"Are you sure you can be friends around?"
Said the goat, rising from the steps.
Seeing the dignified look on his face, Lin Wuer realized something and quickly stood up.
"Yes."
The mouse came from the darkest corner to the middle of the hall.
This is an old man with a height of no more than 1.5 meters and a weight of up to 80 kilograms. He is bald and has small eyes. He looks more obscene than the monkey king.
However, in his small eyes, there was a light that he shouldn't have at his age.
As the mouse came out, other people in the zodiac also went upstairs and back door to the hall and stood behind him. Everyone tried to raise their chest and looked at the goat without blinking.
These people are male and female, tall and short, fat and thin. The only thing they have in common is that they are all about 60. They can be called a group of old people.
No wonder the goat just said that they have been on the road for forty years.
Such a group of old thieves who have struggled in the international arena for 40 years by relying on the art of chicken singing and dog stealing can never live to this day without quite tacit cooperation and the spirit of helping each other in the same boat.
The goat also raised his chest, and his voice was lighter: "then, can you tell me what you have to do to become friends around the world, instead of betraying the benefactor for the benefit of your group as before?"
"On the eighth day of the twelfth lunar month last year, my son and my dear granddaughters have emigrated to a country in northern Europe. When I saw them off, I told them that from that moment on, I had nothing to do with them. "
The monkey king Qian took a step forward, smiled silently and said, "they also agreed. But I know that no matter where they live in the future, they are my descendants and the continuation of my life. "
Tiger sister then stood up and said faintly, "I don't have my own children, but I have a nephew who has become an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences. He is already a pillar of the country. No matter what I do, no one dares to implicate him. "
"And me."
Agkistrodon halys smiled sadly and said, "my 27 year old daughter just got married last month -- hehe, she certainly doesn't know that the old thing she helped once and gave her hundreds of millions of money will be her own father."
Twelve zodiac animals, twelve people, stood up one by one and told the goat why they were sure to become friends around.
No one has any worries.
No one will use their family to force them to do what they don't want to do but have to do.
They are now a group of old men and women who do not accept the world, but they have always maintained the proud record of "the longest time of debut and no damage for decades" in the international arena.
After solving their own worries, they have completed the great task entrusted by their parents to carry on the family line for their family. From then on, they can finally live for themselves.
Live as they want.
To be a friend around is to find a big backer.
With big backers, they can live a healthy life for most old people.
The goat looked at them, smiled slowly, but said nonsense: "just a friend, not a brother?"
"Goat, how long have you been treated as a brother by him?"
The mouse sneered and then whispered, "in fact, it is an extravagant hope for us that he is willing to treat us as friends. After all, we are all buried in the neck. Fang Yuan is still young. How can he give it to our useless old immortals? "
"I'm sure he'll treat you as friends!"
Lin Wuer stepped to the door and looked at the old people who were in a sad mood for a moment. Her eyes were red and she said loudly, "as long as you can really treat him!"
"Really!?"
The mouse and others asked in unison, "can you guarantee that if we treat him sincerely, we can become his and friends?"
Lin Wuer clenched her teeth, raised her hand and hit the door glass.
There was a loud bang, the glass was shattered, and blood came out quickly from the back of Lin Wuer's right hand.
The goat exclaimed and rushed over to bandage her wound, but Lin Wuer pushed her down the steps and shouted to the mouse and others: "of course I can guarantee! If he doesn't agree, I'll break his teeth like breaking this glass! "
Before Lin Wuer's words fell, the group of old men rushed to the window like crazy. Behind the door, they waved their fists and smashed the glass. They hissed with a crying cavity: "as long as he can treat us as friends, if we don't really treat him, we will be broken like this glass!"
The goats standing outside the door looked at these crazy old things smashing in the local restaurant, roaring and swearing, laughing, crying and even singing. They raised their hands and hugged their heads with a headache, looking like they could not stand the pain.
But when he came to the side of the road and looked at the end of the long street in the west, he smiled proudly on his old face and murmured, "boy, how can you thank me for receiving twelve abnormal younger brothers for you? But to be honest, I didn't expect the dance to be so involved. "
"Hoo, in fact, it was dance's investment that completely dispelled the doubts of those old people. They were determined to be your running dog crying and shouting."
The goat walked slowly to the West with his hands on his back: "boy, I know you must think the future is difficult and dangerous. You don't want to involve too many people, so you decided to work in the dark. Just, have you ever thought that one day, you will jump out. "
"In that case, even if you have great skills, you still need a group of excellent men?"
