Chapter 823

It's clearly my own home. I was locked out when I came home late. Anyone will be angry.

He also deliberately asked himself who he was. This was deliberately scolding. Fang Yuan opened his mouth and said, "I'm your father.".

I learned this sentence from goats.

That old man always doesn't teach young people anything good.

"Ho Ho, are you my father?"

Xia Xiaoyun was stunned. She blushed and scolded with a sneer: "I'm still you and mom!"

For the sake of being in a good mood tonight, Fang Yuan forgave her stupid behavior of not learning well and kicked the door again with her foot: "open the door."

Looking back at the West Wing room that closed the door again, Xia Xiaoyun deliberately walked slowly and took off the hanging lock.

"You climbed here, so slow."

Fang Yuan opened the door, frowned and said, "don't plug in the door when I don't go home in the future. Don't forget, I am the master of this family. "

"If you die outside, I won't plug in the door all my life?"

Xia Xiaoyun said with a smile, "what if bad people come in?"

"Cut, no matter how bad the bad guys are in front of you, they are all good people."

Fang Yuan tilted his mouth, rubbed her shoulder, and deliberately staggered her.

Looking at Xia Xiaoyun's light cry, a small snow-white foot fell off from her shoes. After stepping on the ground, Fang Yuan was much better. Then he saw the wine and vegetables on the stone table and smiled: "Hey, hey, keep me dinner? Good, I have to praise you. "

Fangyuan really didn't eat.

After watching the spring with the chicken crowing, Qin Dachuan and others were cooking.

I wanted to come back after dinner, but I accidentally saw Qin Dachuan, who mixed cold vegetables, took up a cucumber that fell on the ground, blew a breath and put it on the plate as if nothing had happened. Fang Yuan didn't leave any desire and hope for dinner.

He doesn't have any cleanliness mania. He used to eat lizards raw in the desert. The big man's family doesn't have those blind and clean sour gas problems -- however, when there are clean meals to eat, he has to stay and eat the rice stained with Qin Dachuan's spit, which is a bit abnormal.

Fang Yuan refused the donkey's "Gracious retention", and in his almost begging cry, he drove Qin Dachuan's SUV and returned to the city.

He knew how much the donkey wanted to go home with him, but before the danger was solved, it was safest for it to stay in Lihua mountain. There were twelve zodiac animals on the mountain. Even if they met any great danger, they could escape safely.

Fang Yuan won't doubt this. Otherwise, the twelve zodiac animals won't roam the Jianghu for decades. They can still live unharmed now.

He had planned to have some food on his way home, but he was a little distracted on the way. He didn't hear the rumble in his stomach until the car passed the Qingshiban bridge.

I want to go back to a small restaurant for dinner. After thinking about it, I think it's OK to go home and find some snacks and fruits. When I came out in the morning, I saw a lot of these things in the living room.

Alas, women are greedy, but this is a good habit and should be maintained.

Fang Yuan sat on the stone stool Xia Xiaoyun had just sat on and pulled a bottle of balm on the table aside.

The bottle of balm has no lid and emits a great smell of mint.

There are mosquitoes now.

The book says that as long as you open a bottle of essential balm, mosquitoes can be afraid and dare not fly over and buzz blindly.

He picked up a chopstick frozen powder tenderloin -- a chopstick. This chopstick picked up at least half of the plate, filled it into his mouth, puffed up his cheeks, shook the wine bottle, and couldn't speak clearly: "this thing is bitter and astringent. Do you have beer? It'd better be iced. Help me get two bottles. "

If there is no beer in the refrigerator, it should smash the refrigerator: what's the matter with no beer and some melons, fruits and plums?

Xia Xiaoyun was very good. She soon brought two bottles of beer, opened them attentively and put them in front of Fang Yuan.

I didn't use a cup. I grabbed the wine bottle and drank the whole bottle of wine with my head held high. Then I made a comfortable wine interval. I thought I hadn't drunk a mouthful for most of the day. No wonder I was so angry.

Xia Xiaoyun pushed another bottle over and asked politely, "are these two bottles enough at home? If it's not enough, I'll ask Laura to buy it for you. "

"Make do with it. Two bottles are just right."

When Fang Yuan reached for the wine bottle, he suddenly asked, "what have you done to be sorry for me?"

Xia Xiaoyun was stunned and asked, "why do you say that?"

"If you hadn't done anything wrong, you wouldn't please me like this. Come on, I'm in a good mood tonight. I won't blame -- "

When Fang Yuangang said this, Xia Xiaoyun's right hand tilted back. The wine bottle drew a beautiful arc under the light and hit the ground with a bang.

She is using this action to tell Fang Yuan: I didn't do anything sorry for you.

"Well, I see. You didn't do anything bad -- you said you didn't do it. Put down the plate!"

When Xia Xiaoyun went to get the plate again and wanted to throw it out, Fang Yuan knocked her with chopsticks on her wrist, grabbed them and held them in her arms. Like the pig protecting food, she didn't use chopsticks. She directly picked up a plate of hot and sour potato shreds and poured them into her mouth.

Just after a few bites, the action stopped and the whole person froze there.

Sitting opposite him, Xia Xiaoyun, who was interested in watching him eat haisai in the lake, asked with concern, "what's the matter?"

"Hiss, ha!"

After Fang Yuan spits out the potato silk in his mouth, he opens his mouth and wrinkles his nose. There are tears in the closed corners of his eyes, but his old face is red.

"Scared, why are you crying?"

