"Hello, Xiao Jun, wake up, wake up!"
"Ah? What's the matter? Are you ready for dinner? "
Xiao Jun was awakened by a push and opened his eyes in a daze. When he finally recovered his normal thinking ability, he was even more confused by the scene in front of him.
What's the matter? Why are you looking at me?
Ah? Mr. Li Qian is still on the stage, and their program hasn't finished yet. How can I feel like I've been sleeping for a long time.
He was so silly that he didn't know what had happened. At this time, Feng Dao, who was standing in front of him, turned his head.
"Xiao Jun, be serious. Tell me your opinion on the program of head Jiang."
"Ah? Chief Jiang, who is chief Jiang? "
"Poof..."
After Xiao Jun woke up, the first sentence he said made many people almost choke on his own saliva.
Who is the head of Jiang? There are several people who are called the head of Jiang!
Feng Dao was also very angry. He was afraid that Xiao Jun would not stop him. He deliberately reminded him to be "more serious". As a result, the boy's attitude was quite correct. How could he say what he said.
The atmosphere was a bit awkward.
That Jiang Cheng on the stage is about to give the gas crooked nose, how can there be people in this director group who don't know me, Jiang Cheng!
"Hello, comrade, is your name Xiao Jun? I'm Jiang Cheng, head of the national quyi troupe! "
With such a self introduction, Xiao Jun finally woke up.
"Ah, leader, Hello, hello. What's the matter? This is what happened
"Ha ha, I just want to ask you what opinions or suggestions you have on the program I just performed. Where on earth did I say something wrong, so that you can sleep through? "
Xiao Jun is not a fool. Just listening to Jiang Cheng's voice, he knows that his sleep provokes others.
Ah, isn't it a little disrespectful of the fruits of other people's work.
"Ha, leader, you misunderstood. Your program is very good. I'm fascinated by it. Yes, I'm drunk. I'm not sleeping. "
Xiao Jun said this very seriously, and the whole audience immediately laughed.
Feng Dao's side, a hanging heart also fell down.
Jiang Cheng on the stage is the head of the national quyi troupe. On the stage, director Feng, as a director, can say a few words to people, but off the stage, even director Feng should pay attention to the tone of speaking with each other.
I can't help it. They have political status. In terms of rank, they are one or two grades higher than director Feng.
Of course, what's more to be happy about is Xiao Jun's performance. Who said that this boy was a fool? Do you think what he said today is in place.
Li Qian, the teacher on the stage, is also laughing. An embarrassing thing was completely solved by Xiao Jun's words.
What is this? Is it a burden to save the whole situation.
Of course, the happiest is the leader Jiang Chengjiang.
Although I know that Xiao Jun's words are not true, this "infatuation" is still a fresh compliment. Can I send a microblog and say that I'm "intoxicated by crosstalk" to attract a wave of fans' attention.
Well, this guy named Xiao Jun is very clever. He doesn't have any forced explanation, but uses clever language to solve the problem. He is a good seedling worthy of cultivation.
Alas, I really shouldn't be too harsh on such a young man. Is his child sleepy? What do you want to scare him for.
In the blink of an eye, Jiang Cheng's attitude towards Xiao Jun has changed from exasperation to appreciation.
So the commander Jiang laughed.
"Comrade Xiao Jun, you put me on a high plane by saying," I'm intoxicated. ". No, how can young people learn to flatter. You can't say that again in the future. Do you understand? "
"Ah? Oh, yes, yes. "
Xiao Jun nodded in a daze, but he was wondering what happened to the leader, and I was not allowed to say such words? What's the matter? Is this a man who is upright and doesn't like flattery?
Before he turned the corner in his heart, Jiang Cheng on the stage spoke again.
"Comrade Xiao Jun, since you wake up, let's talk about my program from the perspective of a director judge. By the way, I haven't seen you before, and I also want to hear the opinions of new people and new voices. "
"Ah? Let me evaluate it? "
Now Xiao Jun is more confused.
Just now, why don't you let me tell you? How can I tell you? If your program is really good, I will fall asleep?
"Well, Comrade Xiao Jun, don't be embarrassed. If you have any opinion, just say it. "
"Let me tell you?"
"Yes, as an artist, only by listening to different opinions and suggestions can we create better programs and better serve the public."
"No, leader. In fact, my level is limited.""Well, what level is not. You can express your opinion from the perspective of an audience. By the way, no more flattery. I don't like it. I want to listen to the truth and the truth! "
"Er..."
Xiao Jun's mind is completely out of order.
What does Jiang Cheng do? What does he want?
Ma Dan's brother is a common people, you let me try to figure out what the leader's intention is. I can't do such a thing.
