Chapter 234

In the film, Xiao Jun is still in a suit and tie, but the biggest difference from all previous states is that he wears a pair of sunglasses at this time.

Xiao Jun reached out and groped for a cup of milk. He covered the mouth of the coffee cup in front of him and gently added milk to it.

His movements were slow, his head high, as if he were pretending not to see everything in front of him.

A few drops of milk spilled on the guy's fingers, and he raised his hand to suck.

At the same time, a big bellied, greasy guy came and sat directly on the seat opposite Xiao Jun's desk.

As soon as this person appeared, the comment area was boiling again.

"Wow, it's director Feng!"

"I thought it was deceiving. I didn't expect that director Feng was really involved in the play."

"Director Feng Gang has a good face. Celebrate with flowers!"

"Celebrate 1."

It's hard to imagine which planet these people are from. When I watch a movie, I don't forget to send comments and brush my sense of existence.

Xiao Jun glanced at the comment language in the video and couldn't help sighing.

Fortunately, there is no "barrage" function at this time. If there is a barrage, it is estimated that Feng Daogang's face will be covered by these people.

Ah? Barrage!

Do you want to sell this idea to coldvision for some money.

Xiao Jun accidentally found a business opportunity, but if there is a "barrage" in the later development of the world, it is estimated that the system will not allow him to make money with it.

Let's ignore the "bullet screen" and focus on this micro film.

Director Feng Gang came on stage with a big stomach and a big back. He pulled back his chair and sat down in front of Xiao Jun in a rage.

As soon as Feng Daogang sat down, a figure in the uniform of a waiter appeared in the picture. With a sound of "Duang", he threw a plate of small cake on the table.

Others may not feel much, but the young singers of the Yellow River Chorus can't help laughing.

It was this action of throwing a cake that almost caused Xiao Jun and Wang Jianguo to break up.

Wang Jianguo, the leader of the choir, has a good face.

When shooting, he heard Xiao Jun say that he didn't have a face when he acted. I thought that sentence was just a joke. After all, one of the leaders of a national Choir has acted as a group performance for you. You can't make a face.

But who knows, now that the film is playing, TM really has no face, let alone face, even neck.

Wang Jianguo was so angry that he wanted to curse the street, but when he turned around and saw Li Zhenhua not far away, he felt better again.

What's the matter with no face? At least it's a bit of a drama.

Li Zhenhua, a character with the same identity, was covered by the lighting effects.

By comparison, we can still accept the result of "no face".

Wang Jianguo's psychology is balanced, and a smile appears on his face.

Xiao Jun also smiles a little at the moment, because Wang Jianguo's angry action of throwing a plate at that time is now presented in the film, which perfectly plays the effect he wants.

“Duang！”

In the movie, Wang Jianguo plays a waiter in a coffee shop who leaves with a small plate of desserts.

Xiao Jun took out a tissue, wiped his fingers, and said to Feng Youyou, "the service provided by the waiter is really considerate."

A word of ridicule, in exchange for just a glance of director Feng's head, and then the big director lowered his head and continued to look at his mobile phone.

The audience didn't understand what role director Feng played in the film, so they heard the director speak his lines.

"The world is either a voyeur or an expositor.

Look at this woman. I just added her QQ last night. After chatting for less than two hours, she even sent me such photos. "

It's really "hard wide"!

Xiao Jun's Micro film debut, even with the help of director Feng's mouth, made an advertisement for QQ.

I believe that after watching this micro film, there will be a wave of registered QQ frenzy.

In the movie, director Feng holds up his mobile phone with the screen pointing at Xiao Jun on the opposite side.

With the key words of "exposure maniac", "woman" and "photo" in the lines just now, all of us immediately had a strong interest in the things in Feng Dao's mobile phone.

What kind of picture would that be?

Is that woman beautiful?

Is she dressed?

A group of wolf friends are eager to see through, but the film does not give any close-up of Feng's mobile phone at all.

You can only see in the film, Xiao Jun with sunglasses looks calm, glances at the mobile phone screen, youyou says: "I'm here for dinner."

Hearing this, we all want to get into the screen and clean up Xiao Jun.

What kind of clothes do you wear? As a man, when you see the indescribable picture, you still solemnly say that you are not interested. Do you want a face?Immediately, director Feng spoke out the voice of the people.

"Come on! When you are young, don't you have any bad habits? I don't want to see it pull down. I'll keep it for myself. "

As he spoke, Feng put his mobile phone back in his pocket and saw Xiao Jun put a piece of cake into his mouth. At that time, he frowned.

