The dead foreigner laughed wildly and waved to the onlookers to cool off. Then he slipped Qin Dachuan off the ground and stuffed him into the car like a dead dog.
Just like knowing that brother Dachuan was most afraid of dogs, the dead foreigner didn't take any binding measures for him. He just let the cheap dog called donkey sit behind, jumped into the car, honked his horn and went west.
Along the way, the dead foreigner laughed wildly and said that he had hair. Even the dog stretched out his tongue and almost licked Qin Dachuan's face. He was too scared to move.
Qin Dachuan can also think with his feet why the dead foreigner said with a wild smile: grandma, brother Dachuan is worth 3 million!
Thinking that he had created such a big profit for others, but he couldn't get any benefits, Qin Dachuan couldn't help feeling sad from his heart, and his tears couldn't stop falling down.
"Chum, are you still crying?"
When the dead foreigner Greene looked back at him, he had no sympathy on his face. He only made Qin Dachuan disgusted and proud: "tell my friends, what did you do before you were wanted by the police?"
You are a dead foreigner, but also what is the woodlouse's death? Lao Tzu just doesn't say, how dare you drop me?
Qin Dachuan sucked his nose and turned to look out of the window.
He found that the car had driven out of the county and ran wildly in the suburbs.
Eh, why didn't this guy send me to the county branch?
Qin Dachuan was a little strange and asked Greene, "where are you going to send me?"
"Hum."
After being ignored by Qin Dachuan just now, Greene was very upset. Then he hummed and replied with a grim smile, "you can't dream of that place. Barren mountains, wild mountains, solitary graves, potatoes -- in short, you will be very surprised when you go to that place. "
When the factors of barren mountains, wild mountains and solitary graves are combined, they seem to be very similar to random graves.
What place is luanfenggang?
Nature is the best place to ignore human life.
It turned out that they were too lazy to send me to the police station to go through the procedure. They just wanted to take me to the random grave and kill me on the spot.
Alas, I've lost a Xia in the world since then -- just, what's the matter with potatoes? Do you want me to eat potatoes before I die?
incorrect!
When Qin Dachuan thought of this, his hair stood up and quacked, "you, you want to kill me and bury me in the ground as fertilizer to grow potatoes?"
"Ha ha!"
Grinde laughed wildly again.
The dog seemed to be laughing and trembling.
This man, a dog, just like the devil, held Qin Dachuan's throat, leaving him without a little strength and the courage to resist. He sat there like a dead man.
The dead foreigner's laughter was like being cut off by a knife. After it suddenly stopped, he said in a gloomy tone: "when you die and are buried in the potato field, every night with the moon, a young man will squat on the ground, look at the rows of potatoes with the eyes of his wife, and ask, 'how are you doing there?'
With the description of the dead foreigner, Qin Dachuan subconsciously looked out of the window.
The night sky outside is so beautiful. A bright moon hangs overhead. The moonlight is like mercury scattered on the earth.
In front of Qin Dachuan's eyes, a young man slowly floated up, squatted on the ground, looked at the rows of potatoes under his feet, and asked in a low voice, "are you okay over there?"
"Don't you say?"
Fang Yuan smiled, looked back at the small grave and muttered, "are you unwilling to say or don't want to tell me that you didn't go there?"
"Well, I haven't thought of anything wrong until now."
Fang Yuan sighed, squatted on the ground, looked up at the bright moon in the sky and said like a Dreamer: "for example, Kunlun, she should know better than anyone what position you occupy in my heart. Even if she killed you, she shouldn't be scared to escape into the barren mountain and come out two days later. "
"When she comes out, your body has been cremated."
Fang Yuan picked up a dead grass and held it in his mouth: "no matter what, she should guard your body and wait until I come back -- it sounds reasonable that she fled into the barren mountain after you died for fear that I would blame her. But, old potato, I think you should know what kind of person she is better than me. If there were no special reason, how could Kunlun escape into the barren mountains? "
"How did you scare her?"
The withered grass stalk is not as good as green grass at all. Fang Yuan opened his mouth and spit out: "and when you leave that black white eyed stone fish for me, will I use it one day to restore no signs of life?"
"What about the fish?
Where is it?
What happens if I find both fish and put them together?
Old potato, can you tell me this clearly and die again?
I promise, when you die again, I will bury you with potatoes and let you eat while you die. "
Fang Yuan is like a magic barrier. When he murmurs here, he sees two snow-white pillars of light moving rapidly from a distance to the foot of the mountain.
"Well, what's wrong with Greene today?"
Looking at the speeding car, the surrounding area is a little strange.
In the past, when this guy went to the county to get food, he could ink outside as long as he could. When he came back, he drove the car out of the ox cart.
Think about it. If you are a normal person, you don't want to live in the wild mountains and guard a solitary grave.
But tonight, Greene drove Buick out of the speed of Ferrari, regardless of how rough the road is (dirt road, many small pits), mooing and a yellow dragon (dust) appears, just like a mad dog chasing and biting him behind him.
