Chapter 645

After death, I hope that the coffin can be filled with potatoes and can be eaten while dead -- this wish is really not too high.

According to Fang Yuan's ability at that time, let alone the old man's hope that the coffin after death can be filled with potatoes, that is, ten women... As long as he puts it forward, Fang Yuan can break his precepts and kill people, and he can also be satisfied.

The old man who took him in and raised him when he was about to freeze to death in the street at the age of 13 may have been supported by potatoes in his last life, otherwise he would never love potatoes so much in his life.

I don't care whether the area is big or small. I call him old potato.

But Tudou always had this little wish. At that time, he was "famous in the Jianghu", but he didn't help him realize it.

After learning that Tudou had died of a heart attack, he was "doing business" on the other side of the ocean and rushed back as fast as possible. His body had been cremated.

Fang Yuan always thought that although Kunlun was the granddaughter of Tudou, he was the grandson of the old thing.

Is it better to kiss a grandson than a granddaughter?

So my grandson feels that he will not be held accountable for his granddaughter's failure to take care of the old potato for the time being, but he will have to wait until he comes back to handle the funeral of the old man.

At least, let his grandson look at potatoes at last?

Just when he came back as fast as he could -- the old potato was cremated.

The urn containing ashes can't lie in the coffin like a dead body, wearing the most orthodox shroud and surrounded by hundreds of kilograms of potatoes.

Why are potatoes cremated before Fangyuan comes back?

The reason is very simple - Kunlun, which caused a terrible disaster, was frightened after Tudou died, and hid in the mountains like a fool, afraid that Fangyuan would strangle her.

Kunlun knows better than anyone that she respects or loves the old man than anyone, including her granddaughter.

Because she was greedy for a cup, which led to Tudou's old heart attack, Kunlun didn't get to the hospital in time and died, so Kunlun didn't dare to face it. He just imagined whether Fang Yuan would strangle her, so he hurriedly hid in the mountains.

Hospitals only see doctors to save people, but they are not charities. Although they sometimes have a fever in their head and do some good deeds - for example, they will allocate special funds to send an old thing that is dead and left unattended to the crematorium to turn him into a pile of organic fertilizer.

After hiding in the mountains for two days, I realized that hiding in Kunlun was not the way after all. When I came to the hospital again, the old potato had become a handful of ashes.

Then -- then, no matter how Kunlun knelt down and admitted his mistake, Fang Yuan left without looking back after burying the old potato.

That year, Fang Yuan never saw Kunlun again after he left, nor did he return to the old potato grave.

He didn't see Kunlun because he couldn't find a reason to kill Tudou's old granddaughter.

He didn't come to the grave because he had no face to see old potato--

He was very worried that when he came back to the grave, potatoes would always come out of the grave, grabbed his ear and asked him: you little rabbit, you promised me to fill my coffin with potatoes after my death. Why did you let me be burned into a handful of organic fertilizer?

Potato always only likes to eat potatoes, but he doesn't want to become a handful of organic fertilizer to support the white fat of potatoes (potato boss describes his favorite potatoes in this way) and let others eat them.

Just don't old potatoes think: dead people are good fertilizer that can make potatoes grow white and fat?

So Fang Yuan felt that when Tudou always told him about his wish, he must have drunk too much to forget it.

But anyway, Fang Yuan didn't fulfill his benefactor's wish. After his death, he broke his original oath, killed, and became a shameless disciple.

"In fact, I also know that you hope more than anyone, well, if you really exist in the world for us."

Fang Yuan pulled out a straw stalk and held it in his mouth before he continued: "I hope I can forgive Kunlun. Although she killed you, it was your granddaughter after all. Well, if you can tell me that, I can forgive her now. But let's say it's a deal, just like I asked you to praise me before. You have to search all the stolen things. "

No one can understand the relationship between Fangyuan and Tudou, even Kunlun.

They are clearly not related by blood, but Tudou is older than holding him and closer than his granddaughter.

Generally speaking, two people who are very close will not care too much about face.

So Mr. Tudou is shameless. He tries to search for the stolen things around and is complacent about it.

Fang Yuan is also very cheap. Before being searched, he would like to be cut with a knife. He tightly covered the money bag and said with red eyes that he would give the old thing a move to "touch heaven and earth fire" to kill him.

But in the end, even if he howls miserably, the most he can do is to change the old thing and say, "good filial grandson, I didn't feed you for 1718 days. I finally know how to be filial to the old man. At first glance, I know that it's my grandson who accidentally lost outside. This thief looks like me.".

Whose grandfather can remember how many days he raised his grandson like old potato?

The two of them just like this kind of fleshy robbery and enjoy it.

In fact, Fang Yuan is very clear that no matter how much money he stole from the outside, the old potato donated all his money except for drinking and eating potatoes.

Instead of donating to charities, Tudou turned into an oriental version of Santa Claus and directly took the money to break open the windows of people who urgently need money to see a doctor and support their families.