Xia Xiaoyun hurriedly pushed the tissue box and said, "darling, tell me about any grievances. Don't cry. There is no flame mountain in the world."

"Water -- water, water!"

I couldn't see the area full of tears. I just sucked my nose and raised my hand to wipe the tears.

No way, anyone will look like this after gulping down the shredded potatoes poured with a lot of mustard oil.

"Oh, oh, wait a minute. I'll pour you water right away."

Xia Xiaoyun bent down and stretched out her hand. She took out a thermos from below, poured water into the cup, and said, "I knew you would be like this. Fortunately, I was prepared -- hey, you drink full, very hot!"

When the cup was snatched away by the impatient Fangyuan, Xia Xiaoyun stretched out her hand and took out a small flower umbrella from below. As soon as she opened it to block her face, hot water more urgent than rain was sprayed out of Fangyuan's mouth and hit the umbrella.

After eating a large amount of mustard oil, I felt that my mouth must be full of blisters. I raised my hand and hit it on the table. I roared with my eyes closed: "I want cold water!"

"In the evening, I just received a notice that the water supply pipe was broken. I have to restore the water supply in two hours."

Xia Xiaoyun whispered, "just now, I reminded you that the water is hot, but you don't stop."

"Bring me and beer."

After Fang Yuan roared twice in a row, the acrimony that choked him to death, the high tide and tide finally passed, but the tears still flowed down.

"As I said just now, there are only two bottles of beer. Mineral water is gone... Laura and I have to drink water after the water supply is cut off. "

Xia Xiaoyun answered timidly.

He rubbed his face hard and sucked his nose hard. Fang Yuan's right index finger nodded Xiao Xia, biting his teeth, and didn't speak.

This is the ultimate rage.

If Fang Yuan hasn't seen that Xiao Xia is deliberately correcting him at this time, he will live in vain.

There are four dishes and one soup on the table. It looks very exquisite, including shredded sour and spicy potatoes, frozen powder tenderloin, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, fried bamboo shoots and laver soup.

Among the four dishes, only frozen powder tenderloin with shredded meat.

Fangyuan has always been a carnivore. If you eat it first, it is frozen powder tenderloin.

There is nothing strange in this color. The problem is the other three dishes and one soup.

Xia Xiaoyun is sure that he will eat frozen powder tenderloin first - no matter who, after eating a delicious dish, will not doubt that there is anything wrong with other dishes.

At this time, Xia Xiaoyun pretended to be angry. After throwing away the bottle of beer, she made the illusion that the plate was going to fall. Mr. Fang would quickly grab it and eat the food.

Then he got caught.

In addition to the frozen powder tenderloin, there is a large amount of mustard oil in the other three dishes and a soup, which is covered with the flavor of balsamine and pepper. They are full of thinking about Xiaoxia's work. It's strange if they can find out.

It's OK to use mustard oil to plot against Fang Yuan. Xia Xiaoyun also considerately prepared hot water.

And a small flower umbrella to protect yourself from injury.

"Say, cough, how are you going to die?"

After pointing Xia Xiaoyun with his finger for at least 30 times, he coughed and asked this sentence.

"I'm still a small place and a woman. I haven't tasted a man. I don't want to die."

Xia Xiaoyun bowed her head and looked shy: "I admit that I poured a lot of mustard oil into the dish, but I didn't invite you to eat. You wanted to eat it yourself. I also remind you that the water is very hot. If you don't listen, you have to drink it. Who can blame it? "

Fang Yuan picked up the bottle of red wine, shook it and smelled it under his nose.

Sure enough, the aroma of the wine is also mixed with the unique taste of mustard oil.

"Well, I don't blame you. I really don't blame you."

Fang Yuan picked up a paper towel and was about to wipe her face. Xia Xiaoyun said again: "slow down!"

"There's mustard oil in here, too?"

Fang Yuan stared at Xiao Xia fiercely.

Xia Xiaoyun whispered, "there's no mustard oil, only balsam - don't you use your nose, you can't even smell the taste of balsam."

No wonder she put a bottle of essential balm on the stone table in advance. It turned out that it was to cover up the smell in the paper towel.

"Give you five seconds and bring me a clean towel."

Fang Yuan stood up, put his hands on the stone table, leaned forward, stared at her eyes, and squeezed this sentence out of his teeth.

"I'm sorry, the towels are soaped and soaked in the basin. I'll wait until the water supply is restored."

Xiao Xia, who said she was sorry, smiled and spread out her hands. When she made a helpless move, Fang Yuan suddenly raised her hand and pinched her chin, forcing her to open her mouth. At the same time, she picked up the bowl of laver soup in her right hand and fell down shamelessly.

Anyway, the soup is not hot. I'm not afraid the soup will spoil her.

"Ah -- poof!"

As soon as Fang Yuan released her hand, Xia Xiaoyun opened her mouth and spit out a mouthful of vegetable soup, followed by a continuous cough. She suddenly stood up and ran to the utility room.

This damned smelly girl hid all the mineral water in the utility room.

Xia Xiaoyun stumbled into the sundry room, wiping her tears and reaching for water, but Fang Yuan took the lead and moved the box containing mineral water away.

"Leave me a bottle, cough!"

Xia Xiaoyun screamed in pain.

Save you a bottle?

I'm kidding.

Fang Yuan sneered a few times, raised his hand, pushed her reeling, and closed the door vigorously.

Xia Xiaoyun coughed and kicked the door.

Reaching for the door handle, she was indifferent. When she opened a bottle of water, Laura came out of the West Wing room.