Chapter 486

Lin Xiangjun didn't know that because she wanted to make a friend, the first time she wanted to do something according to her own wishes, song Yinqiao was deeply in the pain of bereavement of her parents and children. She couldn't help herself, and her father had to kneel down and plead guilty.

Seeing that she turned off her mobile phone, and then ignored the rules of giving and receiving, she took him by the hand and walked directly into the deep of the small park on the west side of the square. Shen Yue was very strange: "big beauty, you are so sneaky, you don't want to abduct me, do you?"

"Well, I'd like to, but who would like to buy such a stinky man as you?"

Lin Xiangjun snorted, and then giggled: "not to mention, those women in their fifties should like your little white face."

"Or you can buy me. I'm actually very fragrant. "

Shen Yue, with a dead face, raised his hand to her little nose and sang, "I promise you high quality and low price. You can't buy it. You can't be cheated. Don't worry, little girl. I'm very fragrant and can warm the bed. He has a lot of experience and can be called a pair of old goats. He can play all kinds of martial arts. He has good endurance when he carries a gun. The ability of family harmony is strong

Before entering the entertainment circle, Lin Xiangjun practiced singing hard, such as Beijing Opera and Huangmei Opera. He sang many songs and was once resonated by many meaningful lyrics, but he never heard such songs.

What makes her dumbfounded is that when Shen Yue deliberately sings such obscene lyrics in a desolate tone, she doesn't feel humiliated. Instead, she savors a different artistic conception.

And deeply intoxicated in this artistic conception, subconsciously caught what light, of course, did not notice Shen Yue's back of hand, has been close to her little mouth, also wipe.

After rubbing, Shen Yue was a little worried and said in secret: "Wo Cao, this child will not be shocked and silly by his brother's vulgarity, will he?"

After waiting for a while, Shen Yue was more worried than Lin Xiangjun. He pinched her little nose with his fingers and said, "Hey, it's raining. Wake up."

"You, you take away your smelly hands!"

Lin Xiangjun woke up like a dream, and then his cheeks turned red. Even in the dark of the woods, he couldn't hide his charming appearance, which made Shen Yue suddenly have a strong impulse to kiss her.

Fortunately, Shen Yue's determination is strong enough. He smiles, shrinks his hand and takes out his cigarette.

He took out his handkerchief and wiped his mouth. Then he bowed his head and said twice. After three stinks, Lin Xiangjun said, "can you stop smoking? Smoking is harmful to health. "

Shen Yue leaned on a tree and said simply, "No. It's harmful to my health. I can't die for a while and a half, but if I don't smoke, I may not even see the sun tomorrow. "

"Nonsense."

Lin Xiangjun curled his lips and asked in a low voice, "what song did you sing just now?"

"You haven't even heard of this world famous Divine Comedy?"

Shen Yue slightly Leng next, blurt out to ask.

Lin Xiangjun frowned: "Divine Comedy? I didn't. What's the name of the song? "

Seeing that she didn't seem to be pretending, Shen Yue immediately looked sad: "you don't even know, and you still have a face to call yourself a superstar of yingguangge Sanqi! Well, it seems that your reputation has a lot of moisture. "

No matter how Lin Xiangjun was forbidden to touch some low-speed things since he was a child, he immediately realized something after listening to his "song name".

Raising his foot, he stamped on the back of Shen Yue's foot and cried in a shy voice: "Stinky man, I'll stamp you to death!"

No matter how smelly people are, they don't want to die.

Even if Lin Xiangjun is a super beauty and can be stamped by her, I don't know how many men dream of it.

Shen Yue, who has long been immune to beauties, smiles and raises his feet to hide. Suddenly, his face changes. He points to her back and barks: "ah, snake!"

Most girls are afraid of snakes.

Lin Da Mei, born in a rich family, is no exception.

Sure enough, after listening to Shen Yue's words, Lin Xiangjun's face changed greatly. With a light cry, he jumped into his arms.

Shen Yue, who wants to take advantage of the opportunity to eat tofu, immediately opens his hands and asks Wenxiang nephrite to embrace him.