By the bright moonlight, I didn't see anyone behind the car.
"Maybe this guy is crazy. Well, I can forgive him. Young people, it's not good to hold it all the time."
Fang Yuan smiled and lit a cigarette.
Qin Dachuan also wants to smoke.
In the past, when he was most nervous about gambling, he would smoke one by one, as if smoking could change his bad luck.
He also made this request to the dead foreigner.
But for this little request, the dead foreigner didn't meet him. He just pulled him off the car with a grim smile, asked the donkey to follow, and climbed up the mountain along the sheep's intestines path.
Greene asked the donkey to follow Qin Dachuan, because he finally saw that brother Dachuan was particularly afraid of dogs: with the donkey, Qin Dachuan didn't even have the strength to escape.
"Let go of me, I will go myself!"
When Qin Dachuan was pushed by a dead foreigner to the top of the hill, the donkey ran past him -- as long as he could leave him three meters away, lose his strength and temper, he would miraculously return to his place.
"Qin Dachuan, be careful. Don't step on the potatoes, or the donkey will bite you."
Grinde smiled grimly and pushed him on the back again.
"Shit, be careful I turn against you!"
When Qin Dachuan scolded, he saw a man.
The man looked at the moon and the mercury like moonlight sprinkled on his face, so Qin Dachuan could see this face clearly.
"Am I, am I going to die?"
Qin Dachuan thought he might be dead.
If you didn't die, how could you see a dead man who had died for more than a year?
Don't think that brother Dachuan can't recognize the person standing in front of him in the dark night.
But when and how did brother Dachuan die? Why didn't he feel at all? Just like climbing a mountain, he stepped into the underworld and saw the dead?
Cold moon, barren mountains, solitary graves, dead people.
With a thump, Qin Dachuan heard the sound of swallowing his saliva, and then breathed a long sigh of relief: "Hoo -- it's better to die, and the province will flee all over the world like a lost dog. When he hears the sound of the siren, his legs and stomach will turn cramps."
The dead man said, "Qin Dachuan, what bad things have you done to be forced to look like this bear?"
"Especially, everyone is dead. What else do you drag with me?"
Qin Dachuan scolded, walked up to the dead man, took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit a beautiful one, took a sip, turned around, glanced at the surrounding environment, and exclaimed, "Fangyuan, you're looking for a good place to live in Feng Shui, left Qinglong, right white, tiger, and a small shack."
"Ask you, what have you done?"
"What the hell did I do?"
When Qin Dachuan said "shit", he looked at the donkey with some fear, and then said with his eyes facing the sky, "it's just to stab a garbage bullying Xiaobing with a knife, and then run away."
"Who bullied Xiaobing?"
"Siminda."
"What does siminda do?"
"A director of the airline is about to be promoted to vice president. I saw that Xiaobing was beautiful and wanted to make up her mind. After being rejected, I was stunned at the high-level meeting of the company and rejected Xiaobing's assessment results. I didn't say, but I had to arrange Xiaobing to clean up. Grass, I won't kill him? "
After Qin Changcheng spit heavily on the ground, he suddenly thought of something: "don't you know these?"
Fang Yuan shook his head: "I don't know. I just heard from Greene that your wanted warrant appeared in the county town. Who am I going to ask about your specific crime? It's so far away. "
Fang Yuan didn't lie.
He now lives in the wild mountains, surrounded only by Greene and Li Datou, the boss of private dishes. He can only contact the goats far away from the Pearl (now, he pays close attention to the wind and grass on the Pearl side, and there are water shadow and Kunlun on the king of Tang, so everything is basically free). I didn't expect Qin Dachuan to be wanted at the meeting.
"Cut, aren't you a dead man?"
Qin Dachuan sneered, "don't the dead know everything about the world? But you don't know anything. It seems that you're not a qualified dead man. "
Fang Yuan was stunned for a moment before he finally figured out why the guy wasn't scared to scream (damn it), and didn't see his brother-in-law's ecstasy -- it turned out that he thought he was dead and this was the underworld.
Well, this place is really like hell. Why didn't I find it before?
Fang Yuan glanced around and said to Greene, "do you have any good way to make the dead live?"
"Brother yuan, leave it to me. Hey hey!"
The No. 2 running dog, who was smoking next to him, smiled grimly at his words, spit out his cigarette end, and walked over like a gorilla.
Violence can not only turn the living into the dead, but also sometimes turn the dead into the living.
Like Qin Dachuan, who has been hit by Greene's left hook several times in succession, he finally woke up suddenly in the severe pain and howled and scolded: "lying in the groove, you're a grandson, you're not dead!"
"Oh, another bullshit."
After Qin Dachuan was knocked down on the ground by Greene, Fang Yuan sighed, put his hands behind his back, looked up at the bright moon in the sky, and said faintly, "if I die, how boring the world should be?"