"I Pooh!" Solemn, I can't help but Pooh to this shameless fat man.
I've seen shameless people. I haven't seen such shameless people.
Those who rob tombs rob tombs and say they are archaeologists.
"What? You don't believe it? Look, that's the evidence! " The fat man was so anxious that he felt a black thing out of his arms.
Solemnly, by the flashlight light in the fat man's hand, I saw that this dark thing was about the size of a child's palm, and there were several thin nails at the front end. The whole object projects a moist luster under the light.
On the front of the thing, there are several gold lines inlaid with the four words "touching the gold to be a captain".
"Oh, is it really a gold touch?" Solemn Leng road.
Previously, he thought the fat man was bluffing, but he didn't expect that he was really a gold touch.
The gold touch amulet is the ID card of the gold touch school officers. It is made of the sharpest claws of pangolin. Looking at the fat man, it seems that it has been for some years.
"That's natural. Our ancestors were real craftsmen." The fat man put away the gold touch and said.
Craftsman is a self beautification term commonly used by grave robbers. The full name is a wrestling craftsman, because the tomb is like an inverted bucket, so it is called a wrestling craftsman. On the one hand, he explains his profession, on the other hand, he explains his skill, so he can be called a craftsman.
"Craftsmen? Do craftsmen still fight in broad daylight? I don't know the saying that Jiming doesn't touch gold? " Solemn cold hum a, despise of the fat way.
But the fat man was eloquent: "it's so dark in the Yellow nest cave. There's no light at all. It's just like the dark sky. I don't violate the rules of my grandmaster. Besides, we are young people in the new era. We should believe in science, not superstition, and not be conservative and incomplete. There's something wrong with your three outlooks. I'll fix it for you when I have a chance. "
The fat man's tongue bloomed and lotus said, forgetting the appearance that he was frightened and trembled just now.
"Oh, fat man, where are my black donkey's hooves?" Suddenly, the fat man cried. When I touch my pocket, I find something missing.
After listening to the fat man's words, his dignity despised him even more.
What else do you say, believe in science, believe in science? Even if you're fat, you'll lose your integrity!
"Here it is The fat man groped for a while and finally found his black donkey's hoof.
Solemnly, it was really a black donkey hoof soaked in quicklime. When the fat man found it, he put it into his pocket like a treasure. He was so mean that he wanted to kick it in his face.
"Get up!" Solemnly frowning, harshly to the fat man.
The fat man was startled by the solemn voice. He shivered on his face and asked: "if I don't get up, will you hit me?"
"Not only to hit you, but also to kill you!" He said gravely to the fat man.
"Oh, good man, spare your life. I've heard that there are heroes on your side for a long time. I thought it was a legend. It's all true! Hero, I have admired you since I was a child. Don't kill me. Kill me and you'll lose an admirer. It's going to be powdery A solemn word, in exchange for a few fat words.
In the end, it's also related to Weibo fans, which is really enough.
Solemnly, he gave the fat man a look and asked, "what's your name?"
"My family name is Liu. Just call me fat." Fat man blinked small eyes, timid answer.
"Oh, Liu duo, it's still your family." Solemn can't help but say to Liu duo behind him.
"He? Hum Liu Duo is fighting with another man. In the face of serious teasing, he just hums to express his contempt for the fat man.
Then Liu duo suddenly quickens his pace, shaking his hands like a butterfly, and hitting his opponent's Dantian fiercely. The opponent didn't come over in one breath, so he was kicked out by Liu duo.
And the landing point is exactly where the fat man is.
Obviously Liu Duo is playing a trick on the fat man.
"Ouch, ouch..." the fat man called and dodged busily.
From his evasive movements, we can see that he really can't do martial arts. Otherwise, unless he is a Huajin master, other people can't hide his serious eyes.
Liu duo's kick is very powerful. If he really bumps into a fat man, the fat man will have to be reimbursed on the spot.
So solemnly stretched out his hand, pushed on the man, his strength was immediately changed, and the man directly banged into the stone wall beside the fat man.