Although he is immune to beautiful women, he doesn't plan to take advantage of Lin Xiangjun's favorable impression on him to soak her, but he still refuses to let go when he has the opportunity to eat tofu.

Otherwise, God might have killed him with a flat thunder.

Pop.

Just as Shen Yue opened his hand with a smile and was ready to embrace Lin's warm body, the white shadow flashed in front of his eyes and a slap on his face.

The slap is very light.

Light to dream of Shen Yue, did not notice the slightest, not to mention the need for chilling to remind.

"It turns out she's lying to me. I'm afraid."

Shen Yuegang wakes up from his dream, and his intuition is that something chilly and rolling back and forth falls into his collar.

Wocao, what's this?

When Shen Yue looked down, he saw a small white hand holding a small snake, which was thicker than chopsticks, pushing it into his neck.

Sure enough, there are snakes!

But this little snake was not behind Lin Xiangjun, but when Shen Yue leaned on the branch of the tree, but she jumped on it. She grabbed it in his hand and put it in his collar.

Lin is not afraid of snakes.

Not only was she not afraid, but she also saw through Shen Yue's prank. When he wanted to eat her tofu, she tapped him under the cheek with her right hand, and then grabbed the snake and put it in his collar.

"Ha, smelly man, I'm not going to scare you to death!"

Lin Xiangjun chuckled. As soon as he said this, Shen Yue suddenly let out a shrill cry. His eyes turned white and he collapsed down the tree trunk.

"Ah, what's the matter with you?"

Lin Xiangjun startled, a moment later suddenly woke up: "you, you are not particularly afraid of snakes?"

Shen Yue collapsed on the ground without any reaction.

The little snake, which had been put into the neckline, was crawling around in his shirt against his belly.

Since there are girls who are not afraid of snakes, there must be men who are afraid of snakes.

Coincidentally, when Shen Yue, who was afraid of snakes, was bluffing Lin Xiangjun, who was not afraid of snakes, a small snake that came out at night became a prop for them to tease each other. As a result, he was stunned.

After figuring out what was going on, Lin Xiangjun was shocked. He knelt down on the lawn in a hurry and untied Shen Yue's shirt to catch the snake.

The little snake used to stay well on the branch, but she was caught by the beauty to scare people, but she was scared and ran around.

It's a coincidence that Shen Yue collapsed on the ground, his belly collapsed, and there was a gap between his belt and his skin. The snake quickly swam in.

Lin Xiangjun rushed to catch him.

She caught the snake's tail, but it was as slippery as loach, and its tail was getting thinner and thinner, so she didn't catch it.

Beauty Lin quickly goes to untie Shen Yue's belt.

If you look wrong, this little snake turns out to be a poisonous snake with long teeth. After biting Shen Yue and his brother, it is estimated that it will have to be resected

Lin Xiangjun can't bear the responsibility. He is too anxious to untie his belt. His little hand sticks to his belly and goes in.

Then she caught one

A what?

Lin Xiangjun didn't know.

But in her subconscious, she told her that it was not something she could touch.

It seems that only Shen Yue's woman can touch it.

Lin Xiangjun was stunned and forgot to release his hand. He only felt that a voice in his mind was calling: "you're catching other people's things!"

God dares to testify that even if Lin Xiangjun is afraid of snakes, he would rather catch snakes than this thing.

The old man wants to set up a dry thunder on the ground and bomb a certain pretender into dregs!

As one of the seven kinds of weapons, the black thorn, who is afraid of water, has already been ridiculed by people. If he is afraid of snakes again, he should go home and take the children to pull them down, so as not to be shameful.

Shen Yue was not afraid of snakes. He was very hungry when he was on a jungle mission. He ate this lovely elf raw many times.

He pretended to be afraid of snakes and fainted because he didn't cheat Lin Xiangjun, who was supposed to be afraid of snakes. When he was still dreaming, he was taken advantage of the opportunity to smack.

Although Lin Xiangjun's flick was like a little lover wiping sweat on her boyfriend, it was humiliating for Shen Yue.

