Tonight is Peng Wenfu's birthday.
But now almost all the female guests are surrounded by Lu Sen, and almost no one remembers that he is the leading role tonight.
Peng Wenfu clenched his fist.
But he can only bear it.
"Miss, this is gynecology, but it's not serious. But you should pay more attention to personal hygiene
"Your condition is not very serious, but there is a little ulceration in your stomach. I'll give you a prescription later. You go to the suming clinic on the other side of Qingmi street to apply for medicine."
"Doctor, does it have to be filled there?" Asked the patient.
"I must. Because only there is the medicine I prescribed. You can also go to other pharmacies for medicine. Of course, it's none of my business whether it can be cured or not. "
"As for you, the problem is a bit serious, but not particularly serious. I'd better follow my prescription and go to the Su Ming clinic
"Why, there are more and more people." Lu Sen glanced around, and almost all the guests were in line, men and women, waiting for his diagnosis.
Lu Sen thought about it and said, "if you want to see a doctor, you'll get 50 for minor diseases and 100 for moderate diseases. In case of serious illness, it depends on the situation. We need to take the initiative to put the money here. "
Lu Sen took the plate he had just eaten. "It's purely voluntary. I don't believe in my medical skills. There's no need to join in the fun. There is another point, just diagnosis, not cure. If you can trust me, you'll pay. If you can't trust me, you'll continue to drink and eat. "
Although Lu Sen has said so clearly, there are still a lot of people lining up for him to diagnose.
All of a sudden, Lu Sen made hundreds of yuan.
"Hello, please get up."
Lu Sen was diagnosing a woman when two men in uniform came in.
Lu Sen had a look. The uniform was from the Health Bureau.
"We received a complaint call saying that someone is practicing medicine here. Do you have double certificates?"
This pair of certificates is necessary for doctors.
Lu Sen didn't.
"If not, please come with us." People from the Health Bureau said, "practicing medicine without a license is strictly prohibited."
Lu Sen stood up and said: "two comrades, actually I just came to the birthday party. As for practicing medicine without a license, it's nothing at all. You ask, we're just playing a game. This game is called doctor and patient
"It's not a game at all. He's charging for a consultation." A man came up.
Lu Sen immediately recognized the guy who was talking. He was a member of Peng Wenfu. Just now he saw what Peng Wenfu was talking to him.
"Tonight is Peng Shao's birthday party. This guy is coming to make trouble. Please take the people away first, so as not to affect Peng Shao's elegance."
Lu Sen shrugged: "don't bother, Peng Shao. If you don't like it, I'll go now."
After a pause, Lu Sen glanced at the people and said, "I'm sorry, everyone. Peng Shao, who you know, thinks I've taken the limelight, so he called someone to drive me away. Ah... I thought Peng Shao was a broad-minded man, but I didn't expect him to be so narrow-minded. "
It's a little loud. Peng Wenfu can hear it clearly.
However, Peng Wenfu did not appear at this time.
Because as soon as he appears, other guests will definitely have a problem with him.
Lu Sen took a look at Jiang Wanzhu and said, "let's go. The protagonist doesn't want to see us. It's no use staying here as a supporting actor."
When he got to the door, Lu Sen suddenly stopped. "Oh, I forgot to tell you. I noticed Peng Shao before. I found from his face that he seemed to have an infectious disease."
"Infectious disease!"
All of a sudden, the guests were in a panic.
"This infectious disease can be large or small. Of course, generally speaking, if you speak face to face, it won't be very infectious. But this kind of infectious disease, as long as it is caused by the neglect of one's private life. "
For this reason, the guests will not be able to hear it.
An infectious disease caused by the neglect of one's private life is a sexual disease.
"You're bullshit
Peng Wenfu still couldn't help coming out, "my friend, it's true that you are practicing medicine without a license, but you can eat things indiscriminately. Don't talk nonsense. Even if you are Wanzhu's boyfriend, I will still rely on you to slander. Now you have to apologize for what you just said, and I reserve the right to pursue it. "Lu Sen smiles: "Peng Shao, do you feel a little itchy below?"
When Lu Sen said this, everyone looked at Peng Wenfu's hand. At this time, he was holding his pants.
If it wasn't for Lu Sen's special mention, you might not have noticed.
But now Peng Wenfu is quite embarrassed. His hands are really scratching.
"Don't get me wrong, it's just a little bit of wine in your pants..."
This explanation is even more frustrating than the reason why I just reached into the bottom of the woman's skirt.
Lu Sen laughed: "Peng Shao, don't hide it. Anyway, we all know that you can scratch as much as you like."
"Shut up
Peng Wenfu just finished, but his hand was not free to continue to grasp in his pants.
One hand is not enough, two together.
Just now, we thought that Lu Sen was really deliberately slandering Peng Wenfu, but now when we see that he is so badly arrested, we immediately stay away from him.
Peng Wenfu was worried: "I'm really not sick."
"You ask everybody, who believed it?"
Peng Wenfu said in a deep voice to the two law enforcement officers of the Health Bureau: "take him away first, practice medicine without a license, and have a good investigation. If you really prescribe drugs, call the police to arrest him. "
The two law enforcement officers hesitated and did not listen to Peng Wenfu.
"Since it's just playing games, it's not against the law." People from the Health Bureau looked at Lu Sen and said, "however, you must not practice medicine without a license. The next time you are reported, it will not be like this tonight."
With that, the two law enforcement officers left quickly.
"You two wait..."
No matter how Peng Wenfu yelled, the two law enforcement officers didn't look back.
"Peng Shao, it suddenly occurred to me that there were still some things to do, so I had to go first."
"My wife just called. She's in the hospital. I'm going to the hospital."
"I received a message from my family that my son had a fever and I was going to the hospital."
"My old sow is having piglets. I'll go first."
"The old hen in my family is actually laying eggs at this point to avoid disturbing the rest of the neighbors. I'll go back and lock it up first."
……
All kinds of reasons came out at once.
Just now, there were dozens of people in the lobby, and it was clear.
Lu Sen took a look at Jiang Wanzhu and said, "let's go and book a room. If we go later, I don't know if the hotel staff will think we check out."
Jiang Wanzhu angrily glanced at Lu Sen. this guy, at this time, did not forget to take advantage of her.
But she really didn't want to stay.
Because of Peng Wenfu's performance, even if Lu Sen said that he had an infectious disease in front of so many people, Jiang Wanzhu was not sympathetic at all.
"You stop!"
Peng Wenfu is angry