Chapter 1054

You are a mackerel, a kind of fish. Of course, fish won't be afraid of you.

In fact, Fang Yuan really wants to say this.

It's just that Mrs. Jiuyou's current image is so pure that Mr. Fang Yuan, who is usually known for his "sharp teeth and sharp mouth", can't bear to say it.

He could only cover up the ugliness when he was infatuated with someone else's foot by pretending to be cold. Looking at the water surface, he said faintly: "fish are afraid of people, which is their nature. If you don't believe it, you'll lift your feet up so that they can see me clearly. You'll certainly run away in a hurry. "

"OK."

Mrs. Jiuyou, like her pure appearance at this time, simply agreed. When she lifted her right foot, her left hand picked up the corner of her skirt and covered a pair of feet sitting cross legged when she fell.

This makes Fang Yuan feel a little lost. I don't think it's necessary to pretend to be a gentleman. Even if it's a demon and an illusion, the beauty of that little foot is real, very eye-catching and eye-catching.

Just because an honest man who pretends to be shit can't get it. How can he not lose it?

As Mrs. Jiuyou's show feet were put away, the rippling water gradually returned to calm, reflecting the clear blue sky and rosy clouds under the sunset, as well as the appearance of a square circle.

Then, the blood around the whole body solidified as soon as the ripples on the water surface were still.

He saw a man.

A black mackerel, unlike Mrs. Jiuyou, had a fish's mouth, no nose, and the middle distance between his eyes was a slap wide. He was still human, and there were no gills on both sides of his neck.

The distance between the neck and the mouth of the fish is very wide, but the nose is very thin, and the mouth is slowly collapsing.

This is a face that is evolving like an ugly shark. It is next to Mrs. Jiuyou sitting cross legged on a stone. It vividly explains what beauty and beast are.

Except for the beast standing beside the beauty, Fang Yuan didn't see the shadow of the second person, and naturally there was no him.

He is the beast with a terrible face.

Fang Yuan stared at the water, and he didn't know how long it took. Until the sunset, the reflection in the water was gradually swallowed up by the dark blue darkness, he spit out a long mouthful of turbidity, and asked with great difficulty, "that, that person, that's me?"

"Do you think it's incredible?"

Mrs. Jiuyou looked up and asked with a charming smile.

"When I was unconscious, you gradually changed me into your kind, a shark?"

Fang Yuan slowly raised his hands.

By the last light in the sky, he could clearly see that there was a layer of fuzzy light black on his hands and arms with normal skin color, hidden fish scales, and a layer of sticky transparent liquid on his skin.

He raised his hand and sniffed under his nose. There was a faint fishy smell and a faint smell. No wonder Mrs. Jiuyou said just now that he smelled. Come down and take a bath.

Mrs. Jiuyou still smiled with a quiet smile, even with a trace of simplicity. She was a 17-year-old girl: "cluck, cluck, I found that I like you. Just like 25 years ago, I fell in love with the faucet and was willing to give him a child -- I hope I can give you another child. "

"How old are you this year?"

Fang Yuan was also very surprised. After he saw that he was about to degenerate into a shark. He was extremely shocked, how could he keep so calm? After asking Mrs. Jiuyou how old she was this year, he quickly apologized: "sorry, I took the liberty to ask you this question."

I don't know when it began. Men can't ask a woman's age casually, or it's rude. I really don't understand how it's rude to ask a woman 'guigeng'.

Can it be said that an 80 year old woman can become an 18-year-old girl without a man asking?

"It's okay. You're my new husband. I'll tell you, my real age doesn't matter."

Mrs. Jiuyou shook her head and smiled magnanimously, bent her five fingers of her left hand, calculated like those magic sticks, and said, "I remember when I was just sensible, Wu Sangui, who was angry at the crown and became a beauty, had just led the Qing soldiers into the pass."

The allusion of Chong Guan Yi's anger vowed from primary school that he would find a beautiful wife when he grew up. Of course, he read it in extracurricular books. He also appreciated Wu Sangui's practice despite national stereotypes and other factors.

Man, what is a real man?

The real man is not that you have no money, no right, no house, no car and don't recognize your parents. It's not that you dare to steal the widows' grave and kick the widows' door. It's that after your wife is robbed, let alone lead the Qing soldiers into the customs. Even if you turn the whole world over, you have to report the hatred of robbing your wife.

Many people think Li Zicheng is powerful, but in Fangyuan's view, he is an ambitious bastard.

After pushing down the corrupt and defeated Ming court, he marched into the capital and forced emperor Chongzhen to hang on the coal mountain and sit on the treasure. After all, Wu Sangui and others (mainly Guan Yuan Iron cavalry) were still fighting bloody battles with the Manchu and Qing people at that time. He should immediately take the power of victory and help the officers and soldiers of the border army to beat back the knock of the Manchu and Qing people.

Fang Yuan believes that if Li Zicheng really does that, hundreds of millions of Chinese people will definitely regard him as the Lord of the world, including the most powerful border soldiers in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties.

