Chapter 8253

"President Sima, in fact, I'm not totally unable to condense Dan Huo When I was very young, my father was still there. At that time, there was a senior man who gave me life and said that I had a special physique and could become an excellent alchemist! "

"It's just that my alchemy talent is hidden. It's like being sealed. Only when I'm 18, will the seal be untied! Or my talent will be activated automatically when time comes. At that time, I will get the help of a noble person, accept me as an apprentice, and teach me the ability of alchemy! "

Tang Yungui said solemnly with Lin Yi that he looked very serious!

Lin Yi frowns. What's all this? Why do you have a fortune teller?

Is Tang Yungui, a silly child, fooled by a magic wand for more than ten years?

"Tang Yungui, do you believe all these words? Have you ever thought that, in fact, the so-called high man is just nonsense? If you can't condense danhuo, you can't condense danhuo. You can't wake up when you are 18 years old How old are you now? "

Lin Yi asked without a word.

"This year Eighteen! "

In fact, Tang Yungui is not confident, because this year he is 18 years old: "but my birthday is a few days away, and it can not be regarded as full of 18 And I actually have Dan Huo! "

"What do you mean? Can you refine Dan Huo

Lin Yi frowns slightly. Are you kidding me?

There's Dan Huo for a while, and there's no Dan Huo for a while. Believe it or not, I'll make you into Dan?

"Er That I don't know Maybe not... "

Tang Yungui lowered his head again, and he looked uneasy: "I can't condense danhuo normally, but But When farting, sometimes there will be a burst of danhuo...... "

The farther back, the quieter Tang Yungui's voice became. At last, it was almost inaudible.

If it wasn't for Lin Yi's sharp mind, others would not be able to hear it clearly!

Just because he heard it clearly, Lin Yi was stunned

What? Fart out the fire? You are very capable!

Lin Yi is very hard to resist to go behind Tang Yungui to see if he has left a fire vent all year round

It's a waste of pants to fart like this, isn't it?

Thinking about that scene, Lin Yi couldn't help laughing

Others on the large-scale pull is the rice field total, this kid pulls is the fire!

Cattle lot!

"Dean Sima, do you think it's a way to condense Dan Huo? Is there any talent to be an alchemist? "

Tang Yungui looks at Lin Yi with hope again, but the questions he asks make Lin Yi difficult How can I get back to that?

If he can use fart to stabilize and control danhuo, he can't be an alchemist. The problem is

This kind of elixir will be either?

Fart pill He'll feel a little sick if he eats it himself, right?

Lin yichuckles at the corner of his mouth, flings the disgusting thought away, and then casually says, "I haven't seen it. It's not so good to judge. Why don't you show it to me?"

Tang Yungui's face turned red. He looked around - it was in the library!

It's embarrassing for thieves to fart in public, OK?

It's OK for a person to secretly release it in public. He won't allow this pride!

But Lin Yi, as the honorary Dean, also wants to help him. No matter how embarrassed he is, he has to work hard!

Fortunately, the students on the first floor of the library have almost gone after Ouyang Fantong. Tang Yungui is at ease.

"That Dean Sima, do I want to take off my pants? "

Tang Yungui said this. His shame is about to explode. Who farts and takes off his pants?

Especially when you take off your pants in front of others, if there is a seam on the ground, he wants to get in!

The administrator on one side held the corners of the mouth on both sides with his hands and tried hard to hold a smile, not wanting to be rude in front of Lin Yi.

How to say that he is also a strictly trained administrator. No matter how funny it is, he can not help laughing - unless he can't help it, there is no way!

Lin Yi didn't think too much, but subconsciously flashed a sentence - take off your pants and fart, do more!

So he said, "no need, you can demonstrate it directly!"

Tang Yungui is relieved. It's a good thing that he doesn't need to take off his pants in front of others. The next question is in case he farts and burns his pants What should I do?

Can't you run back to your dorm from the library naked?

Don't worry too much, because Lin Yi is still waiting to see his demonstration, so Tang Yungui brews a little, pounces ~ ~ and farts!

The air was suddenly quiet, and nothing special happened except for some strange smell.

As for farting and bursting out of Dan fire Anyway, Lin Yi didn't see it!

"Excuse me, Dean Sima I'm a little nervous. I'm not brewing enough. Give me another chance... "Tang Yungui is so embarrassed that he finally gets up the courage to throw back his face and fails!

I lost my face in vain. I have to do it again. Save my face somehow!

"That line, you are good to brew!"

Lin Yi smiled and comforted: "don't be nervous, take your time..."

I don't think it's right to say it. What's the matter of farting

Then the conversation turned: "you think we are not here, here you are all right."

Tang Yungui is still red in the face and red in the ear. He says that you big living people are clubbing in front of me. How can you not be there?

This saying is speechless. I can only hold my breath and continue to concentrate on brewing.

When the mood is full, it makes a melodious fart sound, and then there is a flash of fire behind him.

Although it's thin, it's full of heat. Sheng Sheng lights his pants.

Tang Yungui is in a hurry. He slaps his arse in a hurry to put out the fire. He knows that. He would rather lose face and take off his pants!

Lin Yi frowns a little. I didn't expect that someone could fart and burst out a fire. But the flash of fire just now seems

"Tang Yungui, try another one. It's better to keep it longer. I want to see it more carefully!"

Lin Yi casually put forward new requirements, and Tang Yungui's face turned green.

What? My pants are all burnt out. I can only run back naked. Do you want to see farting?

No, Dean Sima, can you still have a proper shape? Is it when I'm juggling? Should I get a plate for a reward?

Heart stomach Fei unceasingly, Tang Yungui mouth but dare not refuse, only obedient Oh, hands covering buttocks to start a new round of brewing.

The administrator has been fooling around for a long time. He didn't pay much attention to Tang Yungui before, so he didn't know that the boy could really fart and burst the fire Not an ordinary person!