Chapter 1051

Li Nanfang can't give eight hundred without authorization.

This is the village rules formulated by the senior village head, Xie EQ, teachers' mother, husband and wife a few years ago.

We hope that this guy can hibernate in 800 all his life.

Because his life experience of more than 30 years is more wonderful than that of ten thousand people's 18 lives.

No matter who gets so much, it's time to step back.

Otherwise, let him continue to expand, sooner or later will be struck by thunder.

In this world, the only thing that can be wonderful for a long time is God.

If anyone disobeys this, women can only act like Yang Guifei to show the world what it means to have a bad life.

A man will become emperor Yang

In order to prevent Li Nanfang from offending God because of his wonderful life, he uses village rules and a group of wives to trap him in 800. He has nothing to drink tea, plow the fields, and orders his beautiful army with straw in his mouth to dance for him. This is the authentic way to live a long life.

However, in order to prevent accidents, 800 highly respected people specially added the word "no unauthorized" when formulating this village regulation.

The meaning of these four words is obvious: "if there are special circumstances, Li Nanfang can still go out."

But when this happens, there is also a premise: "Yang Xiao must watch him closely. In case this guy is infatuated with the outside world's ten Zhang soft red, no longer care about his wives and cubs, play missing. I'm even more afraid that when he comes back to 800, there will be three or five women holding babies behind him. "

Yang Xiao was sent out because she had the strength to stop Li Nanfang with violence and bring back 800.

However, Yang Xiao, who bears the heavy burden, has the potential to "rebel". After all, Li Renzha just needs to hold her in her arms and talk a lot, and then she can't find him anywhere.

Therefore, the 800 high-ranking people specially added a rule for Yang Xiao: "if you can't bring Li Renzha back within the specified time. Your precious son, hehe... Think for yourself. "

In Yang Xiao's eyes, the whole world is not as important as her baby son who pees his mother every time she sucks.

No, not even a hair.

Over the years, Yang Xiao's biggest worry has never happened.

But at last

Of noble character and high prestige, Li Nanfang was not able to help him to leave eight hundred. When he left woodlouse alone, he didn't have any thoughts.

The reason is simple.

Yue Zitong, the No.1 landlady in the world, believes that Shen Qingwu, a rebellious woman, will not cause trouble even if she tosses about again.

But she worried that the little devil from misty village would appear at the birthday party, hoping to see Li Nanfang and ask about Chen Zhima and rotten millet.

After all, when the little devil came 800 hours half a year ago, he couldn't ask those questions for some reasons.

At the 60th birthday party of elder Shen, Li Nanfang, who is closely related to the Shen family, may appear.

The little devil didn't find it. He only saw the night God and Shen Qingwu.

Then, she is very likely to ask her aunt and nephew.

Then, it is very likely that something bad will happen.

In order to ensure the safety of Shen's aunt and nephew, the landlady suggested Li Nanfang go out of the mountain.

After Li Nanfang heard the news that he could get out of the mountain, he was still happy to wet the Kang, even though the landlord's wife repeatedly ordered him not to show up if there was no accident.

Facts have proved that Yue Zitong is the first landlady in the world.

However, it is obvious that Yue Zitong did not expect that Lao Hu, who was the first master in the world, would also appear tonight.

This let originally see zhuangchun furious to kill the night God, ready to teach her Yang Xiao, the heart is quite dissatisfied.

It's her turn to be in the limelight, but she's been robbed by the old shameless man. No one else will be dissatisfied.

Fortunately, when Shen Yue, who is possessed by violence, kicks Yaqing in the mountains, Li Nanfang finds something for Yang Xiao in time.

After she tied Yaqing in the tree as an antidote, she never paid attention to it again.

First, what will happen next will pollute Xuanyuan's Phoenix eyes.

Second, his wife Shen Qingwu, who is scared to death by Yaqing in the mountains, can just export evil spirit.

Yang Xiao doesn't pay attention to what Shen Qing and Yaqing say. He goes out of the woods with both hands on his back to watch the two groups of fighting on the ice.

With the help of three beautiful grandchildren, Lao Hu, in his fifties, once again met Zhuang Chun, a young and vigorous man. He fought for a long time. Instead of falling behind, he fought bravely and took the lead.

This may be due to the fact that he has summed up a lot of targeted experience after his last encounter with Zhuang Chun in Qingshan.

Although the years have made Lao Hu more and more shameless, they have also given him rich combat experience.

If it's someone else, even Li Nanfang, don't think that after a fight with Zhuang Chun, you can find her strongest and weakest points after careful recollection, and repeat the precautions when they fight again.

Any effort is never in vain.

This can be seen from Zhuang Chun's more and more fierce fighting, his more and more coquetry, and Lao Hu's more and more calm under the three beautiful disciples' hoarse compliments.

"Even if it's until dawn, Zhuang Chun doesn't want to hurt the old shameless."

Yang Xiao is definitely a great master of close combat. He just looks over there and gets the most correct judgment.

"My Lord. I, I should not be impulsive and irritate her. It almost caused a disaster. Please also punish the king. "

The pale flower night God timidly goes to Yang Xiao and pleads in a low voice.

