At this moment, Zhang Yi, terrified, mistook Fang Yuan for Sun Gang.
She slowly raised her hand, reached out to the face and whispered, "Xiaogang, can you finally hold me with your heart? Do you know how long I've been waiting for this day? "
"I don't know. Well, what, leader Zhang, you stand firm -- there is a third person present. If it gets out, it will have a bad impact on you. "
Fang Yuan coughed. His right hand naturally slid along Zhang Yi's back to her neck. With a little force, she straightened her backward leaning body, and his left hand still held her small waist.
God can guarantee that Fangyuan doesn't intend to eat the tofu of the leader.
Only those stupid people will expect to have something to tell with beautiful beauty leaders.
Fang Yuan is not a fool. Even if someone hit him hard on the back of the head, he will not forget that it was "he" who killed Zhang Yi's cousin Qi Guangzong. It is estimated that others will not miss any chance to hit him.
At this time, what's the difference between having an affair with a beautiful leader, eating her little tofu and peeing and drinking?
Fang Yuan held her for fear that once he released his hand, the leader would turn into a rolling gourd and roll down the mountain. Isn't that a sin?
Amitabha, goodness, goodness.
However, when the little face of the female leader, which looks very old-fashioned but actually pretty, turns red, it means that she will be ashamed and angry. She will almost cover up her disorderly and foolish behavior by raising her hand and pumping others' mouths... Do you want to loosen her hand and let her become a rolling gourd?
Forget it. For the sake of frightening others just now, she slapped me. It's not too painful anyway.
Shit, even if a buddy is willing to be smoked or beaten by you, don't use your milk strength. I really think a buddy is as cheap as a donkey. The more he is abused by a beautiful woman, the happier he will be!
Bai Shengsheng's small hand, holding the unique cool breath of early summer in Lihua mountain, pulled hard to the square cheeks, he resolutely looked back and released his left hand.
"Ah -- ouch!"
He slapped his vacated wings, screamed again, leaned back and fell back.
I don't know if she regretted it. She thanked her brothers for their help with this vulgar behavior.
Forget it, the old potato always says that a real man won't see the same thing as a woman. Forgive her for once.
Alas, I don't know if it's cheap.
Fang Yuan sighed in his heart, reached out again in time and hugged Zhang Yi.
Worried that she would repeat her old tricks, she tried Mr. Fang's patience one after another. She twisted her heels and turned half around, just like an old rogue dancing tango with a beautiful partner on the dance floor, holding Zhang Yi directly above herself.
In this way, even if Zhang Yi falls down again, he just needs to close his eyes and block her with a mountain like body.
I don't want to hug her anymore, even if the woman's waist is very elastic and her hips are as round as the full moon.
Amitabha, goodness is goodness. Emptiness is color, and color is emptiness. A beautiful woman is a pink skeleton, and a pink skeleton is just leader Zhang. It's untrustworthy, untrustworthy.
As soon as the body stood firm, he raised his hand again to fan the wings of the past. When he saw Fang Yuan's compassionate shaking head and sighing, he was stunned. He suddenly woke up and took a step back. After standing firm, he whispered, "get out!"
"The mountain is so high that I get away when I'm sick."
Fang Yuan looked back at the foot of the mountain. After disdaining his mouth, he couldn't help stirring up poison tongue: "leader Zhang, can you be more rational? I saw that you were going to fall, so I saved you in time. How can you mistakenly think that I want to take the opportunity to eat your tofu. You're a half old Xu Niang. She's thicker than a bucket, and her ass is bigger than a grinding plate. Milk and that thing are like big gourds under two shelves, and she has a rigid and stupid face. Unless you're sick, you'll have that kind of unreasonable thoughts about you. It's really inexplicable. "
The idiom "referring to a deer as a horse" can't describe Fang Yuan's mean face of lying with his eyes open at this time.
Yes, Zhang Yi is a few years older than Fang Yuan. Because of his work, he can only dress up as an old face.
But she dares to swear that once she unties the green silk behind her head and changes into a trendy dress only worn by urban girls, she will make everyone except her husband marvel at her slender legs, slender waist, pear blossom mountain chest and Daji like charming face.
Even if she doesn't dress up like that, as it is now, the blind can see how graceful and perfect vicious body is hidden under the old-fashioned coat.
This bastard, who is not blind, how can he say this?
God knows.
When Fang Yuan held Zhang Yi for the first time and was scolded to go away, he would only smile generously and turn around to move on.
If you have done something wrong, you should be scolded.
But why did she abuse herself like a martyr when she rescued her in time for the second time? What's the reason?
I really think my buddy is the kind of cowardly man who can't do anything to women and can't talk?
Leader, my friend has shown mercy to you without saying that you have a rigid face. Don't think we ordinary people are easy to bully!
"You, you -- you!"
Zhang Yi wants to vomit blood.
At the moment, what kind of cultivation, Guan Wei, is of no use in front of such bastards who hold women as women.
Fang Yuan saw that she had a violent trend, quickly stepped back, stood next to her, pointed to the foot of the mountain and said, "if you can't think of it, you can roll down by yourself. I'll never stop it this time."
