"Are all the companies and classes here?"
"Report, the number is correct."
"Report, all in place."
"Report..."
With the dormitory downstairs, the sound of a report rang up, Xu Haotian's nerves a tight, I hope no one noticed their existence.
"Which company and class of soldiers went to the toilet just now?"
Although the battalion commander only glanced at Xu Haotian, Xu Haotian covered his stomach and ran into the dormitory building. He has a deep memory. In general, in this case of emergency assembly, soldiers should first report to the platoon leader for instructions.
All of you look at me, I look at you, all of you said in one voice, "it's not our soldiers."
"Get him on top of me."
The battalion commander's hand pointed to the dormitory building and roared loudly. After catching Xu Haotian, he made contributions.
At this time, an iron knot rolled down the stairway.
"Battalion commander, grenade..."
"Boom..."
With a bang, the battalion commander sprang out in front of him, and the handrails of the stairs were deformed by the explosion. The palace commander who was pushed by the aftershock fell to the ground. The battalion commander fell to the ground and ate shit. The battalion commander got up and felt a mouthful of mud in his mouth, "bah, bah..."
"Get him."
Seeing Xu Haotian turning over, holding the post and sliding down from the second floor, Jin Chunfa waved his hand and pointed to Xu Haotian, "brothers, catch him for me and invite you to dinner tomorrow."
After landing, Xu Haotian raised his hand. When a group of soldiers saw Xu Haotian's grenade, they immediately stopped and lay on the ground. You know, Xu Haotian's grenade is a real grenade.
But the people behind didn't see Xu Haotian's grenade. The people in the front row suddenly fell down and the people in the back row rushed up. They couldn't stop the car for a moment and stepped on the people in the front row directly. After a while of crying and howling, Xu Haotian turned and left.
"Who stepped on me?"
Jin Chunfa got up and looked at the disordered soldiers. He couldn't help roaring up. You see me, I see you. No one admitted it. You know, the company commander stepped on it.
The battalion commander rushed up angrily, kicking Jin Chunfa's butt, "roar what roar, and hurry to chase me."
Jin Chunfa looked at the mud of the battalion commander's mouth, mixed with the blood of his lips, facing each other, he couldn't help laughing.
"Ha ha..."
The battalion commander's face was green with anger. He kicked the smiling Jinchun to the ground with his outstretched leg. "Laugh, I'll make you laugh. Other people will chase me. You jinchunfa, stand here and laugh for me all night. Dare to stop and see if I don't peel your skin."
"No, no, battalion commander, battalion commander..."
Seeing that the battalion commander took people to chase Xu Haotian, Jin Chunfa began to cry. This time, he was miserable and offended the battalion commander. I'm afraid life will be hard in the future.
However, no one pitied Jin Chunfa. Everyone chased Xu Haotian crazily. Because they had just formed a team, all the soldiers were unarmed and didn't even have the equipment and weapons.
Xu Haotian ran and stopped again, holding a grenade and throwing it out in the air. Seeing Xu Haotian throwing a grenade, a group of soldiers quickly stopped. They should get down quickly. This time, they had experience, and there was no stampede.
Xu Haotian rolled a white eye, put away the grenade again, turned and ran. When he saw Xu Haotian running to the corner of the ground, no one could see him. Everyone didn't see the explosion for a long time. Then he regained his mind, looked around and let Xu Haotian play again.
"Chase."
The battalion commander stamped his feet and ran to the back of the dormitory building. At a glance, there was Xu Haotian's shadow.
"I don't believe it. Can he still be invisible? Chase me. "
The dormitory building is in a row. Looking at this one, there is almost no place for Tibetans. A group of soldiers are checking there. Xu Haotian can't run so fast and finish the whole row. But it's strange that the length of this row is more than 40 meters. You can see it at a glance. Where is Xu Haotian?
Xu Haotian held the drain pipe tightly and tried to reach for the window to climb into the dormitory. However, as soon as his right hand loosened, he pulled to the windowsill, and his left hand slipped a little.
"It's boring."
Xu Haotian's left shoulder was injured, and he snorted. Although it was very subtle, it still attracted the attention of the soldiers. Everyone looked up and saw that Xu Haotian had climbed to the windowsill on the third floor.
"Battalion commander, up there."
The soldier's roar made Xu Haotian slip again. He put his right hand on the windowsill with one hand. His left hand couldn't take any strength at all. He broke away from the drain pipe and almost fell down.
Below, the battalion commander raised his head and watched Xu Haotian pick himself up on the windowsill. The battalion commander sneered, "let him climb. I want to see how long this inverted bat can hang."
Xu Haotian grabs the windowsill and wants to put his left hand on the windowsill, but when his two hands are on the windowsill, Xu Haotian is in a dilemma to climb up. His left hand can't make much effort at all.
"Granny." Xu Haotian saw a group of camp leaders who were watching jokes. He reached out and took down the last grenade from his waist. "Let's see a good play. I'll blow you up." Seeing that Xu Haotian had taken down the grenade, a group of people were scared and quickly scattered. Even the battalion commander ran faster than the rabbit. Scared people away, Xu Haotian gritted his teeth, endured the severe pain on his left shoulder, pulled himself up to the window sill, and his abdomen was lying on the passenger platform. Xu Haotian was sweating all over his head, and he didn't have to work so hard to climb the water pipe. His left shoulder was injured, which really had a great impact“ Up there? Go upstairs and block it The battalion commander yelled, and a group of soldiers ran back to block Xu Haotian upstairs. When Xu Haotian heard this, he quickly turned into the dormitory. As soon as he opened the door of the dormitory, he heard disorderly steps and the whole building was shaking. It was obvious that many soldiers were catching up. Xu Haotian quickly turned back to the windowsill and had a look. There were two or three soldiers guarding him, and he couldn't jump down. Xu Haotian looked at the battalion commander and pointed to him, "you are great."“ If you jump down, I'll kill you today. " The battalion commander, who was fooled by Xu Haotian, had a temper and squatted under the window. Xu Haotian took out the grenade, and the battalion commander sneered. Xu Haotian used both of these skills badly. This time, he would not hide even if he was killed. "If you have seed, you will lose it. Whoever hides will be the son of a bitch." Xu Haotian's right hand swung, and his left hand dropped a cup. Under the light, he saw something dropped. The battalion commander was so scared that a fish jumped out. The soldiers all fell down and the cup fell on the ground. No explosion, the battalion commander got up, looking at the cup, gas teeth bite, raised his head, where there is Xu Haotian's shadow in front of the windowsill.