However, the little tiger didn't overreact this time. When he saw that no matter how hard he tried, the dead fly couldn't spit out, he simply abandoned himself.
"Brother in law, you speak so clearly. It seems that you have eaten flies before. Did your cousin feed you personally?"
Ye Fei frowned and thought, why is this little yellow hair so hard suddenly? Forget it, adults don't remember villains... No, if the dog bites you, you don't have to bite back.
He smiled quietly and went straight to the kitchen.
At the kitchen door, he suddenly turned around and thought of something: "ah, little tiger, I suddenly remembered that the fly was not killed by me just now, but last night..."
"Lie down, trough!" came the desperate cry of the little tiger behind him.
In the kitchen, the cousin left Su Yue aside and was looking for food for herself.
Ye Fei sneered and said, "cousin, don't be busy. Su Yue and I will prepare. You and Xiaohu are guests. We should greet you as masters."
Hearing Ye Fei's voice, cousin Gu's face showed a very unhappy look, but she still managed to squeeze out a smile: "his brother-in-law, don't you need to be busy, but you can't trust cousin Gu's skills. If you're allowed to prepare, won't Xiaohu and I come to rub rice?"
Hearing what cousin Gu said, ye Fei couldn't help but be happy: "this old guy is really joking. She's just like she's not here to rub rice now."
Sure enough, people should be thicker skinned, not to mention getting rich overnight, but at least they can save money for a meal.
Seeing that Biao Gu didn't pay much attention to his words, ye Fei coughed and made a fuss: "Biao Gu, come out and have a look. What's the matter with Xiaohu!"
Upon hearing this, cousin ran out with two legs. The little tiger on the sofa is putting his hand into his mouth and trying to pick something up.
"Little tiger, what's the matter with you..." the appearance of cousin was almost crying.
The little tiger looked very painful and said, "Mom... That man is really an old Yin force... There was an overnight fly in the water he gave me..."
The cousin hurriedly covered Xiaohu's mouth: "now pay attention to what he says... He dares to do this to you. OK, wait a minute. After the meal is ready, they will look good... Xiaohu, please bear it again. I think the fly has been digested by you and is almost gone..."
As soon as the cousin's voice fell, Xiaohu vomited out and sprayed it all on her face. Although it was all water, it was very sour after walking in her body.
"Little tiger, spit it out! You spit it out! Don't worry, the fly is gone. Mom will avenge you now!"
"Mom, you must do things well. That woman, keep it for me..."
The cousin smiled insidiously: "mom has long seen that you are interested in that woman. Don't worry. After a while, she will be your person."
In the kitchen.
Ye Fei took out his pinhole camera and hid it in a transparent storage box covered with two rags.
As soon as he turned around, he saw Su Yue staring at himself coldly, which startled him.
"Wife, how do you look like this? It's scary."
Su Yue stared at Ye Fei's hidden camera and asked, "what are you doing?"
Ye Fei said: "this old guy is not a good thing. On the surface, she says she wants to help us cook, but in fact, she wants to rub rice in the name of cooking. What's more, she wants to take the opportunity to rub rice and do something to us. I hide a camera here to see what she wants to do and be careful."
"How can you carry this thing with you? Say? Have you ever laid hands on me!" Su Yue grabbed Ye Fei's ear.
Ye Fei howled bitterly, "heaven and earth conscience, how can I use this kind of thing to my wife... Spare me, ah!"
Su Yue stared into Ye Fei's eyes: "what you said is the truth?"
"Yes, yes! If I dare to tell a lie, you... You can pull off my whole ear..."
"Then I'll believe you this time. But after you use it later, you must destroy it in front of me, or you'll look good!"
"OK, ok... Wife, let go. It hurts. I really hurt..."
"Hum!" Su Yue loosened his hand, and ye Fei's ears were as tempting as braised ones.
When ye Fei met Su Yue, he was also a dignified person. He was neither humble nor arrogant and had a tough style in front of Su Yue, but now? Alas, sure enough, life is like a ruthless knife, which has changed his appearance. Will it wither before it blooms? He has become an example of licking dogs.
"The couple flirted..." the cousin standing at the door looked at Su Yue and ye Fei with a smile.
But in fact, at this time, her heart was full of jealousy. Her son, the dog... Sorry, Xiaohu, 25 years old, didn't even have a chance to contact a girl. The two people in front of her openly showed their love in front of her face. Didn't they insert a knife into her chest!
The cousin cursed in her heart: "show love dies fast, show love dies fast..."
But this has a hair use? What people should show is still show. Fuck you.
As the saying goes, love needs to be exposed to the sun often. It's easy to get moldy if you don't. Therefore, this show of love is also a preservative of love. It is very necessary. Is there any.
Ye Fei didn't expect that this scene of losing his man's dignity was actually seen by this old guy. It's really a great shame in life.
He covered his ears and said awkwardly, "cousin, is there no big problem with the little tiger?"
The cousin gnashed her teeth and said, "no, that dog's plot didn't succeed!"
Su Yue frowned and thought, why does this old guy swear for no reason.
Ye Fei smiled: "it's all right. I'll trouble my cousin for dinner."
Cousin waved her hand: "don't worry, give it to me. I promise to prepare a rich dinner for you."
Ye Fei took Su Yue's hand and walked to the door: "let's go out first and quietly look forward to the grand dinner."
Xiaohu is sitting on the sofa, with his back to Ye Fei and Su Yue playing with his mobile phone.
Su Yue was about to speak when ye Fei made a "Shh" gesture to her. He faintly heard a familiar voice.
"Aowen Huang's Casino has opened..."
He motioned to Su Yue to stay where he was, and he crept towards Xiaohu.
Sure enough, Xiaohu is watching some battle films with his mobile phone.
Ye Fei first covered his mouth to keep himself from laughing, and then took a deep breath.
His head slowly reached the tiger's ear and suddenly shouted, "ha! What are you looking at, tiger!"
Xiaohu was so frightened by the sudden disturbance that he bounced up from the sofa. His mobile phone fell to the ground, and it was still making an indescribable sound.
He looked at the demon behind him in horror.
Ye Fei just stared at him with a smile.