But he didn't do that. After he forced Chongzhen to death, he began to burn, kill and loot, and occupied Chen Yuanyuan, Wu Sangui's concubine. For fear that others would be dissatisfied, he simply cracked Sangui's Lao Tzu, which made Wu Sangui angry and led Qing soldiers into the pass, resulting in the complete destruction of the politics and power of the Han nationality.

How many years has it been since Wu Sangui introduced Qing soldiers into the customs?

It was 1664, more than 350 years ago.

Mrs. Jiuyou said that when she was just sensible, Wu Sangui was angry and became a beauty. Now she must be at least 350 years old?

"Why, don't you believe I'm only 357 years old this year?"

Seeing the round hair band, Mrs. Jiuyou's Dai Mei wrinkled slightly and raised her hand to close the hair in her ear.

Look at what people say, just 357 years old, just now!

Wooden chicken like square, shook his head: "I really don't believe it."

"Hum."

Mrs. Jiuyou hummed, and when she was irritated by the distrust of the surrounding area, she laughed again: "cluck, cluck, you don't believe it is understandable. Because you humans can only live for a hundred years, we really can't imagine how we humans have lived thousands of times in spring, summer, autumn and winter. Three hundred and fifty-seven years old, in the long history of more than a thousand years, is equivalent to about 20 years old of your human beings, and you are still very young. "

"Well, what you said seems very reasonable."

Fang Yuan looked at his hands again and asked, "if I degenerate --"

"It's not metamorphosis. It's called evolution. Evolution from lower species is like evolution from higher species."

Mrs. Jiuyou interrupted him and said, "do you want to ask me if you can live more than a thousand years like me after you evolve into a shark?"

"It sounds tempting to live for more than ten centuries."

Fang Yuan frankly admitted: "of course I am very concerned. I have to find out this problem."

While he was talking, the fingernail of his right hand pulled hard on the pulse gate of his left hand.

If you touch the dragon's scales, you will be angry.

A fish is not a dragon, it just has scales like a dragon.

Therefore, when the scales of fish are pulled down, it is certain that they will be angry, but they are only angry. Just like the common people often say that "they are doomed to grass and can't run out of sorghum land", their anger can't be regarded as bad luck to be cooked and roasted. At most, they feel very painful when the scales are pulled down.

Just as Fang Yuan pulled a few scales off his left wrist, he finally experienced the pain of fish, which is no different from being cut alive by a knife.

There must be blood coming out with the scales.

Fang Yuan didn't look, and his heart sank to the bottom of the valley again.

After discovering that he was going to become a shark, according to the intelligence quotient of the surrounding area, of course, it would not be unexpected. This is what Mrs. Jiuyou did to him when he was unconscious, hoping that he would doubt whether he had degenerated.

Therefore, after Fang Yuan recovered his reason for a long time, he naturally had to pick a few scales to try how he felt.

Since two years ago, Fangyuan has become invulnerable. Cutting his wrist with the extremely sharp Kunlun Mo knife can't leave any injury. Naturally, he can't feel the slightest pain.

But now, after he just pulled off a few scales with his fingernails, he "enjoyed" the taste of knife cutting, which proves that these scales really grew from his body.

I really degenerated into a shark!

When the desperate voice sounded from the deepest part of Fang Yuan's heart, Mrs. Jiuyou said, "don't pick your scales foolishly anymore. It hurts very much. Answer the question you just asked, and you will live for more than a thousand years. "

"Oh, that's nice, the king of thousands of years, the turtle of thousands of years."

Fang Yuan looked up at the dark blue night sky and murmured, "in addition to living for more than 1000 years, what benefits can I be willing to become a shark?"

"Your body will become stronger and your IQ will be higher than before, especially in that aspect. You need at least 13 human women in one night to meet your needs."

Mrs. Jiuyou lowered her head, looked at the water and said faintly, "if you are tired of our shark life after giving birth to a child with me, I will let you go and let you recover your human form, but you must be fully prepared for the torture of life rather than death, just like my last father-in-law."

"Oh, no wonder the faucet's body will get worse and worse. I thought he was poisoned by corpse."

Fang Yuan looked suddenly and asked, "can you tell me what you did to me before I -- I know!"

Fang Yuan was about to ask Mrs. Jiuyou how she changed him from a human to a shark, when she suddenly thought of the answer: wine.

He slowly degenerated like a mackerel after drinking the wine with quite cold entrance, high degree and beautiful taste.

"You guessed right, because you drank the wine. If you don't drink that wine and don't become my kind, you can't be husband and wife with me. "

Mrs. Jiuyou looked at him with a smile and asked, "guess what the name of that wine is and what it is made of?"

Fang Yuan is an honest child -- occasionally, he believes in the golden rule of "knowing is knowing, not knowing is knowing", so he shakes his head.

Mrs. Jiuyou didn't expect Fang Yuan to answer her question. She quietly explained, "the name of the wine is tears, which is fermented by the tears of the mackerel."

"Tears?"

Fang Yuan smiled and asked, "when will you cry?"