Chapter 37 - Mommy, Uncle You, are you hide-and-seek?

“Today, Uncle You helped Mommy pick up the baby and Tiantian from kindergarten. Mommy was rewarding Uncle just now.”

Tian Bao was doubtful. Normally, when he helped Mommy with the housework, Mommy would kiss him, but he only kissed his own cheek. Why would he kiss Uncle’s mouth? Could it be that adults and children are different?

Although he was still worried, he was still defeated by Playing Heart. He picked up the toy and pulled his sister to sit on the ground to play.

Tian Mi was scared by her words. Was it really good to deceive the children like this?

Tian Mi stared at the initiator in front of her. She said subtly, “Take care of this kind of thing in the future. Don’t let me take the blame. In the future, the babies will blame me for my poor education. I can’t even jump into the Yellow River and wash it clean.”

You Xuanyao lowered his head to suppress his laughter. This woman performed well on the spot, and it was truly up to him to reward her well.

“Then leave the responsibility of receiving the treasure to me in the future. Don’t forget your reward.”

You Xuanyao leaned over and whispered in Tian Mi’s ear.

Tian Mi’s face lengthened. Wasn’t this throwing stones at a falling well? Wasn’t there a pot that couldn’t be boiled? Don’t make a fuss! Can you stop messing with her so willfully?

The car stopped in the supermarket. You Xuanyao got off the car and came back with two pockets. The refrigerator at home was almost empty the day before yesterday. With this woman’s confused personality, she definitely did not remember to replenish it in time. The two of them were fine, but it would be bad if the babies could not keep up with the nutrition.

You Xuanyao stuffed his pocket into Tian Mi’s hand.

Broccoli, fresh lotus segments, colored pepper, water bamboo, tofu, salmon, yellow beef, and a processed bass.

“Go home and make a steamed bass. I want to eat it.”

This was a bit difficult for Tian Mi. She would also stir-fry home-cooked dishes and steamed bass. This really wouldn’t happen.

Looking at the worried Tian Mi, You Xuanyao had a hard time guessing whether this woman actually didn’t know how to cook. This dish was clearly a specialty of her hometown.

“You won’t?”

It was unbelievable, but it was true.

Tian Mi nodded in embarrassment. Her cooking skills were limited, so she really couldn’t meet all the requirements of the president.

“Then I’ll do it.” No wonder he had grown so thin. Perhaps this woman was suspected of abusing her precious treasure. “You must feel sorry for letting a patient cook. I’ll write this down. I’ll return it in the future!”

What? She, Tian Mi, was even more aggrieved than Dou E. Who was it that was shamelessly running to her house to eat? Who was it that bought a bass on her own? Who was it that boasted that she wanted to eat fish? Who was it!

Why did he spill the calamity on Tian Mi and let her record this debt? If he really wanted to calculate, how could he explain who owed who exactly!

Steamed Perch, Stir-fried Beef with Zizania latifolia, Salmon Tofu Soup, Stir-fried Broccoli.

Since someone was bragging, Tian Mi didn’t want to be pitiful. You Xuanyao stopped this table from eating. Tian Mi leaned against the sofa and leisurely watched TV and drank some small tea. Since it was all recorded, so what if it was more.

It was a small matter to eat and a big matter to sleep. After these two days of torment, how to allocate the bed had become Tian Mi’s new problem.

Although the patient was alive and kicking, the patient was the patient. If You Xuanyao continued to sleep on the sofa and the cold relapsed, Tian Mi would probably be the one with the biggest headache. Moreover, her precious daughter was tired of You Xuanyao every day. If she was infected and the child’s resistance was always insufficient, it would be better for You Xuanyao to sleep in the bedroom.

But when she thought that she was going to curl up on the hard sofa tonight, Tian Mi really felt sorry for her little shoulder. She clearly had a bed that she couldn’t sleep on, but she couldn’t sleep so naturally.

As usual, Tian Mi gradually fell asleep with You Xuanyao’s regular keyboard typing.

When she was halfway through her sleep, she felt like she was being carried by someone. She opened her eyes and found that You Xuanyao was hugging her who was wrapped in a quilt. Why did that scene look like a concubine who was being doted on?

You Xuanyao put Tian Mi on the bed. Tian Mi was sleepy with her eyes open. What was this man doing? She couldn’t help but pull the blanket tightly.

Why was this woman so nervous? She was already a mother. Could it be that she was afraid that he would eat her? You Xuanyao couldn’t help but think of something to tease the woman.

“The patient is not suitable to cover with a thin blanket. It’s still you who is thicker and warmer.”

You Xuanyao pulled away Tian Mi’s tightly covered cup and drilled into it. She was so scared that Tian Mi retreated abruptly. She leaned back and was about to fall off the bed. You Xuanyao didn’t have time to save her. The quilt wrapped around the two of them fell heavily to the ground. The moment Tian Mi’s head touched the ground, You Xuanyao vigorously protected her big hand.

“It hurts!” Tian Mi still felt the pain and cried out.

You Xuanyao rubbed the back of Tian Mi’s head. She had obviously fallen on his thick hand. He, You Xuanyao, did not say anything. This woman was still there, complaining of pain.

“Does it still hurt?”

“It hurts! I told you to stop messing around. Look, you’ve fallen off. What should I do if I wake up baby?”

Tian Mi lowered her voice. The two of them moved so loudly that if they woke up the treasure next door, they might not be able to go to kindergarten on time tomorrow morning.

You Xuanyao felt helpless. It’s only been half a month since we last met, Why do you feel that the two of them have already begun to live the life of my old wife? Everything takes precedence over the children. Oh my God, they can’t just jump to the weak stage without a honeymoon, right? I think he, You Xuanyao, is also a dignified seven-foot man in his right year. His functions are still full of vitality. It seems like he needs to create some two-person worlds to taste the sweetness for himself.

You Xuanyao and Tian Mi’s postures were too ambiguous. The distance between the two of them was not even the slightest bit. They quieted down, as if the air was full of pink. In this kind of scene on TV, the male lead usually kissed the female lead affectionately, and then did something undescribable.

Why shouldn’t the two of them occasionally be heroes and heroines?

You Xuanyao lowered his head and stroked Tian Mi’s lips. After aiming at her, he fiercely pressed her down and grinded her.

The man’s kissing skill was too good, causing Tian Mi’s entire body to heat up. This feeling was too long ago, and Tian Mi had forgotten how to breathe.

Following his lips, his neck, collarbone, and delicate skin under his pajamas were all sacred places that he had missed for four whole years.

Sure enough, the story did not go as smoothly as they had imagined. The two of them were very affectionate, lingering, and hugging each other by the neck. However, they clearly heard the bedroom door being gently pushed open and two small heads poking in.

Tian Mi and You Xuanyao were both shocked. The more panicked they became, the more they couldn’t break free from the shackles of the quilt and were in an abnormally sorry state.

“Mommy, Uncle You, are you guys playing hide-and-seek?”