"What the hell? Do you eat dessert as a meal? Don't eat to death!

Well, I didn't come here today to watch your dinner. I want to ask you something

Feng Dao leans to Xiao Jun's face and lowers his voice.

"I ask you, why did your tuning order double in a month? Those old hands who have been in this business for more than ten years are not as popular as you. What have you done? "

Feng Dao's face is full of curiosity, but Xiao Jun still has a zombie expression and stinks to death.

"Boss, is it strange that your clients appreciate my work?"

"A little. You've only been here a few months. It's not normal. "

"So far, has anyone complained about me? Or did I make a mistake when I tuned someone else? "

"No. But I always feel that something is wrong! "

At this point in the conversation, their identities became clear.

Xiao Jun, a failed piano genius, got a job as a piano tuner.

And Feng Dao is Xiao Jun's boss, who is responsible for finding jobs for Xiao Jun, a tuner.

Xiao Jun did a good job, orders doubled, but the boss is a little scared.

In the film, Xiao Jun's mouth turns up, showing a rather obscene smile.

"Boss, what do you mean by coming here and telling me this? Are you going to fire me? "

"Nonsense! This morning, someone specially called to ask for my blind mixer Xiao Jun. Do you know how I feel when I hear that? "

Director Feng knocked the table so loud that he suddenly realized that the occasion was wrong. He quickly lowered his body and asked quietly, "can you explain to me what's the matter with this blind tuner?"

Feng Dao's face was very anxious, but Xiao Jun, who was wearing sunglasses, was calm and took a sip of coffee. Wiping the corner of his mouth, he said: "Shah Jahan, the emperor of Mughal Empire, after his wife died..."

This guy avoided the boss's question and began to tell a story.

At that time, Feng Dao collapsed and covered his forehead. He yelled in an angry voice, "shut up, I'll let you explain to me the blind tuner, what story do you tell me?"

Director Feng is already furious, but Xiao Jun is still dead. He stares at director Feng for a few seconds and says again.

"Shah Jahan, the emperor of the Mughal Empire, was very sad after his wife died..."

Now, not only director Feng in the film, but also many audiences have collapsed. How can you still tell stories?

Well, go ahead, go ahead, see what you can say.

"In order to mourn his dead wife, the emperor asked the best architect at that time to build a mausoleum for his wife.

The architect stood in front of the emperor. The emperor asked him, "are you married?"

The architect replied, "yes, your majesty."

"Do you love your wife?"

"To your majesty, I love my wife very much. She is my life, and I love her more than anything else! "

"That's good." The emperor nodded, "since you love your wife so much, I will put your wife to death. In this way, you can know how painful I feel and build the most magnificent mausoleum in the world for my wife. "

The emperor executed the wife of the architect, who built the Taj Mahal, one of the eight wonders of the world. "

At the end of the story, it came out from Xiao Jun, who played the role of the tuner, and spread to all the people who watched the micro film at the moment.

No matter who it was, I could not help shivering all over.

We all know the Taj Mahal, but is there such a story about the origin of the Taj Mahal?

Without waiting for everyone to break free from the fear of this historical anecdote, Xiao Jun in the film talks again after a moment's thinking.

"In this world, there are many people who think that losing will make people more sensitive and take things more seriously. Am I right? "

This question is directed at director Feng in the film, but after the audience took part in it, they could not help but have some recognition in their hearts.

Director Feng snorted coldly, as if he was quite disdainful of this problem.

"Yes, you have a point. But you bastard, can you tell me what's the matter with the blind tuner? "

At this moment, director Feng's attitude of a boss who only cares about his own business and knows money but not people is incisive and incisive. With his words, everyone returned to the original question.

Tuner, we understand.

But where does the word "blind" come from?

The next moment, the answer finally came out.In the film, Xiao Jun looks forward and slightly takes off his sunglasses.

"In order to make people feel that I can tune better, so I decided to become a blind man."

As the pair of sunglasses was removed, Xiao Jun's eyes were given a close-up shot, people found that his eyes became pale and blurred, just as the whole film showed at the beginning.

Feng Dao was surprised.

"What is this?"

"These are contact lenses. I'm blind with them!"

Finally, the role played by Xiao Jun completely unveils all the veil in front of the audience.

This guy disguised himself as blind and went to tune others.

All right, you're good!

But aren't you afraid of being discovered?