Buddha said, men can be killed but not humiliated.

Since Lin Xiangjun has humiliated Shen Yue, if he doesn't pretend to be stunned, squint to appreciate her hesitation and panic, maybe he can win her artificial respiration.

But Shen Yue never dreamed that NIMA, the little snake he had high hopes for, ran into his pants.

Before he thought about catching it, Lin Xiangjun, who was really scared, reached in and caught the snake?

Shen Yue's snake, when not stimulated, is a dead one.

Once it is activated, it will quickly become larger and hotter in the shortest time.

He secretly hates his brother. He's a little expert at death. Isn't it good to be a quiet and beautiful man at this time?

Have to let Lin big beauty aware, he is pretending to be scared faint, will feel violated, just willing.

Even though Lin Xiangjun was always deliberately instilled in Song Yinqiao to be cold and arrogant, she still could not hide her pure and kind nature.

But who stipulates that a simple and kind-hearted girl will easily let him go after this?

When the little snake, who was wandering in his heart, finally found a way out of Shen Yue's left trouser leg and ran away as fast as possible, he heard an extremely suppressed Scream: "ah."

It has heard two screams.

One is when a man is stunned by it.

Once, this time.

But the scream of a man who was stunned in the past, magnified a hundred times, was not as painful as this one.

It's like a man was bitten by a poisonous snake with teeth.

The little snake, who is eager to run for his life, will not swim back to have a look.

Then, it can't appreciate the wonderful scene that Lin Da Mei pinches something with her right hand and holds Shen Yue's mouth with her left hand.

Fortunately, Lin Xiangjun has reached the master level of "there is a knife in the heart, but no knife in the hand".

If she had a knife in her hand, she would definitely cut Shen Yue's thing.

This smelly person, is simply too irritating, don't give him to cut off, difficult to level Lin big beauty's heart anger.

But for the sake of the pain, Lin Xiangjun finally drew back his right hand, loosened his mouth and stood up.

Wo Cao, I will never pretend to be a match again.

It's dangerous to lose one's son and one's grandson.

Shen Yue, who was so scared, rubbed the thing a few times and asked it to stop for a while before he got up with a smile.

Lin Xiangjun turned his back to him. His shoulders trembled, and he seemed to be crying.

This makes Shen Yue feel very sorry. He wants to explain something, but after thinking about it, he still feels that it's best to sneak away.

Just he just crept out two steps, Lin Xiangjun's cold voice came: "do you dare to go?"

What a joke!

Shen Yue turned his lips. He couldn't understand why he didn't dare to leave.

When his right foot fell, Lin Xiangjun said, "three, two."

What does she mean by the countdown?

After the countdown, will the invincible superman appear and tear Shen Yue to pieces?

Shen Yue didn't want to see Superman, so he had to ask with a smile: "beauty, what else can I do for you?"

"Come here."

Big beauty's command, easy to understand, but also with a finger point in front of her.

Shen Yue just walked over and said nothing. Lin Xiangjun raised his right foot.

He understood that the beauty would stamp his feet with her stiletto heels.

This kind of behavior is too barbaric. Shen Yue doesn't like it.

But as soon as he dodged his right foot, he might be counting down again: "three, two."

Seeing that she was very kind and used twice, Shen Yue had to satisfy her barbarism.

The stiletto, which was not much thicker than the awl, stamped on Shen Yue's right foot. However, it was lighter than when she caressed his cheek with her little hand just now.

Shen Yue can't understand the meaning of big beauty.

"If you dare tell me what happened tonight, I'll never talk to you again."

Lin Xiangjun looked up at him with bright eyes, like the brightest star in the Arctic cold night.

For Shen Yue, this kind of threat has little restraint.

But he nodded obediently.

"A capital crime can be forgiven, but a living crime is inevitable."

Lin Xiangjun made a condition: "you must promise me a condition."

"To kill for you, or to set fire? You can say that if you frown, you are not a hero. "

Looking at Lin Xiangjun's small face with tears, Shen Yue clapped his chest.

Lin Xiangjun's answer is also very simple: "from now on, you must be my friend."