Chapter 169

"Evil words? The one in our school? " Ye Cuo, of course, has heard of Yan Xie. He should be the most famous person in the whole school. Even if the students of Yunhai middle school don't know the principal, they will know Yan Xie.

Ye CuO knows that this guy is the record holder of all the events in the school sports meeting, the winner of the Olympic mathematics competition, and the winner of four consecutive calligraphy, photography, painting, music and other competitions in the school. As long as there is a competition in the school, basically everyone is going to fight for the second place. Before the competition, the first place will write a good name on the trophy.

Of course, many people think that if Suya is willing to participate in this kind of competition, it's hard to say who is the first.

Ye CuO has heard all kinds of stories about Yan Xie, but they are basically unreliable. It is said that this guy has a typical unconstrained mind. Most people can't understand what he is going to do next.

"Yan Xie, what are you going to do?" Ye CuO didn't understand.

Suya said with a smile: "before, when I first entered Yunhai middle school, he didn't know where he heard that I was very smart. He had to come to me to have a competition. At that time, we two bet that if we lost, we would hide when we saw each other. He lost that time. Now he thinks he has found a way to win me, so he's here again. "

Ye mistook the four dishes in front of him.

First, a fried chicken heart, on a long and a short two scallions.

Second, two spring rolls filled with shredded potatoes.

Third, a dish of battered dip.

Fourth, a small pot with a big stomach, inside is a portion of fried fungus.

"What are these things?" Ye CuO said with a smile.

The four dishes are all weird, which makes Ye CuO a little confused.

Su Ya laughed: "four dishes are four idioms. First of all, the chicken heart focuses on the long-term and short-term things, that is, lying on the salary (heart) and tasting the courage (length). It seems that he is a little worried about the last loss. "

Ye CuO a little admire: "this... If I, I can't guess, it's a good blow, I feel my IQ is not enough."

Su Ya was afraid of Ye CuO's embarrassment, so she hurriedly said, "OK, you don't often play with this kind of thing. When I was a child, my family invited a gentleman to teach me how to study. That old gentleman liked Chinese traditional culture. I've taught riddles, lantern riddles, wine orders, couplets and so on. I should have learned Yan Xie, so I'm good at them. In fact, this kind of thing is not very useful. You don't see it very often. It's normal if you can't guess. "

Ye CuO smiles. Su Ya is always so considerate and takes care of others' feelings.

"What are the rest of the dishes?" Ye CuO stepped on it himself, but this kind of puzzle like thing needs strong association. He is not very good at it.

Su Ya pointed to the second dish and said, "two spring rolls filled with potatoes are just a comeback."

Ye CuO laughed: "when you say this, I feel very simple, but if you don't mention it, it's very difficult to guess. It's very interesting."

Ye CuO can't help but be a little interested in Yan Xie. It's really a funny idea to express his ideas with this dish. It seems that Yan Xie is not a nuisance at least.

Suya said with a smile: "when he was normal, he was really a very funny person. Except for a little nagging, everything else was OK. But it's hard to deal with when you're nervous. People who are smarter than him may not be able to fight; He may not be as clever as he can fight; Even if both are better than him, there may not be a rogue

At this point, Su Ya shook his head: "this time he came again, it may not be easy to deal with. Fortunately, he is not bad, not as annoying as Bai Xiaolou, so I am willing to pay attention to him. In fact, he is like a child, just for the sake of winning. When he won, he felt bored again, and wanted to beat him personally. This kind of person belongs to the legend, have nothing to look for to smoke type! "

Ye CuO laughed, feeling very funny: "you can win him."

Suya shook his head: "I'm not sure. He's hard to deal with. It's terrible for such a person to be an opponent. First of all, he wants to jump out and it's hard to predict. Just like when playing chess, other people's dangerous and strange moves are his common moves. Secondly, he is energetic and can pay a great price to win, but I won't get any benefits when I won him, so... "

Suya said, suddenly frowning and thinking, she said in a low voice, "this time maybe we can get some benefits."

"Why?" Ye CuO was a little surprised.

Suya said: "he's smart and can fight. Although he's not as smart as me and you can fight, it's hard to deal with him when he has both of these attributes. Didn't you join the Qin army? There will be all kinds of dangers around in the future. If he follows you, it will help you a lot. "

Ye CuO looked at her, although he knew she was kind-hearted, but he always felt a little chilly when he got a man to follow him: "forget it. I'm used to acting alone. Besides, even if I want to find a partner, I want to find you. We are invincible together."

Suya's face was supported by her little hand, and she said with a smile, "who is going to be with you?" After that, she touched her little nose and said, "what you said is also reasonable. The evil words are all dangerous moves. If you use them correctly, you will win with one blow. If you don't use them correctly, you will lose a lot. It's a double-edged sword. However, most of him are able to make correct judgments, and only sometimes, he needs to be reminded

Ye CuO waved his hand: "don't talk about that. Let me explain the meaning of the remaining two dishes."

Suya pointed to the third dish: "dipping sauce like paste is another battle (dipping) in the river and lake (paste). The first three dishes all mean that he is ready and wants to compete with me again. "

"What did you compare last time?" Ye CuO is a little curious.

Suya frowned and said: "the competition at the beginning was normal. Calligraphy, painting, riddle guessing, all kinds of common projects. Later, he always lost, so he played tricks and said that it was better than... Eating beans and farting... "

Ye CuO can't help but frown. This evil word is really cheap. This kind of harmful move is used to deal with Su ya, a beautiful girl.

Ye CuO looked at Suya and said, "you won, too?"

Suya's cheek was reddish: "no, you bad guy!"

Ye CuO said with a smile, "didn't he lose?"

Suya was a little embarrassed and said, "I asked him to eat first. I replaced the beans he ate with croton."

Ye CuO couldn't help laughing: "you are also very bad."

In the box next door, Yan Xie's bitter face sounded the end of the last competition. Croton is a powerful laxative. He had diarrhea for three days after eating, and his intestines were almost pulled out. Since then, he has been respectful and far away from Su ya. He has been hiding from Su Ya for one or two years.

Su Ya knocked on the last dish: "this kind of container with a small mouth and a big stomach was called fou in ancient times. It was pronounced" no ". The fungus in the fou is whether you dare to come or not?"? It's a challenge to me. I seem to be confident. "

With that, Suya bowed her head to Ye CuO's ear in a low voice: "this time with you by my side, he can't get rid of it. We must clean him up and let him listen to you in the future."