Teacher Zhang Lan once again spent a whole class time to let a group of children barely recite the correct goose.
However, after class, the classroom is full of delicious young children's voices.
Not even for a while, this catchy new poem has spread all over the kindergarten
Zhang Lan, who has no love for life, said that she just wanted to die.
As the initiator, Yanyan is having fun in the bunker with xiaotuanzi, xiaoqingzi, Lu Wei, Keke and stink.
Goose, goose, goose
Suddenly, a loud goose cry came into the ears of several little guys.
The little guys looked at each other. The little Tuanzi's eyes were bright and sucked away the tears from the corners of his mouth. "Do you want to eat roast goose?"
Lu Wei took a smoke from the corner of his mouth. "The goose barks so loudly. It's still alive. How can I eat it?"
"I know, I know!" Xiaotuan Zi quickly raised his hand and answered, "geese, geese, Qu Xiang is cut with a knife, scalded with boiling water, and grilled geese on a shelf! Brother Qingzi, when we went to cliff village last time, the villager's millet did this. Do you remember?"
"Mm-hmm, remember!" Xiaoqing wiped the saliva at the corner of his mouth and nodded again and again.
"Therefore, we are short of a big goose now," Lu Wei concluded.
Several little guys immediately turned their eyes to the direction of the goose's cry.
It's a small zoo in the kindergarten. It's designed to let these children who grow up in the city know some common poultry and livestock.
The big white goose inside, with its long neck, smooth white feathers and fat body, looks particularly delicious.
Several little guys quietly touched it while the teacher wasn't paying attention.
"Let's get in from the dog hole, and then everyone surrounds the goose, and the mud cute boy paper jumps up and holds it down!" the small group whispered to his friends about his arrangement.
"Uh huh!" the other children nodded heavily.
Finally, led by Xiao Qingzi, behind Lu Wei's hall, a group of children climbed into the goose circle from the dog hole in turn.
"Goose -"
The goose made another loud and clear cry.
The little guys had a tacit understanding. One person was responsible for one direction, and they surrounded the goose.
Seeing that the goose was getting closer and closer, the clear eyes of several little guys were shining, as if they had seen the goose turn into a golden roast goose.
At this time, xiaotuanzi waved to xiaoqingzi, Lulu and stink, "go!"
Xiao Qingzi, Lu Wei and stink rushed up at the same time.
"Goose -"
The goose shouted, proudly disdained the goose's head, flapped its big wings, jumped out of the surrounding circle of several small balls.
"Ah --"
Several small dumplings haven't reacted yet. Xiaoqing has touched his ass and jumped and shouted.
After the big goose pecked xiaoqingzi with its big mouth, it immediately transferred the target and gave him a stink, followed by Keke, Yanyan and Lulu. Finally, it threw its attack target at xiaotuanzi.
A pair of small jiojio, like a small motor, ran towards the dog hole, but before she could run, the goose stood in front of her and blocked the hole.
"Ah ah..."
The fighting goose chased the six little guys around.
It drives the roosters and ducks nearby, as well as dogs and goats farther away.
"Whoa, whoa --"
"Quack, quack --"
"Woof, woof --"
"Baa Baa -"
A series of shouts rang out, and there was a scene of chickens flying and dogs jumping in the small zoo, mixed with several little fat children crying and howling to avoid the attack of the big goose.
When the children came with teacher Zhang Lan and the principal.
The frightened Rooster fluttered to the head of the headmaster and stood. Before the headmaster could react, the rooster pulled a lump of shit on his head, just slipped in front of his glasses and landed on the tip of his nose.
Principal:
A group of teachers:
Want to laugh and dare not laugh!
"Teacher, help!"
"Save the poor baby!"
"The goose is going to eat the baby!"
……
The six little guys who were chased by the goose and had nowhere to hide cried. The most miserable little Qingzi was holding his pants with his two little hands. Because if he didn't pay attention, the goose would pull his pants off.
The teacher and the security guards finally caught the goose.
And six little guys were called into the principal's office.
"Say, who took your head? What are you doing in the little zoo?"
Yanyan looked left and right, and looked at some of her little friends. "Report to the principal, the babies have heads!"
The head of the kindergarten was in a fog. He heard xiaoruan holding her little head solemnly to help Yanyan explain: "the baby will die if he doesn't take the lead!"
The principal realized that this head was not the other head.
He could hardly cry or laugh. He had to change his way, "whose idea is to go into the small zoo to catch geese?"
The little ball's claws were held high. "I, I... It's my idea!"
"Su Ruan, you are still very proud, aren't you?"
"It's not pride!" the Little Regiment blinked a pair of blingbling big eyes, shook his small head and straightened his small belly, "it's one person doing things and one person acting as one. It's soft to take everyone to catch geese and make roast geese to eat.
Headmaster, if you want to punish me, I'll punish one person! "
The principal laughed angrily. "Do you still want to cook roast goose? Tell me, how do you plan to cook roast goose?"
"Geese, quxiang is cut with a knife, red blood floats green water, and the shelf roasts geese!" Yanyan shakes her head again.
The head of the garden just felt a burst of hot blood rushing straight to the top of his head. He had high blood pressure!
She felt she couldn't ask any more, otherwise he might die suddenly.
So he pointed to some little guys and said, "you, you, give me a good stand here!"
"Oh!" several little guys quickly and obediently put a pair of small hands behind them and stood close to the root of the wall.
When Su Yan came to pick up xiaotuanzi from school, xiaotuanzi began to rub his white and tender legs and stomach like lotus roots as soon as he got on the bus.
"Little dumpling, do you have a pain in your foot?" Susie asked suspiciously, looking at the little movement of little dumpling.
"Uh huh!" the small group nodded seriously, and then compared two fat fingers, "soft stood for two classes?"
"Why?"
"The head of the garden punished the soft station!"
Su Xiaowu suddenly became interested. After all, before that, he was the only one in the Su family who was punished by the teacher. "Why was Ruan punished by the principal?"
"Because... Soft wants to eat roast goose," said the small ball in a small voice.
Just when everyone was full of question marks, why would they be punished if they wanted to eat roast goose.
Xiaotuanzi continued: "so Ruan and our group of little basin friends went to steal the geese in the young goose garden. But Su, we all stole the big goose and were caught by the big goose. But the head of the garden only punished us and didn't punish the big goose. It's not fair at all!"
"Poof..."
"Hahaha..."
All the people in the car couldn't help but laugh for a moment.
Su Xiaowu also took the time to praise xiaoruan, "Ruan, you really deserve to be my sister. Well done!"
Little Tuanzi opened a pair of bright big eyes and looked at his little brother, "Hey, little brother, that's what the principal said!"
After su Yan smiled, he couldn't help rubbing his forehead. Unexpectedly, their cute, soft and waxy little sister also had the potential of bear children.
But since her sister had said she wanted to eat roast goose, Su Yan did not hesitate to take some little guys to a private restaurant famous for roast goose.
Not only did she let the little guys have enough to eat, but also specially packed one for the little dumpling to go to school tomorrow. It can be regarded as compensation for the children who stole the goose with her but were killed by the goose.