I'm not welcome if you push me again.
"Leader, I'd better not talk about it."
"No, it must be said, it must be said!"
"But..."
"Nothing but, just treat you as the audience and say what you want to say!"
At that moment, Xiao Junjiang was so excited that he could say something. If it is well said, well, such talents must be brought with them.
Around, the director group headed by director Feng and teacher Li Qian on the stage also focus on Xiao Jun, and they are curious about what Xiao Jun will say.
Under the public attention, Xiao Jun opened his mouth, which directly made him lose an excellent opportunity to march forward with the head of the national quyi troupe.
"Leader, since you insist, I will tell you the truth. This work, this crosstalk, well, it's very good. He's a crosstalk. There are all kinds of burdens, and you and Mr. Li Qian cooperate very well. "
Jiang Cheng heard this with a smile on his face, but his head kept shaking.
"Xiao Jun, I want you to talk about shortcomings. No more compliments like that!"
"Well, leader, I was about to say that. To be fair, as a crosstalk, there is nothing to be picky about. But as a show, it has big problems.
First of all, the burdens you throw out are rotten stems that have been used for many years. I know the result as soon as you start. I can go on without you saying it! "
Xiao Jun completely gave up the tangled energy of trying to figure out Shangyi.
Uncle, I'll have a good sleep and let you pull up and comment. OK, if you ask me to tell the truth, I'll tell you the whole truth!
"Second, there are some flaws in the coherence of the work. Many of them feel that the preface doesn't match the postscript. Obviously, they just copy the burden of crosstalk from teacher Li Qian. There are some laughing points. After being ridiculous, people will feel puzzled. "
So far, the faces of the whole audience have changed.
This rhythm is not right. Xiao Jun, you really want to be honest!
The continuity of the program has never been found by the entire director group. It's just that the leaders dare not say it because of their face.
Of course, the show is for the whole world. The art of cross talk doesn't exist in foreign countries at all. It's OK to let those crooked nuts hear something new. As for the problem of coherence, it can also be ignored.
After all, the art of language, can use a mouth to make people laugh is very good.
At this moment, everyone realized that Xiao Jun had made a mistake.
Yes, Xiao Jun did make a mistake.
What he said about "how many years of using rotten old stalks" is from the perspective of ten years later, but now for people in this world, others are new stalks.
There is also "the crosstalk burden of Mr. Li Qian", let alone the fact that these burdens are specially created for the performance of Bohai ship. What Xiao Jun heard in the other world was the later performance of Li Qian.
And now, Jiang Cheng as a teaser deduces, that is Jiang Cheng's creation. Xiao Jun turns Jiang Cheng into a man who "takes credit". Isn't that forcing the leaders to die.
Jiang Cheng's face became gloomy with a brush.
But if it's going to break everyone down, it's still behind.
"Also, just a few of the jokes in the first paragraph. In fact, not only need to say it, but also need actors to use their body to perform, in order to play the best effect. I remember what Li Qian did was very good. Can lead you, just can't put down the shelf completely. To put it bluntly, you are not suitable to be a crosstalk actor. I feel that even the basic skills of crosstalk are not solid enough. "
At this point, not only others, but also teacher Li Qian's face has changed.
Xiao Jun can tell the truth. How can he bring his old man in.
What do you mean by that?
To put it bluntly, in fact, Jiang Cheng is not as good as Li Qian.
Well, it's not comparable, but you can't say it.
"In a word, my feeling is that I will only see this work once, and I will never want to see it twice. If a work of art does not have the kind of attraction that can make people calm down and ponder over and over again. I think it is a failure, lack of Yes, lack of depth! Leader, I'm finished. "
At the end of the sentence, Xiao Jun only felt that the whole person was fresh and fresh.It's better to be an honest man.
If you really let him think about it in a different way, how to praise Jiang Cheng, it's better to kill him directly.
Of course, no one will really kill Xiao Jun, but at the moment everyone looks at him with the same meaning.
Xiao Jun, you are dead!
On the stage, Jiang Cheng's face turned red and white. A finger pointed at Xiao Jun, shivering for a long time without saying a word. Finally, he threw his sleeve and left angrily.
Feng Dao in front of him is also hard to calm down. He turns around and stares at Xiao Jun, not to mention how helpless he is.
"Commander Jiang, just a moment. I'll explain to you."
With these words, director Feng rushed out of the audience and chased Jiang Cheng in the direction of his departure.
This scene, let Xiao Jun thoroughly fluffed.
I wipe, this river regiment leader has already broken cattle, let Feng guide also flatter the point?
No, it's off!