Yang Xiao, however, picked his eyebrows. When he looked at Shen Yue and Li Nanfang, he said faintly, "you didn't do anything wrong. No matter who it is, and no matter where 800 people are hit, we will fight back. You and Qingwu, go back to the villa. "

Flower night God mentioned the heart, this just put down, the head of a little bit, into the woods.

The next thing, Yang Xiao doesn't want to let the night God two people to get involved again.

After telling the night God to return to Chengping villa, Yang Xiao frowned slightly.

Because of Shen Yue.

To some extent, it's almost the same as cerebral thrombosis. It's classified.

Patients with cerebral embolism are of grade five, which is similar to normal people.

The lower the level, the more serious the damage.

The lowest level of brain plug is the kind of vegetative person who can't walk, move or speak but can open his eyes.

Shen Yue's level of being possessed almost reached this level.

Fortunately, it was Li Nanfang who fought with him.

Li Nanfang is a great master who is possessed by the devil... He has incomparable experience in this respect. He can easily step into the demon world, but he can also easily fall to the ground and play like that.

However, for some reasons, his way of going crazy is totally different from Shen Yue's.

He can try to control the demons.

But Shen Yue, who was possessed for the first time, had no experience in this. He was only enslaved by the killing and shouting that he was fighting hard. His potential was greatly overdrawn.

Li Nanfang clearly saw that this was coming, but he didn't stop. He kept sending out waves and laughter of "I haven't been so happy for a long time". He surrounded Shen Yue like a crazy tiger, and kept turning around, picking... To amuse him.

Yang Xiao, the great devil, said that she understood the pain in her husband's heart.

It's just like the goods that used to eat big fish and big meat, but they were caught as monks in Shaolin temple for several years. The mouth of the ancient Green Lantern Buddha faded out of the bird. Finally, they can open up the meat world. I'm sorry to shut up if I don't support it.

More than ten seconds later, Yang Xiao finally jumped forward.

We can't indulge Li Nanfang any more.

Otherwise, Shen woodlouse may not even have the strength to take the antidote. After that, he can only take the bus free.

Li Nanfang, who thoroughly plays with sexual hair, sees Yang Xiao join the battle group. After the couple bully Shen Yue, they suddenly wake up.

He laughed, but could not admit it.

We are all old husbands and wives. Even if we do something wrong, we don't have to admit it orally.

It's amazing. I'll find a place to stay away from the wind tonight, work overtime and let Xuanyuan go to fairyland several times.

Originally, Shen Yue had a hard time dealing with Li Nanfang, but now with Yang Xiao, the devil, the situation on the court suddenly reversed.

In particular, this couple has formed an indescribable tacit understanding in all kinds of fights for many years.

On this planet, no one can stop Li Nanfang and Yang Xiao's joint attack.

Let alone Shen Yue, who is still growing up.

It's estimated that it's only ten seconds. Shen Yuegang blocks Li NanFang's frontal attack and suddenly feels a pain in his neck.

He instinctively opened his mouth to make a roar, but a sweet pill was thrown into his mouth.

Seeing that Yang Xiao, like an eagle catching a chicken, was holding Shen Yue fast across the ice, Li Nanfang, who was still in his mind, suddenly caught up with him: "I'll go, I'll go. There are some things that you can't do as a girl. "

Yang xiaote... Likes to hear Li Renzha say that she is a girl.

Give him a very charming little white eye, Yang Xiao turned to the lake.

After two steps, she heard Li Renzha complain: "for so many years, she can't even throw a wink. It's stupid."

Xuanyuan king immediately dejected, inferiority looked down at the tip of his feet, trying to recall how he LAN Xiaoxin moved his eyes when he was flattering.

When Yamanaka Yaqing's originally empty cry suddenly filled with too much satisfaction, he couldn't think how to move his eyes to make the eyes seem to be killing all living beings. So Yang Xiao, who began to be upset, was gently pulled up with his white wrist. In his ear came the sonorous voice of a scum husband: "wife, how can a sacred and inviolable existence like you be as bad as many mediocre and vulgar powder? In fact, you don't know that when you look back and smile, you can kill all the eyes in the world. "

Yang Xiao immediately Longyan Dayue, looking back at a smile, quietly asked: "you, you will not coax people happy?"

"If I'm trying to make you happy, I'll be struck by thunder."

Li Nanfang immediately raised his hand and looked at Tian zhengse. When he answered, he burst into tears in the dark: "it's clear that he's a murderer. If he doesn't continue to be cool, he will feel more conquered. But learn Helan fox, what do you say about others? I'm fed up with it. God, you'd better thunder me to death. "

Zhuang Chun also wanted the thunderbolt from heaven.

The three men who killed Lao Hu boasted about how great and invincible he was.

Before, Zhuang Chun had never met shameless people.

But now she knows that shamelessness is not only an act, but also a weapon.

Lao Hu's three beautiful disciples were hoarse in voice, sore in feet and rotten in hands. However, flattery was like the Yellow River, and they kept on talking.

If they are boasting about Laohu, they will be a kind of "language art".

The problem is, they sing a hundred times, and over and over again they are just cliches.

If you don't accept gifts this year, you can accept them... Turn on the TV and see two cartoon old men and women dancing and shouting out this slogan, but it has successfully defeated hundreds of millions of viewers.

Magic sound.

These are the most terrible magic sounds that three beautiful women in special clothes sing repeatedly in a hysterical manner.