Fang Yuan stole from Kunlun and all over the world. In order to steal, they didn't hesitate to kill and play with their lives - but no matter how much they stole, they couldn't beat the old failure of potatoes. They always called them and cried for poverty. They said that if they didn't send money back, he would quickly drag a stick to beg for food all over the street, and scolded him for raising two unfilial white eyed wolves.

Later, Fang Yuan was selected as the seven killers by chance.

He thought that he didn't have to be a thief at last. He stole things from the poor old man all over the world. From then on, he could become a decent man... Make a new start.

Just a good dream didn't last long, he was framed by night soul searching, and was expelled by the old man impolitely in the middle of the night.

After the hope of reform was dashed, Fangyuan completely degenerated and took practical actions to vent his dissatisfaction with this society. It took Kunlun only a few years to create the name of stealing saints.

Just when he was happy, the potato died of old age.

Then Fang Yuan left Kunlun.

Then he met the flower demon.

Then, the robber, who used to be roaring with cowhide, took the donkey and mouse to the king of Tang.

Finally, just like the man who woke up from "Nanke's dream", Fang Yuan had a new understanding of the world and came to the old potato grave he hadn't been to for many years.

How he hoped that the shameless voice of old potato came from the dark night with the dawn: good grandson, forgive Kunlun. At least, she's my granddaughter. No matter how good you are at killing people, you're not as good as her. With her by your side, who dares to bully you and make you half dead for more than half a year?

Fang Yuan is waiting.

When the old potato's voice came from the dawn, he stared at the other side.

Unfortunately, even if he was about to stare out his eyes, father-in-law sun showed a small blushing face and worried about whether he saw that he had done nothing good last night, the old potato's voice didn't come.

Whether it's heaven or earth.

It was the round belly that growled.

"Well, that's what you say. Well, but I have to think about it before I can give you the answer. "

After thinking about it for a second, Fang Yuan turned over and sat up, turned around and patted the grave, and said faintly, "I promised you and completely forgive Kunlun -- look, I'm such a soft hearted person. I'm never willing to kill when I don't want to kill."

"Well, it's dawn. I have to go."

Fang Yuan bent his knees and stood up, patted the withered grass on his ass and said seriously, "don't send it. Please stay. I'm afraid your ugly appearance will scare grinde and the donkey."

"Of course, today is your memorial day. I have to celebrate -- well, have a big meal, potato meal. I hope the donkey likes it. That cheap dog doesn't like vegetarianism now. It's not good. It will cause high blood pressure."

Fang Yuan took a few steps, stopped again and began to untie his belt: "do you want to compare with me? Who of us pees farther? In those days, you always told me that when you were young, you could pee three times against the wind. It must be blowing. "

The wind is blowing.

The fallen leaves hit grinde on the nose. When the donkey kindly extended his mouth to remove it, the sleepy foreigner just opened his eyes. Then he gave a strange cry, raised his hand and pushed away the kind donkey, and then there were all kinds of legal subjects.

The donkey won't be so uncivilized as a dead foreigner. At most, he looked at his head with disdainful eyes, turned his mouth, and showed a thief's smile.

Greene was more angry and hated a big brother: Why did I have to shave my head like a big light bulb?

In fact, the donkey is more bitter -- it doesn't like the big brother to dress it up as a leopard dog with dye at all.

"Hey, hey, I've learned narcissism now, haven't I?"

Just as grinde touched his bald head, he was dejected, and a proud laugh came from behind.

"I'm not narcissistic. I'm just very uncomfortable."

Greene is good everywhere. This is not good. He can say what he has in mind and lie to meet the leaders without knowing anything.

"Really uncomfortable? Well, I have to bear it, as long as I feel comfortable. "

Fang Yuandao carries his hands on his back and wears the colorful clothes woven by the sun. The dust fairy floats past Greene like that: "after going down the mountain, buy a pair of big sunglasses and put them on, and then plug a useless Bluetooth into his ears, so that he can have the appearance of professional minions, which can show that Ben is more like a civilized man, okay?"

Greene knew that round brother let him shave into an electric light and shave off his favorite moustache in order to look more like minions and teeth to set off the image of civilization.

Oh, he made the yellow hair of the donkey into leopard pattern, just to make people think he took a leopard shopping.

But even so, it's just a soil leopard -- after watching the donkey yawn and get up in tears and lazily follow brother yuan, the mood of professional minions immediately improved a lot.

"Hurry up. I'll treat you to a big meal today."

Fang Yuan looked back and stared at the donkey who wanted to find a place to lie down.

As soon as I heard that it was a big meal, not only the donkey came to the spirit, but now green, who was so hungry with his heart close to his back, also had bright eyes: "do you eat seafood?"

"If you eat too much seafood, you will have indigestion."

Fang Yuan said slowly, "I'll treat you to potato dinner."