With a plop, he hit his head and fainted.
This time, the fat man was scared. He muttered that he was unlucky and met two evil stars.
"What do you have to do with them?" Seriously interrupted the fat man's muttering and asked.
"How do you describe it? To be precise, it should be a peer relationship. " The fat man replied.
"Companion? It turns out you're in the same league. " When you listen to it seriously, you will start immediately.
The fat man saw the solemn posture and waved his hand in a hurry: "stop, stop! More accurately, it is the relationship between employment and being employed! They hired me to look for Huang Chao's tomb, that's all, that's all. I eat by craft, too. "
With a solemn cold hum, he put down his hand. Fat man's words should not be false. From the previous communication between fat man and the other two people, it is obvious that the three people are not on the same channel. The two experts were more wary of the fat than they trusted him. They always put the fat man in the middle when they walked, as if they were afraid that the fat man would run away.
"Huangchao tomb?" At this time, Liu duo also came up and asked strangely“ Is Huang Chao really buried here? "
"According to the information I've collected, it should be." The fat man nodded.
"Can you find the location of Huang Chao's tomb?" Look solemnly at Liu duo.
If there is a Huangchao tomb, Diao Zhigou should be buried with Huangchao.
"Yes! I don't know who the fat man is! The posterity of the gold captain, the ancestor of the struggle, and Aston Martin of the tomb robbers! There's no grave I can't find at the end of the day! " The fat man boasted.
"Lead the way!" Liu duo doesn't talk nonsense with the fat man at all. He kicks the fat man's ass and kicks the fat man out.
"Why are you so impolite? You're asking me now. It's the seller's market. Do you know? Are you asking for help? Believe it or not... "The fat man chattered on.
But when he got another kick in the butt, he didn't dare to question Liu duo's attitude any more.
Although the fat man talks a little, he really has some skills.
He led Liu duo to turn left and right and walked through several dark rooms. These caves are hidden in the Ming Dynasty. If you look for them with Liu duo, you may not be able to find them.
"Well, fat man, I'm not bragging, am I?" The fat man said triumphantly“ Let's make it clear in advance. If we don't make it clear, I won't go forward even if you kill me. "
The fat man is a rascal.
"What's the matter?" Asked solemnly.
"I'm a half coerced and half cooperative relationship with those two people. I'm just a cooperative relationship with you. Since it's cooperation, it's business. We'll have to share the treasure we find at that time. " The fat man is serious.
Solemnly stunned, I didn't expect that the fat man should put forward this kind of condition.
This is really a rat's company for a cat. It's hard to earn money. Fat people can't forget their money at this juncture.
"OK, as long as you can find the Huangchao tomb, as long as there is a baby in it, it will be divided equally according to what you said!" Solemn really don't want to talk with fat man, agreed.
Fat man this just proud Jiao of hum two, again on the road.
Three high, three low, eighteen low. Fat man with solemn and Liu duo almost will yellow nest hole to go through a times.
But the solemn and Liu duo are very tired. If it wasn't for the fat man himself, he would not be able to walk any more. Solemn really doubts whether the boy is deliberately retaliating.
"Fat man, can you do it or not? Huang Chao cave has been visited all over. Where is Huang Chao tomb? " Asked gravely.
The fat man even took two breaths, turned his head and seriously corrected Zhuang Chong, saying, "call me fat."
Solemn and helpless compromise: "fat master, you are my uncle, can you find it or not?"
"Do you doubt fat master's ability? Do you know why the fat master took you all over the Huangchao cave? "
"Why?"
"Of course, it's the geomantic omen, the weather and the tomb."
I know this solemnity. It's the skill of the commander. To some extent, feng shui masters may not be able to match them.
"Excuse me, Mr. fat, have you located the tomb?"
"No Fat man's words almost made me spit blood seriously. It's useless to dally for a long time.
Just when Zhuang ran away, the fat man put out his serious anger with a word.
"But I found a problem. There are only 23 stone rooms in the whole Huangchao cave!"