"Brother, which way are you in?"
Ye Fei saw the man wearing a tawny Taoist robe, holding a string of Buddha beads and a cross necklace around his neck. What's more irritating is that he still has a wine bottle in his other hand, and the whole person is drunk and takes out wine gas.
Hearing Ye Fei talking to himself, the man said vaguely, "today... Today's braised elbow is really delicious. I drank too much accidentally."
"Taoist priest... Er... Master, which school are you from?"
"There are no sects and no schools. I have boundless love and many skills. I don't pressure myself! Little brother, are you in trouble and want me to answer your questions?"
Ye Fei turned his eyes and said that if anyone asks you to answer questions and solve doubts, he is short of heart!
But on second thought, if such a product appeared here, he wouldn't really come to grab a job with himself? So he suddenly became vigilant. Although his opponent looked crazy, he had to guard against it.
The man muttered to himself, "I'm Gou..."
"Are you a dog?"
”I'm master Gou. I'm called "Taoist priest Zhengying". If you have any difficulties, just say it. I'll help you solve it. "
"Master Gou, right? What are you doing here?"
"Come and show a boss Feng Shui. I heard that his family has been making trouble recently. This kind of thing can only be solved if I ride a horse... No, it's a horse!"
Sure enough, the goods really come to rob business with themselves.
Ye Fei felt angry and funny. He was angry that his opponent was so careless. He was a crazy psycho who drank and ate meat. It's funny that such a guy dares to cheat. Is it really so easy for the rich businessman to make money?
If this business is so promising, he might as well start a sideline, and maybe he'll find a business opportunity.
The goods are confused and incoherent. Ye Fei is secretly happy. Isn't it sent by heaven to set me off?
How blind should people choose to believe him because of his posture? When the two people compare, ye Fei will naturally be trusted by others. As for such a thing, it's polite not to sweep him out.
"What a coincidence, master Gou, I'm also looking for the rich merchant." Ye Fei said frankly.
Master Gou tilted his head, looked at Ye Fei and asked curiously, "why, are you a Feng Shui gentleman?"
"I don't deserve it, sir. It's just a small success."
"Oh, I see. It's really disrespectful and disrespectful that people should not judge their appearance!"
"Where, master Gou is a fairy spirit. You can see at a glance that he is an expert in the world!"
As they talked, they flattered each other.
Ye Fei thought that master Gou was interesting and didn't regard him as his opponent. They went to the rich merchant's house one by one. Along the way, ye Fei did not forget to ask Master Gou for advice. If he met any demons or spirits, how should he deal with them.
Master Gou said with a loud smile, "it's not easy. I have three moves to teach you to keep you safe!"
"Please give me your advice!"
"First of all, it's a one word formula. As the name suggests," run! "Is the most effective. It can be said that it's a hundred attempts!"
Looking at master Gou's serious appearance, ye Fei couldn't see whether the goods were serious or joking.
"What about the second move?"
"This second move is a two word formula," pretend to be dead "! Ancient books say that war is not tired of fraud. Once you use this move, even the spirit can't take you! Because the purpose of the spirit is to scare you to death. You fall before it takes action. What else can it take you?"
Ye Fei was stunned. At first glance, there was a bit of philosophy.
As for the third move, don't ask, it must be a three character formula. Ye Fei has no desire to ask at this time.
But who knows, master Gou said it himself, "the third move, the three word formula, is even more powerful. In short, it is three words" shout for help! "Once you shout for help, it means that many people will come to you. What Ling is most afraid of is the place where Yang Qi is prosperous."
"As long as you memorize these three moves, you can be safe and evil!"
Ye Fei couldn't help applauding master Gou, but his heart was very messy. Shouldn't he drink too much fake wine?
While they were talking, they finally came to the rich merchant's house.
Master Gou suddenly listened to his footsteps and recited some kind of spell. Ye Fei didn't know what this guy was going to do, so he had to stand aside silently and watch a madman pretend to be God and spirit in front of him.
"Hey, master, can we go to the door and meet the master again? Have you worked without saying a word and negotiated the price?"
"Well, that's right. If people don't give me money, I won't be busy in vain."
Master Gou immediately put away his posture. At this time, he suddenly became serious. He really had the meaning of some experts in the world. Compared with master Gou, ye Fei doesn't look like Mr. Feng Shui at all. He doesn't have so many fame.
After ringing the doorbell, a fat black man with a general belly came to open the door.
"Master Gou, I came here today to help you out!"
The black fat man looked at them and led them into the house.
Sitting on the sofa in the living room, the style of Ye Fei and master Gou is completely out of tune, which really puzzles the rich businessmen.
"Master is really an expert in the world. But why don't you, an apprentice, seem to have half the style of the master?"
Ye Fei was so angry that he almost didn't stand up. The black fat man can really talk. As soon as he came up, he mistook himself for master Gou's disciple. He wanted to ask, when were you blind?
He immediately stressed: "you misunderstood. Master Gou and I just happened to meet on the road. In fact, I also know a little about feng shui. I'm just walking with the master."
"Oh, so!"
The rich merchant saw that ye Fei was young and there was nothing special in his clothes. Although he didn't say anything on the surface, he looked down on him from the bottom of his heart.
He turned his face and asked master Gou, "I don't know where the master came from and what he believed in?"
Ye Fei chuckled aside. The master believed in a lot. I think he believes in all sects that can call their names? I'm still pretending to be a master. People who are willing to believe him have much experience.
However, master Gou just replied calmly, "it doesn't matter what I believe, the key is what you believe. The reason why I dress up is mainly to take care of the psychological needs of customers."
"If you want me to be a monk, I will be a monk. I prefer to believe in Taoist priest. I can also be Taoist priest. My appearance is just a skin bag. It doesn't matter at all, but
Just to make you feel at ease! "
"Wow, you put it here to play Cosplay?" Ye Fei thought to himself.
What's the matter with this guy? He turned into a philosopher as soon as he came up?