If he rolls down, he can let God chop this bastard to death. Zhang Yi will never hesitate.
But now it's sunny. It doesn't look like thunder at all. Zhang Yi can only bite his lower lip and turn around and walk up the mountain.
Han Miao's name is worthy of a wonderful word. He is also a wonderful person. When Zhang Yi was held in Fang Yuan's arms for the first time, he turned around knowingly, looked at the pear flowers all over the mountains and sighed in his heart: ah, the pear blossom season is so beautiful.
Zhang Yi, who is not in a beautiful mood at all, hasn't gone wild after being severely satirized. That is, she wants to see what bastard Fang wants to do!
Fang bastard had no purpose. He took the opportunity to bring leader Zhang to Lihua mountain for only two reasons.
The first one was that he felt that when he beat Sun Gang, his hand seemed to be a little heavy.
This idea is mainly because Zhang Yi told him that Sun Gang lost his male function.
Any man, after losing his male function, will be distorted, cynical and abnormal.
If he had known that he was abnormal, Fang Yuan didn't need to be so cruel when he abused his mother. At most, it would be better to incite poison tongue and scold him more abnormally.
What a big deal. The tongue can solve the problem. Is it necessary to do it?
Mr. Fang, who feels a little guilty about Sun Gang, wants to make up for it: your wife is not the second leader of the economy dominated by the king of Tang Dynasty, so I'll give her a great political achievement and let her show off, which can be regarded as making up for your loss of teeth.
Without the local government paying a penny, it is absolutely the gospel of Zhang Yi to build an old road in disrepair and an orphanage in Lihua mountain. No one can deny his great political achievements.
The second reason Fang Yuan invited Zhang Yi to Lihua mountain was because she was the second in command of the king of Tang.
Don't look at many leaders who don't do their business and give people a leg to trip up. This kind of work is very smooth.
So, although Fang Yuan can easily get the approval (including all the necessary procedures for creating the future orphanage), he can start working without paying attention to the leaders of the king of the Tang Dynasty, but the old ancestor said well: the county magistrate is better than the present one.
Since the orphanage is to be built in the Tang Dynasty, it can't get around the strong support of the leaders here, even if it's just attitude and verbal, it's also very important.
As for Zhang Yi, he said that he bought Lihua mountain for some legendary treasures - shit, a fool believes that Fang Yuan won't believe that there are any treasures under this poor mountain.
I really thought there would be no grave robbers after the goat washed his hands in the golden basin?
Do you really think the "looking for loss" working group, which has been tossing around in the mountains for a long time, is a white rice?
Mr. Fang's surprised response was just a prank to coax the leaders.
Unexpectedly, he almost scared the leader into a rolling gourd.
Well, it's my friend's fault. For the smooth completion of the orphanage, I can't make such low-level mistakes again in the future.
But the leader's figure is really good. It's really pathetic that Sun Gang's silly bird didn't enjoy such a beautiful woman.
What's more, it's a pity to watch the beauty grow old alone, her face is gone, her body becomes thicker, her ass is loose, and the earth is dry and cracked. It's really the sin of men all over the world.
"Woof, woof!"
The donkey's cry interrupted some melancholy in Fang Yuan's heart. Looking up, he unknowingly walked up Lihua mountain.
Seeing a yellow haired local dog beating chicken blood, he rushed over and walked in front of Zhang Yi. He was so scared that he hurried back.
"Don't be afraid, this is my brother. As long as you don't think about it, it won't hurt you."
But he didn't dare to scare the leaders. Fang Yuan hurriedly took two steps and stood in front of Zhang Yi.
"Nonsense, a dog, how can I make up his mind?"
Zhang Yi stared at the donkey's abdomen standing up and jumping on the square body. His face turned red. He said in a low voice, "asshole, aren't you afraid of being hit by thunder if you humiliate me like this?"
"I humiliate you? Why did I humiliate you again? "
Fang Yuan looked back at Zhang Yi in wonder. He was about to say something. He suddenly understood and scolded: "lying in the slot, leader Zhang, your mind is too dirty? I said don't take my brother's idea. I mean don't expect to kill him to eat meat, but you thought -- alas, no wonder they say that being an official has the richest imagination and creativity. Sure enough! "
"Fang Yuan, do you want me to die?"
Zhang Yi almost cried and asked.
"No, No."
Seeing that the leader wanted to jump off the cliff next to him, Fang Yuan quickly shook his head, pointed to the front and turned off the topic: "leader Zhang, in fact, there is still a scenic spot in Lihua mountain. It is said that this Taoist temple has a history of more than 1000 years, but it was destroyed after a fire burned an old man who contracted Lihua mountain the year before last. "
"Which bastard set fire?"
In order to cover up his embarrassment, Zhang Yi quickly responded: "if I know, hum, I have to catch him and let him sit through the bottom of the prison and dare to destroy places of interest!"
That bastard is me.
For the sake of the collapse of Zhang's leadership spirit, Fang Yuan had to resist the counterattack and said, "who knows, maybe it's God's meaning? Some things live too long and should go back. The Taoist temple will not be destroyed, the old man will not die, and I can't do good here. "
"Why do you sound so awkward when you say you want to do good?"
Zhang Yi asked.