"Next, please enjoy the program" superstar ", performer Xiao Jun
After the host reported the curtain, he ran back to the backstage.
The audience, who had just calmed down because of the director's apology, suddenly became lively again.
"Ah, Xiao Jun. Is it the man you just said? "
"That's right, it's" everybody, just said that Liu Zongliang is ugly. There's one more thing. Once, when we went to the village, the boy asked if he was handsome. At last, the villagers were in a hurry. A woman led him to a well.
The old lady said that the well was a god well. She asked what was the spirit.
At that time, Liu Zongliang put his head forward and yelled at the wellhead, "am I handsome?".
As soon as he finished, he heard a bang, and the boss's spray came out of the well.
Liu Zongliang was very happy. He thought the well water turned into a fountain, which proved that he was very handsome.
But the old lady next to me said a word, and I couldn't stand up straight at that time.
Guess what you said? "
"What are you talking about?"
"Aunt said, you are so handsome, that's well vomit!"
"The well vomited? Ah ha ha... "
"Oh, I can't, but I'm so happy. That guy is ugly. Even a look at the well made him vomit. "
"Ha ha..."
Under the stage, all the audience couldn't stand up laughing.
Xiao Jun turns to look backstage.
He couldn't see Liu Zongliang, but in his heart he pointed his middle finger at the guy's position.
"I dare to throw me in the wild. Brother, take this opportunity to let your name in the whole northeast thoroughly rotten street