly to the edge of the jar with the scattered rose petals.
The water temperature is just right.
The two women were like guessing that Fang Yuan would wake up at this time. They filled up the hot water in advance. When he came in, the water temperature was just right.
Two ducks with a woman's name on them float forward.
The one with Fangyuan's name on it drifted in the opposite direction -- the three ducks drifted farther and farther, just as they returned to Moscow and Fangyuan wanted to return to China.
"The bathtub is so big, where can we float?"
Fang Yuan stretched his right hand under the water, forced the two ducks back to "himself" with his arms, smiled and bowed his head, and slowly got into the water like a snake without bones.
After holding it quietly underwater for a long time, he slowly floated up.
After being soaked in warm blisters for so long, his skin turned red with the acceleration of blood circulation, but his eyes had a cold color of disgust.
That's because he found that even if he lay underwater for three days and nights, he wouldn't suffocate.
When he was underwater, he didn't need to breathe, just like the legendary Water Ghost.
No one likes to be a water ghost.
Therefore, Fang Yuan hates his body very much now: it clearly has no living characteristics. Why can a woman get pregnant, hungry, thirsty and tired?
He can be a beggar driven around, and he doesn't want to become the ghost he is now!
However, he seems unable to change. He can only follow God's will and live disgustingly in this world, suffering many unknown hardships.
Perhaps, when God has had enough, he will let him go and let him report to hell with a long sigh of relief. Will he never be reborn?
When he dies, he will go to hell.
There, there are the most beautiful other shore flowers in the sky and the earth.
He lowered his head and looked at the other shore flower under his left shoulder.
It was still a little bit open. It was flirtatious in color. It was like a female ghost with a peerless face. She looked at him ferociously and smiled, making him suddenly angry for no reason. As soon as he pressed the edge of the cylinder with both hands, he got up and stepped out of the bathtub.
On the cabinet, there was a stack of brand-new clothes from head to toe.
Next to the clothes, there is a long knife.
The scabbard of shark skin is missing. It may have been taken away by Katyusha's child. It can be regarded as a souvenir after parting.
In this way, the quiet golden sunset can be sprinkled on it. With the change of the angle when walking around, it seems that there is a golden dragon turning on the sharp blade.
Katyusha told Fang Yuan that this knife has a name called Kunlun.
It is one of the seven sharpest knives in the world. It cuts iron like mud.
Indeed, it takes no effort to cut iron like mud and people's heads (those poor Oriental children).
Fang Yuan felt that with the sharp edge of this knife, he should easily cut his skin and pick out the annoying other shore flower under his left shoulder.
He can suffer, even if he dies -- as long as he can remove the broken flower.
When the blade flashed and brought up a golden streamer, the square circle had been severely cut under his left shoulder.
Such a sharp blade, cut under the shoulder, shouldn't there be a normal phenomenon of blood splashing?
No,
It's like cutting on thick rubber products with a wooden knife. It slipped with a stab, leaving only a faint white mark at most.
Fang Yuan was stunned and raised his knife again.
This time, he aimed the tip of his knife at his left shoulder and stabbed it with full seven points of strength.
This time, I saw blood.
But I only saw the color of blood, but no blood came out.
"Originally, I'm not immortal. That's good."
Fang Yuan looked down at the red dot, murmured, and threw it on the ground.
The quality of the wooden floor must not be very good, otherwise the square will be thrown out, and the knife tip will be cut into the wood.
"In fact, being invulnerable is not a bad thing. At the very least, when you are really desperate, you can also go to the streets to perform the stunt of piercing the throat with an iron gun. At that time, I will definitely bring out those woodlouse that have never seen the world and bring out the money.
After thinking that he could cheat people, Fang Yuan was happy, raised his foot and kicked the long knife: "at that time, I'll kick like this -- ah!"
Just now, when Fang Yuan wanted to use a stranger's knife to remove the broken flower under his left shoulder, it took a full seven points to barely see the red.
Now he is in a happy mood and doesn't want to kill himself. This kick to the long knife is purely caused by interest. Just show it
But he never dreamed that when the center of his foot just touched the blade, there was a sharp pain.
Mr. Fang, who was invulnerable to knives and guns, had his foot cut by a long knife, and blood flowed down the blade.
"Sleeping trough, what's going on? Does my invulnerable superpower suddenly disappear? "
The soles of his feet were extremely painful. As soon as he sat down with his feet in his arms, he blackened before his eyes and fell on his back to the floor.