"Hey, I said you, how come you didn't even say sorry when you bumped into someone?" Solemnly, he stopped the local tyrant and asked.
When the local tyrant heard the solemn call, he turned around, took off a pair of sunglasses from his face and suddenly showed a handsome face.
It's not like Bonzi stars, but softer than European and American tough stars, which is more in line with the Oriental aesthetic. But he is a handsome and miserable guy.
Solemn moment a little trance, is this a star?
"You call me?" The local tyrant looked up and down solemnly and asked.
"You just hit me." Solemnly straighten up the chest, to the handsome local tyrant.
I can't compare with you in smelly skin bag, but I have to crush you with inner temperament!
"Oh." The local tyrant nodded, just like listening to Zhuang retelling a story that had nothing to do with him. He turned around and was on his way.
That attitude, let solemn heart fire immediately.
I've been in Mingzhu for several months. I've seen many horizontal masters. I haven't seen you so horizontal! Return "Oh", see elder brother don't beat you to sing a "goose"!
"What's your attitude?" Solemnly came forward and took the local tyrant's wrist.
This pull, solemn suddenly found that the local tyrant wrist with a Baoji watch.
This is a brand originated in France and loved by the royal family. It is expensive. There are hundreds of thousands of automatic watches, and millions of manual watches.
It was obvious that the local tyrant was wearing a hand-operated mechanical watch with a gold dial, which was inlaid with diamonds. It was shining in the sun and almost lit up the blind and solemn eyes.
Local tyrant gold necklace, local tyrant gold watch, this NIMA is really a local tyrant!
Local tyrants, let's be friends, ah bah, local tyrants can't trample on our dignity!
Solemnly, he cried in his heart.
When the local tyrant saw that he was held by him, he frowned and said, "don't you just want money? Here you are
With that, the local tyrant took out a Gucci's wallet, brushed it open, and was about to pay for it.
Solemn and angry. You are insulting me! Insult me!
But why do you keep your eyes on other people's wallets? And there are little stars in your eyes?
Solemnity moved me. My dream since I was a child is to meet a local tyrant like on TV and hurt him at will. Then the local tyrant will take out a card and throw it in his face. Isn't that asking for money? There's a million dollars in this card. Take it! Don't bother me again!
In the past 20 years, I've been envious of the TV runner.
Now God finally let solemn meet once! And the rhythm is as like as two peas!
The same is hurt by the local tyrant, the same is the local tyrant shouting "just want money", the same is the local tyrant took out his wallet ready to dump him millions!
Solemnly prepared to be insulted by millions.
But
The plot didn't develop as expected. After the local tyrant opened his wallet, he didn't move.
"Well? Why doesn't it move? Hit me, hit me with money. " Solemn heart cry.
Then he looked down solemnly, but his anger came from his heart.
There was only one hundred yuan note and another ten yuan note in the local tyrant's wallet.
One hundred and ten yuan. Do you want to insult me?
impossible!
Solemnly upright chest.
The local tyrant seemed to know that the 100 yuan in his wallet didn't work. He was a little embarrassed and said, "Damn, why is there only 100 yuan in cash left?"
With that, the local tyrant pulled out a VIP credit card from his card bag and had to look around for the ATM.
The head can be broken, the blood can flow, the local tyrant's face can't be lost!
It's a pity that the local tyrant can't find the ATM. It seems that the local tyrant's face will be lost today.
"Why don't I give you a hundred first? I'll give you some more next time I meet you? " The local tyrant discussed with solemn.
Is that ok? Solemnly staring at the local tyrant.
Then he refused: "who do you think I am? Hanging wire also has dignity! I want fairness, not money
Then he flew solemnly, kicked the local tyrant on the ass, turned and left.
The handsome local tyrant staggered when he was seriously kicked. He was very angry. He just wanted to find a serious theory, but when he thought there was something urgent to do, he had to put up with it and left.
At the moment when he put away his wallet, he was surprised to find that there was only ten yuan left in his wallet, and the hundred yuan bill had been solemnly carried away.
The local tyrant looked at his solemn back and didn't understand. Is this the legendary dignity of hanging silk?
Suddenly, the local tyrant sighed and said in frustration, "I thought Wang Xiaojian was enough, but I didn't expect there would be more Jian!"
Jin people put a hundred yuan into their pocket solemnly and happily. A hundred yuan is also money, isn't it? You can't waste it, can you?
All of a sudden, solemn feeling a burst of urine hit, quickly find the toilet.
There is a public toilet on Dongtai Road, but it is in the back.
Solemnly rush to the toilet, untie pants, crash, a good time comfortable.
After solving this problem, I will leave and join Fan Zhiyi.
At this time, a low voice came from the toilet compartment: "brother, do you have any paper?"
A solemn listen to the voice, immediately happy.
Unfortunately, it was the local tyrant just now! It seems that there is no paper in the toilet, and the local tyrants are catching up with them.
I didn't expect that retribution would come so quickly!
Zhuang Zhong lowered his voice and replied, "sorry, I didn't bring it."
"Then... Can you buy some for me?" The local tyrants have their own way.
"There are thousands of meters in the nearest supermarket. I don't have the time to go so far to buy it." Solemnly refuse again.
The local tyrant was speechless, hesitated for a moment, and shivered to hand out a ten dollar bill from under the door.
"Man, can you change some pieces for me? This one is too small to use... "
Solemn look, can't help but want to laugh, painstakingly resist, answer: "Oh, this can."
With that, he took the ten yuan from the local tyrant, took out his pocket, converted it into one yuan, and put it into the palm of the local tyrant.
"Ten dollars. Take it. No thanks. Please call me Lei Feng
With that, solemnity ran away.
Then came a cry of indignation from the local tyrant in the toilet.
"The trough! Ten steel bars! People! Damn you
Its voice is so sad that people can't bear to hear it.
"Ha ha ha..." when he ran out of the toilet, he couldn't help laughing. Today, the local tyrant was seriously punished. I don't know how he would wipe his ass later? Is it hard to rub with steel one by one?
"Boss Zhuang, what are you laughing at?" At this time, Fan Zhiyi also rushed to ask solemnity.
"Ah, nothing. By the way, let's go to buy Fan Zhiqi's shop. He won't sell us, will he? " Solemnly suddenly thought of one thing, asked.
"It's OK. After taking away the valuable antiques, fan Zhiqi entrusted the shop to a lawyer. At that time, we will sign the contract without my ID card. "
"Oh, that's good. Let's go and have a look at the shop. " Solemnly speaking, he and Fan Zhiyi entered the Jubao studio.
In Jubao Zhai, the lawyer who was in charge of the shop happened to be there, and solemn came forward to talk with the lawyer.
And solemn did not notice, not far away from the toilet, the handsome local tyrant has come out, holding a mobile phone is shouting with people.
"I said, Lao sun, where is the Jubao studio you introduced to me? 66 Dongtai Road? Oh, I see... This shop is very good. Can you take it down? what? almost? What I want is not the same. I want to take it down 100%! You know I've been looking for this kind of store for a long time. OK, don't talk to me. If you don't believe it, you can't buy a shop in this small place! "
In the words of local tyrants, the Pearl, an international metropolis, has become a small place.
And the old sun on the other end of the phone, however, was submissive. He didn't seem to think that there was anything wrong with the local tyrant's words.