The goat looked back at the dawn of the East and smiled more happily: "I'm old and afraid of death. I just want to do more good deeds in my life to offset the Yin damage I've committed before. Of course, I won't be a dog leg for you. Fortunately, a group of old guys with abnormal heads can replace me, hehe. God, you are so kind to me that I feel embarrassed. "
Sorry goat, when he walked forward with his hands on his back, Lou Xiang had come to a crossroads.
In the four directions of the intersection, you can't see a car or a person. Only the traffic lights are constantly changing to remind building Xiang: you're already a dead man. There's no need to abide by the traffic rules of the world.
As like as two peas in the streets, no one in the street, no cars, all of them are just like the buildings in Hunan.
On the high-rise buildings on both sides of the street, some windows have been lit, people can be seen faintly, and even people stick their heads out from inside and look down.
Behind the dawn of the sky, it is incomparably familiar.
It turns out that there is no difference between the underworld and the world of the sun, except that you can't see the same people -- oh, the same ghosts.
Lou Xiang didn't know how long he had gone.
Subconsciously, she should have walked for at least three days and nights.
In these three days and nights, she did not see a person, a car, nor the sun. She could only see the bright starry sky and the endless long street under the orange street lights.
Building Xiang feels that there should be at least hundreds of thousands of permanent residents in such a large city, whether people or ghosts.
But why, three days and three nights passed, but she didn't see anyone?
Her shoes have long been lost.
When I was alive, my little white feet stepped on the cold road. I don't know when the soles of my feet have been cut by something. The blood has solidified and I can't feel a little pain.
The unpleasant smell on her body was also blown away by the Yin wind, which made her feel much more comfortable.
After taking a deep breath of the fresh air with moisture, the building looked to the right side of the intersection -- that side is the direction of going home.
She didn't know how long she had to walk to see Jianfeng mountain, which she was most familiar with.
But she knows very well: no matter how far the road is, as long as she keeps walking, she can finally come to the end.
"Why don't you go home yet? It's about to dawn. "
A man's voice suddenly sounded from behind the building Xiang: "after dawn, you can't walk in the sun, otherwise your soul will disperse, and you can't set foot on the huangquan road of reincarnation, enjoy the blooming flowers on both sides of the road, and drink the Mengpo soup carefully prepared by Mengpo."
When the man's voice sounded, the corner of Lou Xiang's eyes jumped violently, but he held back. After he finished, he slowly turned around.
She saw a man -- there was a blood hole in the left forehead of the man. The blood was flowing down his cheeks like a small snake. His eyes were dull, his mouth was half open, and the whole man had no vitality.
If it had been put in the past, building Xiang would have passed out directly after seeing such a man on the empty night street.
Now she's not afraid.
Because she is also a ghost, a lonely ghost.
Lou Xiang felt that just as she was a personal hero alive, she had to be a ghost hero when she died.
Are you afraid that a male ghost will die in the head?
make fun of.
Building Xiang Ding looked at the man whose head turned mechanically and said softly, "you -- cough, who are you? Why do I look familiar when I look at you? "
"I'm Qin Dachuan, remember?"
Qin Dachuan said, raised his hand, wiped the blood on the blood hole in his forehead, filled it in his mouth and sucked his fingers: "Tut, your blood is delicious -- my little sister is Qin Xiaobing."
I remember.
When she was bored, she casually ordered Si Mingda to clean up Qin Xiaobing. As a result, Qin Dachuan ran to the airport like a fool and gave him a knife in front of so many people.
Later, under the interference of water shadow, Qin Dachuan escaped from the king of Tang smoothly.
She doesn't care whether Lou Xiang is alive or dead.
She was only interested in meeting 'acquaintances' here: "didn't you run away and die?"
"I fled to Lingnan, but the police found me. When I was pursued, I just resisted a little, and the bullet -- "
Qin Dachuan said, raising his right hand and drawing a pistol, put it on the bleeding forehead, and made a bullet in his mouth: "with a bang, I had a hole in my head. Oh, by the way, I actually died in your hands, didn't I? "
"Yes, yes."
Lou Xiang stepped back, clenched his fists and asked in a low voice, "do you want to revenge me?"
"Why should I take revenge on you?"
Qin Dachuan asked her strangely, "now everyone is dead. What can I do to you if I take revenge on you?"
Lou Xiang was relieved and asked, "then why are you looking for me?"
"I want you to taste my blood."
Qin Dachuan said, stretching out his right hand with blood: "it's sweet and delicious, just like strawberry jam."
"I, I don't eat!"
Lou Yuxiang quickly stepped back and asked, "the underworld is so big. Why do I only see yourself?"